ok ok.. one last post... can't concentrate - must shit..

[decem]

dude.. i have to shit like i've never shat before.. yes i know i just made up a knew word.. shat.. pretty cool eh? not as cool as nugga.. but still cool..

anyway.. so i get to work.. 3 out of 6 fuckers called off.. on of the three that showed up went and hid somewhere.. maybe he's whacking his pud in the bathroom.. i dunno. which leaves me and another dude on the phone..

so if i were to leave the room.. he'd be by himself, we'd probably get swamped with calls.. and then i'd get in shit..

speaking of shit.. i had a few bowls of Fiber-One yesterday, and a turkey sandwich on wheat this a.m., and now the absolute only thing i can think about is how bad i have to crap... i can't read a book. i've checked my email (there was nothing good in it).. there's no good news on the internet this am.. i can't concentrate long enough to do a crossword...

so i'm here typing and trying to take my mind of how bad i have to crap right now.. i guess writing about it isn't really helping either..

shit

 

[WODIN]

Actually Shat isn't a made up term. It's is slang, but it is in the dictionary as the past tense of shit.

Butt head.

 

[vixenbabe]

I spent my entire day yesterday abusing my body at Cedar Point...JUNK FOOD IS NOT MY STYLE!

I'm paying today...BIG TIME! Matter of fact, it's been kinda like shittin thru a screen door and NOT hitting the wires!

 

[decem]

Actually Shat isn't a made up term. It's is slang, but it is in the dictionary as the past tense of shit.

Butt head.

SHUT UP ASSHOLE..

I FUCKING MADE IT UP OK???

 

[decem]

I spent my entire day yesterday abusing my body at Cedar Point...JUNK FOOD IS NOT MY STYLE!

I'm paying today...BIG TIME! Matter of fact, it's been kinda like shittin thru a screen door and NOT hitting the wires!

marry me.

 

[vixenbabe]

My story is real.....

 

[WODIN]

SHUT UP ASSHOLE..

I FUCKING MADE IT UP OK???

Listen master of the buttplug...you DID NOT!!!

Somewhere in that fractured recess of a memory of yours you pulled it out and convinced yourself that you made it up. That I believe.

 

[decem]

believe what you want fucker.

you're still old.. SO THERE!!




ok.. i've shat (<-- MY term).. i'm up out this beotch.

 

[WODIN]

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=shat

No u didn't fart licker.

 

[decem]

did so.

 

[WODIN]

nu-uhn.

 

[havoc]

My story is real.....

Your story is gross!

 

[vixenbabe]

I offended the Ole Mighty Prim and Proper Havoc?

My work here was complete then.....

 

[decem]

nu-uhn.

yes-huh

 

[the nature boy]

shat is soooooooooooooo old.

 

[WODIN]

yes-huh

Not buyin it!

 

[decem]

haters