Oh the irony...

[slat1]

I was out Friday night with two of my friends. Both very good looking girls. We are having all sorts of fun and somehow I wind up with my pants off at the bar. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just good fun.
Since I am trying to better myself I stay in last night. Well, a bunch of girls I hang out with go out to the same bar and one of my friends got on the bar and too HER pants off!
So here is the problem... better myself or see my hot friends with their pants off!?!?!
It seems no matter what I do the grass is always greener.
I guess if I had a girl staying in with me who took her pants off the whole problem would be solved...

 

[PICK3]

Were Jager's involved

 

[slat1]

A couple scorpion bowls, some tequila shots, goose and tonics, a bunch of other shots. How would I know I was drinking all of them too.
Interesting note: I definately did not pay my bar tab. I can only imagine how much it will be when I go to pay it and run it up again so I am really paying two tabs in one night. Sigh.

 

[calveless wonder]

your stories are great

we miss you bud

 

[lartinos]

I was out Friday night with two of my friends. Both very good looking girls. We are having all sorts of fun and somehow I wind up with my pants off at the bar. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just good fun.
Since I am trying to better myself I stay in last night. Well, a bunch of girls I hang out with go out to the same bar and one of my friends got on the bar and too HER pants off!
So here is the problem... better myself or see my hot friends with their pants off!?!?!
It seems no matter what I do the grass is always greener.
I guess if I had a girl staying in with me who took her pants off the whole problem would be solved...

why did you go into a gay bar with two hot chicks?

 

[ortiz34]

what happened?
I'm lost

 

[shrimp poboy]

Were Jager's involved

This story is o so familar to you huh?

 

[UA_Iron]

Did one end up sitting on your face?

 

[rnch]

why did you go into a gay bar with two hot chicks?

you saw him there, lart?

 

[seaking420]

what are scorpion bowls

 

[gotmilk]

I took my pants off twice today.....



to drop huge poops

 

[binö]

lmao at not having pants on in a bar that's hilarious
loololollol

 

[slat1]

I just spoke to them. Looks like we are planning a road trip to South Beach. Should be fun. Time to get in shape. If I am taking my pants off down there I need to get back in the gym!