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He said to say "hi" to all of you, especially the ladies.
I told him to check out the site, and he took a noticeable liking to QT's and tripleblonde's avatars.
Tripleblonde, he asked if your mom was hot.
,and then he broke into a wonderful rendition of "That's Alright, Mama"
I also told him you were a virgin and he said he'd be happy to spend "One Night With You."
I said "She has a boyfriend, Elvis," but he said "he's probably just a Hound Dog," and that his "Big Hunk 'O Love would be all she'd ever want."
I sounded like he was eating on the phone though, which is distracting to me, so I let him go.
It's funny though, because after I hung up, he called back and farted into the phone.
But I guess that's just good ol' Elvis- always the prankster.
I told him to check out the site, and he took a noticeable liking to QT's and tripleblonde's avatars.
Tripleblonde, he asked if your mom was hot.
,and then he broke into a wonderful rendition of "That's Alright, Mama"I also told him you were a virgin and he said he'd be happy to spend "One Night With You."
I said "She has a boyfriend, Elvis," but he said "he's probably just a Hound Dog," and that his "Big Hunk 'O Love would be all she'd ever want."
I sounded like he was eating on the phone though, which is distracting to me, so I let him go.
It's funny though, because after I hung up, he called back and farted into the phone.
But I guess that's just good ol' Elvis- always the prankster.
