And no Apple jokes. This really is the fastest, easiest browser I've ever used. You will be able to tell the difference between it and Firefox right away.
http://www.apple.com/safari/
http://www.apple.com/safari/
Knock It Off said:I go back and forth between FF and Safari actually, but I just thought I'd share for those interested in speed. No doubt FF is the leader in terms of capability and people developing for it.
STALKER!!avidinternet said:What happened to the name already? no million k's for u
Knock It Off said:STALKER!!
I was a nice guy to begin with. Iavidinternet said:I'm just inquiring...
I'm being nice now, I turned over a new leaf ( in this post at least)...suggest U do the same
Come on, I know you've got it in you....
everyone.Knock It Off said:I was a nice guy to begin with. Ieveryone.
avidinternet said:Well you were never nice to me
You road me from day one...
I even Pm'd HR about you months ago to see what ur deal was,
(She told me everything by the way)...which I have kept all to myself
as a true good trustworthy chick would.
So I should at least get some credit for that no?...

Knock It Off said:Rode.
Ok, now that we have that out of the way, when was I not nice to you? I remember that I rode you a little when you first joined, but then I had a dream that we had sex and my opinion changed a little...I even posted about it.
Then, out of nowhere you came at me like PICK3 headed to a gaye bar.
Do you have a crush on me?![]()
avidinternet said:No, you were mean to me non stop for a while so you scared me...
U can even ask Heather she will tell u. I'm not used to people being mean...
It does not happen to me IRL, so u overwhelemed me with the nastiness.
I really am a nice girl so these types of interactions are not the norm for me.
Knock It Off said:So it comes down to this....
You,
Me,
And the PM circuit.
Who will fire the first shot?
*And then there were two...*
avidinternet said:You, I'm the girl remember?
Much the same as a young schoolgirl throws Jell-O at a boy she likes.nimbus said:lol JS, she called you a bagel face in the other thread. i'm still laughing at that. i wish i got to it before lockage
She loves meavidinternet said:I'm yawning really cause I gotta go to sleep for a few and then take my little yorkie in to the vet in 4 hours cause they are putting him under and I am worried...
So gotta sign off for now....
Nite, and remember the nice pact...I will.

Hey bub, I'm workin' this side of the street.nimbus said:yorkies are so adorable...i didn't think dudes were supposed to let animals melt their heart like that
Graveyard shift...just winding down. Gonna look at another PS lesson on DVD and hit the rack.nimbus said:js i forgot how come you're up at the same shitty hours as me always
Knock It Off said:Hey bub, I'm workin' this side of the street.
nimbus said:honestly dude i knew this girl who had one and when i would go over there all i would wanna do is play with her dog. made me feel so geigh
.nimbus said:i used to think avid was a dude because of the things she typed, but now i just think she never fully developed normal social skills and that's what was throwing me off. i think she emulates the posting styles of certain members sometimes; one thing that really struck was when she called someone "orbly"
No.nimbus said:would you be surprised at all if jon79 was actually like 8 years old and was just using some random dudes pics
nimbus said:actually i take that back, 14 is a lot more feasible.
do you think HR would mind if you posted about how far you got with her
Knock It Off said:Nah, she wouldn't mind.
The first time I met her, we went up to a local pub for drinks. She was el-pregnento at the time, so she just had cranberry juice. It was kinda weird, because I got there first and it was raining that night...I finished my beer and walked past the door on my way to the bathroom..I figured I'd hit my lock remote and make sure my truck was locked. Just as I was reaching in my pocket for my keys, I saw her waddling up to the door..half running. Her hair was blowing in the wind and she was trying to keep the rain out of her face. I opened the door for her, and it was a bit awkward, but the vibe felt good. I was like "Wow..we finally meet", and she was like, "Yeah" in a dreamy kind of moon-struck tone.
I walked her over to where I was sitting and politely excused myself to the menz room. When I came back, she had her coat off and was looking around anxiously. We made a bit of small talk and then ventured on to the pool tables where she proceeded to kick my ass several times, while quietly reverting to the shadows & sipping her cranberry juice. I thought this was pretty sexy..YEAH. So anyhow, I had a few more beers and she asked me if I was any good at Pac Man, as there was an old style machine in the corner...it was around 1:00a at this time. I said "Yeah, I can hold my own". Well, not so with this Kentucky girl...we moved to the back of the pub where it was just her, me, a Pac Man machine and a couple of dart boards. She again proceeded to OWN me at Pac man all the while, sipping her juice with a sexy move to her hips...very cute. I could feel the chub creeping up on me. It was controlling me..wow. So I suggested we play darts, and by this time, I was getting a little buzzed so naturally my luck began to kick in. I beat her three games out of five, and the wager was, if she lost she had to kiss me. Keeping me in suspense, she grabbed my arm and sat me down at the table next to the dart boards, where she talked a lot, and just moved all sexy like. She grabbed my arm and an ink pen from the table and drew a squiggly line starting from my wrist all the way up my forearm. She says "Do yo know what that means?" I said "No" (like fat kid with a donut kinda "No"..a little dazed I was). She said "It means that someone finds you very attractive, and then she leaned forward and planted a nice soft kiss on my lips...when she backed away, I could see her eyes open wide and she fluttered her eyelashes at me. It was all over for poor jaco0 at that moment.
We sat at the same table until the place closed and they were sweeping the floor...just gazing at each other not wanting the night to end. It was damn near 5:30a until I got back to JSHQ, and the pub closed at 4:00a.
It was a night to remember. One I will never forget.
nimbus said:awesome post
A rainy night is in your future...and a Heather of your own you will have. Trust me.nimbus said:damn it has been so long since i have had that. i am jealous
AHEM!Knock It Off said:lol, she called someone "bro" earlier. The only one to ever pull that one off successfully was ForeignGirl.
I miss FG![]()
....and Smurfy too..Smurfy said:AHEM!
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