Omfg!

[velvett]

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH COMMUNICATION?

What do you have to do to make sure someone UNDERSTANDS what they are listening to or signing off on? If I hear this woman say one more time "that's not what I wanted" - I will pay to have both of the cast iron tubs she ordered dropped on her.

If you tell me I want a lb of red peanut M&M's and I give you a lb of red peanut M&M's dont f*ing tell me that they don't look like the red M&M's you had seen before and I obviously ordered the wrong M&M's because I did not purchase them from where you saw them.

OMG


I swear I'm going to strangle the last bit of life out her before the summer is over.

 

[velvett]

And while I'm kvetching - I haven't been able to breathe through my nose is just over 6 weeks and I can not take it anymore.

 

[manny78]

She signed for XYZ and now aint happy ? Well tell her that you're not Wal-Mart and she can eat a bag of shit. Bad customers can ruin a business....

 

[Smurfy]

I wish you had designed and managed my kitchen remodel.

 

[velvett]

She signed for XYZ and now aint happy ? Well tell her that you're not Wal-Mart and she can eat a bag of shit. Bad customers can ruin a business....

I know what her deal is - she picks out something - hubby hates it - everyone else is responsible to have made the error because she can't be responsible for buying something with hubby's money that hubby don't like.

I can't take it anymore.

 

[Frisky]

oh vel... right about now we both need a gallon of triple distilled vodka.

 

[c00per]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

And while I'm kvetching - I haven't been able to breathe through my nose is just over 6 weeks and I can not take it anymore.

Try Nasonex or Bausch and Lomb flunisolide solution. Works really good after a few days of "loading."

 

[Frisky]

I know what her deal is - she picks out something - hubby hates it - everyone else is responsible to have made the error because she can't be responsible for buying something with hubby's money that hubby don't like.

I can't take it anymore.

omg... i know exactly what you are talking about. I HATE dealing with females when im designing houseplans.

 

[velvett]

I'm printing that one and framing it!

LOL!!!!!!!


thanks for a laugh

 

[fistfullofsteel]

you seem sexually frustrated. i can help.

 

[pintoca]

I blame in on the 5x5

that radius is problematic

 

[*Bunny*]

I You

 

[pintoca]

I You

thanks

(it must be the hat)

 

[Frisky]

I blame in on the 5x5

that radius is problematic

lol

 

[Y_lifter]

Coke Heads are so freaky..

 

[H_T_]

it would help if women didn't have breasts......

 

[Nathan]

I don't know what you do for a living but I can sympathize with communication issues and assholes trying to blame you for their own mistakes. MAn am I tired. Would someone like to cuddle? I could sure go for some of that and a nice long nap.

 

[KillahBee]

As you know, such is the life of client/agency work. I communicate with my clients as if they are 2 years old and retarded (the latter is typically true). Even when they say, "I want a stapler", I show them a picture of the stapler and talk them thru it to make sure they understand what they are doing (as friggin adults managing hundreds if millions of dollars in budgets). It's sad, but the reality is - it's your ass no matter what happens.

 

[Sassy69]

I like green m&ms.

 

[Mr. dB]

I know what her deal is - she picks out something - hubby hates it - everyone else is responsible to have made the error because she can't be responsible for buying something with hubby's money that hubby don't like.

I can't take it anymore.

Exactly.

Or it doesn't look, in situ, the way it looked in her mind when she tried to visualize it. Blame everyone but her own choices...

 

[RottenWillow]

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH COMMUNICATION?

What do you have to do to make sure someone UNDERSTANDS what they are listening to or signing off on? If I hear this woman say one more time "that's not what I wanted" - I will pay to have both of the cast iron tubs she ordered dropped on her.

If you tell me I want a lb of red peanut M&M's and I give you a lb of red peanut M&M's dont f*ing tell me that they don't look like the red M&M's you had seen before and I obviously ordered the wrong M&M's because I did not purchase them from where you saw them.

OMG


I swear I'm going to strangle the last bit of life out her before the summer is over.

You might consider taping all your conversations with clients. You can explain to prospective clients that in order to ensure you provide just exactly what they may request, you record everything to capture all the details of their plans. Then later if someone tries this bullshit, you can bust them.

Also, if you're using nasal spray, stop. Your snoot actually becomes dependent on that stuff and perpetuates the stuffyness.

 

[Smurfy]

I dont know, my allergist at the Institute for Asthma and Allergy told me that the best way ever to prevent sinus infections for people who have nasal allergies is to use a daily nasal decongestant. He said that is the #1 method and he wasnt too pleased when I told him there is no way in hell Im sticking any thingy up my nose and spraying a mist of anything up there. So, he conceded and prescribed me an oral decongestant.

 

[KillahBee]

dude, try it. the nasal sprays feel good.

 

[Y_lifter]

Yea, the Decon Sprays are very addictive, not so much on the daily oral decongestants.

But he was correct on them being a good way to prevent infections by keeping things clear and flowing.

 

[Smurfy]

seriously though maybe I'll consider the nasal sprays as I have an appt with my doc next friday. and ive neen on these very expensive oral decongestants every morning and night for like over 2 months now and I still have throat congestion from my sinus cavities (the ones way in the back) draining and causing gunk in there. call me the throat clearer

 

[mrdeeznuts]

her hubby should go by the simple rule i went by. i don't give a fuck! if someone says purple couchs will look good in my living room fuck it i'll buy them. why because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

not like her hubby's ass will be taking a tubby

 

[Mr. dB]

Ahem!

 

[Y_lifter]

seriously though maybe I'll consider the nasal sprays as I have an appt with my doc next friday. and ive neen on these very expensive oral decongestants every morning and night for like over 2 months now and I still have throat congestion from my sinus cavities (the ones way in the back) draining and causing gunk in there. call me the throat clearer

Ash is on a combination of daily Zyrtek and Advair as needed.
Mostly in the dry winter months and spring when love is in the air.

Ask Dr Kildare about those. Advair is mainly for Asthma but used
for allergies as well. Good news is it covers both those issues with her.

 

[H_T_]

farmer sneeze.

 

[Y_lifter]

farmer sneeze.

Snot Rocket

 

[H_T_]

Snot Rocket

it sucks when someone gets in the line of fire. actually, it's real funny....

 

[Frisky]

I like green m&ms.

with peanuts

 

[artrius]

I like green m&ms.

Blue ones are better. Because they're blue.

 

[H_T_]

i love the diversity of a Velveeta thread. you never know what's in store. this one sounds like someone didn't know the microwave was on......

 

[Cutiebaby]

i love the diversity of a Velveeta thread. you never know what's in store. this one sounds like someone didn't know the microwave was on......

lol, she does make great threads

 

[Frisky]

i love the diversity of a Velveeta thread. you never know what's in store. this one sounds like someone didn't know the microwave was on......

The microwave was on?


FUCK

 

[H_T_]

The microwave was on?


FUCK

heating up the baby oil? cuz i already put the shower curtain down....

 

[EnderJE]

As you know, such is the life of client/agency work. I communicate with my clients as if they are 2 years old and retarded (the latter is typically true). Even when they say, "I want a stapler", I show them a picture of the stapler and talk them thru it to make sure they understand what they are doing (as friggin adults managing hundreds if millions of dollars in budgets). It's sad, but the reality is - it's your ass no matter what happens.

lmao...I had this experience today...

 

[Frisky]

heating up the baby oil? cuz i already put the shower curtain down....

did you light the candle's?

 

[H_T_]

did you light the candle's?

candles? i don't want to look at you.....

 

[Cutiebaby]

candles? i don't want to look at you.....

oh the cruelty

 

[Frisky]

candles? i don't want to look at you.....

i have nice boobies

 

[H_T_]

i have nice boobies

put `em on my back.

 

[velvett]

You might consider taping all your conversations with clients. You can explain to prospective clients that in order to ensure you provide just exactly what they may request, you record everything to capture all the details of their plans. Then later if someone tries this bullshit, you can bust them.

Also, if you're using nasal spray, stop. Your snoot actually becomes dependent on that stuff and perpetuates the stuffyness.

This may have to be a last resort - I record (meeting minutes) and save (emails)everything else.

 

[Frisky]

put `em on my back.

oh ya wanna be a cowboy now huh? I don't think you could handle the spurs in your flanks suga.

 

[velvett]

seriously though maybe I'll consider the nasal sprays as I have an appt with my doc next friday. and ive neen on these very expensive oral decongestants every morning and night for like over 2 months now and I still have throat congestion from my sinus cavities (the ones way in the back) draining and causing gunk in there. call me the throat clearer

Hmm I have something here somewhere that is a nasal wash

The only truly positive thing about walking around with hay fever face, snot rags in your pockets and travel packets of tissues that everyone thinks you're sick - so they stay away from you.

Do you get sandpaper tongue from sleeping with your mouth open too?

I have to actually hold water in my mouth to rehydrate the tongue.

 

[H_T_]

oh ya wanna be a cowboy now huh? I don't think you could handle the spurs in your flanks suga.

if i can handle a pitbull hanging off of my ass while i'm climbing a fence, running for my life, i can handle your girlie ass southern traditions....

 

[Frisky]

if i can handle a pitbull hanging off of my ass while i'm climbing a fence, running for my life, i can handle your girlie ass southern traditions....

what the fuck do you have a pitbull in your ass for.
lol

 

[H_T_]

what the fuck do you have a pitbull in your ass for.
lol

i guess i taste like dog food....

 

[velvett]

I wish you had designed and managed my kitchen remodel.

Now that would have been fun...

 

[velvett]

oh vel... right about now we both need a gallon of triple distilled vodka.

You're not kidding.

How's your migraine?

I swear mine starts to leave I get all happy about it and it sneaks back up on me.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i have nice boobies

lemme see

 

[Frisky]

You're not kidding.

How's your migraine?

I swear mine starts to leave I get all happy about it and it sneaks back up on me.

I'm doing Ok right now, but seems all the walls are closing in here, and I have stacks of papers on my desk that I have no godly idea where they come from. I'm watching the clock as I train two guys, and all the other shit they think I can work miracles with (oh I am positve you know that role) I've come close to implanting a 4"stilleto into the side of a CPU a few seconds ago. LOL

I'm about to make a trip to the 'company cabinet' downstairs and pull out a bottle of Rum or Vodka or even maybe some Crown. Sit here at my desk and just chill. LOL

Wanna join me

 

[artrius]

I'm doing Ok right now, but seems all the walls are closing in here, and I have stacks of papers on my desk that I have no godly idea where they come from. I'm watching the clock as I train two guys, and all the other shit they think I can work miracles with (oh I am positve you know that role) I've come close to implanting a 4"stilleto into the side of a CPU a few seconds ago. LOL

I'm about to make a trip to the 'company cabinet' downstairs and pull out a bottle of Rum or Vodka or even maybe some Crown. Sit here at my desk and just chill. LOL

Wanna join me

Sounds like someone needs to GET BACK TO WORK, BIOTCH.

i'm too young to die.

 

[Mr. dB]

Work would be so much easier if it wasn't for clients and customers.

 

[TheProject]

As you know, such is the life of client/agency work. I communicate with my clients as if they are 2 years old and retarded (the latter is typically true). Even when they say, "I want a stapler", I show them a picture of the stapler and talk them thru it to make sure they understand what they are doing (as friggin adults managing hundreds if millions of dollars in budgets). It's sad, but the reality is - it's your ass no matter what happens.

I believe you have my stapler?

 

[Smurfy]

I believe you have my stapler?

I see you're running amok again. Who let you out of your cage?

 

[KillahBee]

I believe you have my stapler?

You goddamn monkeyfucking neanderthal

 

[superqt4u2nv]

MMMMMMMMMMM peanut M&M's


Customers are the suck espeically on low carb days.

 

[TheProject]

I see you're running amok again. Who let you out of your cage?

Boredom is a fickle mistress.

 

[Smurfy]

Boredom is a fickle mistress.

I dont know her.