Okay, News Flash

[Strongbow]

there is no such thing as love. I have determined that people are not capable of love, therefore it does not exsist. There is love between parents and their children, but adults are only as good as their options. I hereby determain that all marriages are null and void and you are free to fuck amongst yourselves. That is all and Happy Fornicating.

Signed,
The Chosen One

 

[needtogetarmy]

whoo!

 

[cindylou]

I know, it sorta seems like all EF marriages are on the rocks

besides digi's marriage of course. its better than ever

 

[nimbus]

dibs on your wife!!!

 

[nangiggles]

are me and Army Vet bringing you down bro?

I'm starting to believe that love is overrated....

 

[Strongbow]

I fucking hate love, and I hate anybody that loves anybody.

 

[Strongbow]

dibs on your wife!!!

Who's wife brah?

 

[ceo]

I fucking hate love, and I hate anybody that loves anybody.

love you bro.

 

[Rachel...lol]

I'm not married - what am I getting out of this proclamation?

 

[weightedreps]

I'm not scared to love, but fuck getting married

 

[cw801]

Is it bad that my husband and I now call marriages "funerals"? Yes? Maybe?

 

[SouthernLord]

I'm not scared to love, but fuck getting married

This!!!!!

My parents are on my ass about having them some grandbabies. Fuck. That. Shit!

My best friend has a two year old little boy. He's my lil homie. I love that fucking kid, but I only see his bad little ass a few hours a week. I couldnt imagine dealing with that shit 24/7.

I'm staying unmarried and childless (I hope) for a long fucking time.

 

[cindylou]

This!!!!!

My parents are on my ass about having them some grandbabies. Fuck. That. Shit!

My best friend has a two year old little boy. He's my lil homie. I love that fucking kid, but I only see his bad little ass a few hours a week. I couldnt imagine dealing with that shit 24/7.

I'm staying unmarried and childless (I hope) for a long fucking time.

More than likely you'd only see your kid a couple hours each night and on weekends. You wont have to deal with them 24/7.

 

[nimbus]

More than likely you'd only see your kid a couple hours each night and on weekends. You wont have to deal with them 24/7.

lol i can feel the bitterness

 

[cindylou]

lol i can feel the bitterness

lol I'm just sayin. That was a generous estimate.

 

[nangiggles]

This!!!!!

My parents are on my ass about having them some grandbabies. Fuck. That. Shit!

My best friend has a two year old little boy. He's my lil homie. I love that fucking kid, but I only see his bad little ass a few hours a week. I couldnt imagine dealing with that shit 24/7.

I'm staying unmarried and childless (I hope) for a long fucking time.

smart man

 

[Strongbow]

Did I mention I hate all of you cept for cw801

 

[Rachel...lol]

Did I mention I hate all of you cept for cw801

ahem

 

[Strongbow]

ahem

Oh no sweetheart not you I meant all that had posted just seen Lou too not her either

 

[bigpokey]

nga i love all the hoz ima move to utah an marry all these hos, imma have a ho housefull and the ho deal ima like it a ho bunch, an hoz better get my paper cause i got a ho punch

 

[puddlemonkey]

I Cindy

 

[Strongbow]

nga i love all the hoz ima move to utah an marry all these hos, imma have a ho housefull and the ho deal ima like it a ho bunch, an hoz better get my paper cause i got a ho punch

Damn brah, you sure like hos.

 

[Strongbow]

I Cindy

Okay well I CW801

 

[cw801]

Awwwww!!!!

 

[Strongbow]

I do really you're awsome

 

[puddlemonkey]

Okay well I CW801

It's too bad your redneck ass isn't related to her, cause then you could date and produce offspring, just like your parents did.

 

[Strongbow]

It's too bad your redneck ass isn't related to her, cause then you could date and produce offspring, just like your parents did.

I hope you get run over by a train mutha fucker, that was completely uncalled for.

 

[bigpokey]

Damn brah, you sure like hos.

i dont love hoe ass ngas like you tho

 

[Strongbow]

i dont love hoe ass ngas like you tho

And I don't like bish ass mutha fucking pencile dick closet fags like you either ya gansta wanna be mutha fucker bish ngr.

 

[nangiggles]

nice thread... I approve...

 

[Strongbow]

Like I give a fuck.

 

[cindylou]

I Cindy

u do?

 

[Strongbow]

u do?

Please Cindy don't love him back, he's fat and sweaty and smells like old soup and shit. Did I mention I was one of those Mormon dudes now?

 

[cw801]

Think polygamy........lol

 

[cindylou]

Please Cindy don't love him back, he's fat and sweaty and smells like old soup and shit. Did I mention I was one of those Mormon dudes now?

Mormon? I don't get it...is that supposed to mean something to me?

 

[cindylou]

Think polygamy........lol

lol

no thx SB

 

[Strongbow]

lol

no thx SB

You lie poorly Cindy

 

[bigpokey]

And I don't like bish ass mutha fucking pencile dick closet fags like you either ya gansta wanna be mutha fucker bish ngr.

i like you too bro, puds is definitely a mormon ass mufukr nga tryn to hoard all the hoz and their pussy scent parfums

 

[puddlemonkey]

puds is definitely a mormon ass mufukr nga tryn to hoard all the hoz and their pussy scent parfums

I've only got one e-wife, wtf?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've only got one e-wife, wtf?

^^^ not a fatty ^^^

 

[Strongbow]

^^^ not a fatty ^^^

Lies

 

[puddlemonkey]

Lies

I'm not the one that was caught posting fake pictures

 

[Strongbow]

I'm not the one that was caught posting fake pictures

lolz you are a fag thou were you not suppose to call me asshole

 

[puddlemonkey]

lolz you are a fag thou were you not suppose to call me asshole

Was I? This is news to me.

 

[Strongbow]

I have news but fuck you stay in the dark fat boy

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have news but fuck you stay in the dark fat boy

I call nowz?

 

[javaguru]

I believe in love because I've been pwned by it...

 

[puddlemonkey]

I believe in love because I've been pwned by it...

does this mean you're a believer in teh herp too?

 

[javaguru]

does this mean you're a believer in teh herp too?

Never been pwned by VD...but I believe in it...perhaps your penchant for strippers skews the data?

 

[Strongbow]

I like chicken noodle soup, Just Saying.