Hello, My Dear Pups,
I am back!
After insistent phone calls, wires, and smoke signs, that all together nearly margined a stalking act, George finally convinced me to lead a forum for his coveted website. And since he is such a cutie pie, I decided to add some intellectual action to my lifetime of leisure and talk to you all about what I know best: The Grand Life. I am ready for my close up now, Mr. Spellwin!
So, here I am kids. This will be a forum for everyone to discuss what life has the best to offer: jewelry, cigars, ships, trips, hotels, offshore accounts… Enfin, money. Money, money, money. L’argeant. And how to spend it.
Don’t be afraid to ask your questions and Uncle Freddie will do his best to help. Don’t know how to manage yourself at a dinner with Michael Jackson and his kids, surrounded by a horde of fancy cutlery? Ask Uncle Freddie. What to bring to Ivana at her 101st birthday party? Ask Uncle Freddie. Going to a briss and between the pound shredded beef and the petit plateau of silver? Ask Uncle Freddie. Best diamond cut and shape for your fiancée, who will eventually run away with the best man? I will only help you with the first part. I am just very superficial and refuse to discuss existential questions of any of you pups, OK?
Load me up with questions and let the fun begin.
Love,
Freddie de Lux
(Shaken, not stirred)
I am back!
After insistent phone calls, wires, and smoke signs, that all together nearly margined a stalking act, George finally convinced me to lead a forum for his coveted website. And since he is such a cutie pie, I decided to add some intellectual action to my lifetime of leisure and talk to you all about what I know best: The Grand Life. I am ready for my close up now, Mr. Spellwin!
So, here I am kids. This will be a forum for everyone to discuss what life has the best to offer: jewelry, cigars, ships, trips, hotels, offshore accounts… Enfin, money. Money, money, money. L’argeant. And how to spend it.
Don’t be afraid to ask your questions and Uncle Freddie will do his best to help. Don’t know how to manage yourself at a dinner with Michael Jackson and his kids, surrounded by a horde of fancy cutlery? Ask Uncle Freddie. What to bring to Ivana at her 101st birthday party? Ask Uncle Freddie. Going to a briss and between the pound shredded beef and the petit plateau of silver? Ask Uncle Freddie. Best diamond cut and shape for your fiancée, who will eventually run away with the best man? I will only help you with the first part. I am just very superficial and refuse to discuss existential questions of any of you pups, OK?
Load me up with questions and let the fun begin.
Love,
Freddie de Lux
(Shaken, not stirred)