Ok this is a reason i hate freakin bugs

[SoKlueles]

OKKKKKK i was cleaning the bathroom a few mins ago and well you know how u get hair on the sink from say.....hammys constant primping?
well i was cleaning and i saw these hairs moving in the drain at the top of the sink so it dont overflow right? so i was like wtf is that? so i splashed a bit of water in there
and out comes this 12 foot long palmetto bug omggggggg i screamed and threw hot water on him and he finally went down the drain......and i kept putting hot water on him until he stopped moving
well hes dead.....but he got caught on the little thing in the sink that criss crosses before big stuff can go down the drain......and i still see his little head and antennaes
hammy has to take care of this
omgg i wanted to throw up

 

[hamstershaver]

wtf did you do that for?

 

[SoKlueles]

omg he was gonna attack me dang

 

[nycgirl]

Where do you live??? I have never heard of a bug coming out of a sink before.

 

[Lestat]

12 foot long?

 

[habitualhealth]

OKKKKKK i was cleaning the bathroom a few mins ago and well you know how u get hair on the sink from say.....hammys constant primping?
well i was cleaning and i saw these hairs moving in the drain at the top of the sink so it dont overflow right? so i was like wtf is that? so i splashed a bit of water in there
and out comes this 12 foot long palmetto bug omggggggg i screamed and threw hot water on him and he finally went down the drain......and i kept putting hot water on him until he stopped moving
well hes dead.....but he got caught on the little thing in the sink that criss crosses before big stuff can go down the drain......and i still see his little head and antennaes
hammy has to take care of this
omgg i wanted to throw up

He's gonna come back for you hooker. Those type of bugs...they always come back. Next time, while you're brushing your teeth...after the efferdent of course....he's gonna jump out bigger than ever. Or maybe while you're sitting on the john and the TP is out of reach...oh, he'll get you. I wouldn't sleep if i were you.

 

[SoKlueles]

He's gonna come back for you hooker. Those type of bugs...they always come back. Next time, while you're brushing your teeth...after the efferdent of course....he's gonna jump out bigger than ever. Or maybe while you're sitting on the john and the TP is out of reach...oh, he'll get you. I wouldn't sleep if i were you.

my efferdent?
that keeps my teeth unstained from all the baccer i chew

 

[newbiebynature]

so the palmetto bug was taller than u?

 

[SoKlueles]

12 foot long?

ok maybe not that big but it seemed that big at the time

 

[Delinquent]

ok maybe not that big but it seemed that big at the time

The worst is when they come flying at you. You look at it like maybe it's a moth but then when it lands near you, the real horror begins.

 

[habitualhealth]

my efferdent?
that keeps my teeth unstained from all the baccer i chew

I almost coughed out my spinach salad on the "baccer i chew". lol

Yeah, efferdent....that blue stuff you put your teeth in erry night before bed.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You have indoor plumbing?

 

[WODIN]

You boiled a coach roach? Times are hard in Tenn. Hey?

 

[foreigngirl]

oh, girl I would totally freak out and wouldnt know what to do...
poor you

 

[habitualhealth]

Speaking of bugs....this big ol hugemongous gigantic hairy & scary monsterous freaky lookin spider (cute tiny little turd) just started a hike up my office wall.


'cuse me while i go find a boy. *shivers*

 

[hamstershaver]

The worst is when they come flying at you. You look at it like maybe it's a moth but then when it lands near you, the real horror begins.

that would of been awesome if it had flown in her hair

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf is a palmetto bug? they good for your prostate like saw palmetto?

 

[Daisy_]

EWww Klu, that is so sick

 

[redguru]

wtf is a palmetto bug? they good for your prostate like saw palmetto?

Florida's state bird. A flying cockroach also known as the wood roach. BTW, they can survive in water for hours, Klu

 

[SoKlueles]

Florida's state bird. A flying cockroach also known as the wood roach. BTW, they can survive in water for hours, Klu

omg so hes still in my sink waiting to attack?

 

[swole]

It must have gotten huge from all the Twinkie crumbs that fell from your teeth while brushing.

 

[SoKlueles]

It must have gotten huge from all the Twinkie crumbs that fell from your teeth while brushing.

danggggg thats prob it

 

[habitualhealth]

omg so hes still in my sink waiting to attack?

I tried to warn you earlier gomer. Don't sleep tonight. It might crawl in your ear if you do.

 

[SoKlueles]

I tried to warn you earlier gomer. Don't sleep tonight. It might crawl in your ear if you do.

ill keep my ears covered but ill make hammy sleep nude

 

[habitualhealth]

ill keep my ears covered but ill make hammy sleep nude

unfortunately, even a bug like that won't find anything interesting on him.

 

[redguru]

omg so hes still in my sink waiting to attack?

Yes, water won't kill a cockroach. In fact, Palmetto bugs prefer an extremely moist environment and will die without a water source. But don't worry, it'll crawl in your mouth while you sleep, and you'll digest it.

 

[SoKlueles]

Yes, water won't kill a cockroach. In fact, Palmetto bugs prefer an extremely moist environment and will die without a water source. But don't worry, it'll crawl in your mouth while you sleep, and you'll digest it.

oh shit
its a roach?

 

[redguru]

oh shit
its a roach?

Yes, A palmetto bug or American cockroach is a roach with fully developed wings. They live outdoors, so aren't normally a household pest. They do occasionally go indoors, but You shouldn't worry about an infestation, unless you have major plumbing leaks.

 

[SoKlueles]

Yes, A palmetto bug or American cockroach is a roach with fully developed wings. They live outdoors, so aren't normally a household pest. They do occasionally go indoors, but You shouldn't worry about an infestation, unless you have major plumbing leaks.

ok the little bastard snuck in the door when it was open
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[redguru]

Did you just have new mulch put around the house or anything? Because they love mulch.

 

[SoKlueles]

Did you just have new mulch put around the house or anything? Because they love mulch.

yeah there is some outside with some flowers and stuff
the first time i saw one i almost shat myself never saw a bug so big
i just put a cup over it and let him take care of it when he got home

 

[redguru]

ok the little bastard snuck in the door when it was open
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Watch it, they'll add items to your shopping list. Yo bitch, yer outta Corn Flakes.

 

[SoKlueles]

Watch it, they'll add items to your shopping list. Yo bitch, yer outta Corn Flakes.

If i have bad dreams tonight im redding ur ass tomorrow

 

[redguru]

If i have bad dreams tonight im redding ur ass tomorrow

Watch Joe's Apartment before you go to bed.

 

[redguru]

 

[bran987]

He's gonna come back for you hooker. .

lmao is this how iron angels talk to each other?

 

[habitualhealth]

lmao is this how iron angels talk to each other?

You better believe it hooker. Wanna join? lol

Actually, i think only klu and i have pet names of such caliper for each other.

 

[SoKlueles]

You better believe it hooker. Wanna join? lol

Actually, i think only klu and i have pet names of such caliper for each other.

lol yeah we have our pet names
shes hooker ho and im ho bag
who'd thunk

 

[Gymgurl]

Hammy's primping or pimping???

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammy's primping or pimping???

primping

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay thought maybe he caught one from someone when hes pimping