Ok so maybe you wouldnt kill anyone...

[nangiggles]

But have you done small petty things? like when waiters spit on drinks or give non decaf regular coffee, stuff like that...

When I'm mad at my husband sometimes I love shaving my legs with his face shaver, makes me smile again I'm awful

 

[WoodyO]

I recently took our HR ladies coffee cup into the bathroom at work and rubbed my cawk all over every bit of it.

 

[gotmilk]

Since you were not a member when I posted the original, I'll repost (Jnev's favorite story by me).

I dated this girl in college who had a drinking problem by the time she graduated. After graduation, she had to take a 13 week assignment 900 miles away from me. Her partying just became really out of hand.

One morning, for some reason, I called her apartment at 7:58 am, knowing she had to be at work by 8 am. Some guy answered the phone. I called back and the guy answered again.

I jumped in my car, hauled ass 900 miles, and knocked on the door the next morning. Guy answers, Gotmilk grabs guy and smashes him thru front glass door, not realizing neighbor is the Sheriff.

Anyhow, in the end, I was able to go back and collect anything of mine she had, and as I was leaving, I realized she had stolen some old condoms I had. Weird since we were not using any. So before I left her apartment, I used a sewing needle to poke holes thru the condom wrappers.

Beech got pregnant cheating on me.
Sheriff did not arrest me because he hated the guy I smacked around. Guy was a marine who nobody in town liked.
Cost me $500 in damages to fix the door.
Got a speeding ticket in Virginia.
Got a letter from Virginia State Police for speeding over chesapeake bay bridge.

Look on beeches face at 6 AM next day: priceless.

 

[pector]

^^ Inspirational

 

[nangiggles]

LOL at poking holes in the condoms

 

[-SD-]

Youre a vindictive bish for using his razor
Just talk to him about it or something

 

[nangiggles]

Youre a vindictive bish for using his razor
Just talk to him about it or something

at least I'm not planning out his death... just sayin'

 

[-SD-]

at least I'm not planning out his death... just sayin'

Thats legal in musclemomistan

 

[shirlene29]

why just today some asshole in a truck with lettering for his custom cab biz on the doors cut me off to grab a parking spot at the bank then took up like 1 and 1/3 of a spot...so I sailed my car into the spot to his left rendering him unable to open his truck door..at all
then got out of my car and smiled at him

got home, looked up his business name on yelp..and complained that his cabinets were cheaply made

the end


I might of been guilty of saving a two liter bottle of urine for over a yr that several friends contributed to in the garage then dumping it in some assholes cowl of his car thereby ruining any defrosting capabilities of his car
cuz you never know when a rancid 2 liter bottle of urine might come in handy

but maybe I didn't

 

[-SD-]

What the fuk is wrong with you people

 

[gotmilk]

What the fuk is wrong with you people

I'll chainsaw you

 

[nangiggles]

why just today some asshole in a truck with lettering for his custom cab biz on the doors cut me off to grab a parking spot at the bank then took up like 1 and 1/3 of a spot...so I sailed my car into the spot to his left rendering him unable to open his truck door..at all
then got out of my car and smiled at him

got home, looked up his business name on yelp..and complained that his cabinets were cheaply made

the end


I might of been guilty of saving a two liter bottle of urine for over a yr that several friends contributed to in the garage then dumping it in some assholes cowl of his car thereby ruining any defrosting capabilities of his car
cuz you never know when a rancid 2 liter bottle of urine might come in handy

but maybe I didn't

LMFAO I knew I wasnt alone in petty behavior!!!!

Keep them stories coming!!!

 

[-SD-]

I'll chainsaw you

Teh Jacket is impervious to attack

 

[AFeedz]

When I'm pissed, I get crazy........and tell someone I'm pissed.

 

[miplank]

What nan doesn't know is her husband scrubs his asshole with her toothbrush every time she makes a roast.

 

[cindylou]

When I'm pissed, I get crazy........and tell someone I'm pissed.

lol...this

I've been trying to think of something interesting to post but I couldn't think of a thing!

 

[nydj66]

lol...this

I've been trying to think of something interesting to post but I couldn't think of a thing!

Fall back on the "I'll fuck anyone" post.

That was interesting!

 

[nangiggles]

What nan doesn't know is her husband scrubs his asshole with her toothbrush every time she makes a roast.

he loves my roasts bish!

That avi needs updating bro....

 

[shirlene29]

turkey giblets in a mason jar tightly sealed under the seat of someones car eventually explode when the gasses from it rotting break the glass...sending foul (fowl?) smelling nastiness all over their interior...


or maybe not
but I would imagine they wouldnt be able to handle the smell of the car to drive it..or sell it

 

[cindylou]

turkey giblets in a mason jar tightly sealed under the seat of someones car eventually explode when the gasses from it rotting break the glass...sending foul (fowl?) smelling nastiness all over their interior...


or maybe not
but I would imagine they wouldnt be able to handle the smell of the car to drive it..or sell it

scandalous






good to know

 

[-SD-]

Shirl needs to combine forces with MM for life vengeance supremacy