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Oh man, my roommate got PWNED this weekend

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Bran got to see this story told first hand.

I work with my roomie. Good, Italian kid. Anyway, he hooked up with another chick we work with a few weeks ago when we all went out one night. Now, you can tell by looking at this chick that she is just one of thoise filthy Jersey girls. Lots of fun and probably sexually "open". They didn't sleep together, just hooked up.

So she asks him to hang out last Friday night. When he asked what they should do she told him to just come over and hang at her place (aka "I just wanna get fucked, so here's the invite", legs in the air type of ish). So he goes over there, shit is EASY. Too easy, apparently. Cause dumbass drinks like 2 bottles of wine with her and couldn't get it up!

Now he has to see her at work every single day.
 
Alcohol... NO amount.... does that too me...

Now coke... yeah.... it just takes some BJing and some trash talk about making me cum.... to fix that though.
 
i've had too much to drink a few times in a life. . .that's NEVER happened to me. . .also, with cheap ug cialis available out there, if you know that this is an issue for you, there's no excuse. . .for shame. . .
 
JH1 said:
Alcohol... NO amount.... does that too me...

Now coke... yeah.... it just takes some BJing and some trash talk about making me cum.... to fix that though.
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had this exact convo the other day. after a bottle of Jack I am ready to fuck a piece of mortadella if it looks at me the wrong way (just throw some mayo on that bitch and slap it between the seat cushions). same thing with yay - I'll usually just ask the girl to blast herself for a few while I watch and get game-ready.
 
KillahBee said:
Now he has to see her at work every single day.
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That's one hell of a punishment. probably a very good reason to get the fuck out and find another job.
 
I don't think it's that bad. Sometimes the girl feels like something's wrong with her. Not attractive enough, etc..



I never could NOT get it up, but I did once have it go down and not get really hard again, under the boardwalk at the beach. lol Sand was getting everywhere, we were laying on just a jacket. Fuck that. Fucking sand!!!
 
slat1 said:
I can't imagine booze doing that too me.
Coke or E and I would not stand a chance.
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Coke is a hard on killer indeed. never had any problem with E, makes me wanna fuck everything...
 
i would just tell her she smelled real bad and should consider practicing better hygiene.

i think that would fix things.
 
Unlike ALL of the elite studs here (LOL) it is quite common for a man to have trouble either getting or maintaining an erection and/or having a hard time cumming if he is drunk. But as Gonelifting has pointed out the girl will most likely think it was her somehow (which is even funnier) so your buddy need not worry about saving face.

(That is a pretty funny story. Nothing for either party to feel awkward about. It's "just life".... chalk it up to experience.)
 
I'd pull her to the side at work, pull down the pants exposing a huge* hardon for her to see that it CAN happen. lol I'm sure she won't mind.





*medium
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Unlike ALL of the elite studs here (LOL) it is quite common for a man to have trouble either getting or maintaining an erection and/or having a hard time cumming if he is drunk. But as Gonelifting has pointed out the girl will most likely think it was her somehow (which is even funnier) so your buddy need not worry about saving face.

(That is a pretty funny story. Nothing for either party to feel awkward about. It's "just life".... chalk it up to experience.)
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BM, you gotta attempt to understand men here. The penis is our power, it is our "being". No matter how much logic someone throws on the topic, losing a hard on or not being able to get it up is at the top of the list of Ego Bruisers. and not for nuthin, but most women help to make the pressure even worse (I've heard MANY women ripping on a man for not being able to perform)
 
gonelifting said:
I'd pull her to the side at work, pull down the pants exposing a huge* hardon for her to see that it CAN happen. lol I'm sure she won't mind.





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your employer might, though :lmao:
 
It's happened to me. Alcohol efects my unit, even a little bit.
 
KillahBee said:
BM, you gotta attempt to understand men here. The penis is our power, it is our "being". No matter how much logic someone throws on the topic, losing a hard on or not being able to get it up is at the top of the list of Ego Bruisers. and not for nuthin, but most women help to make the pressure even worse (I've heard MANY women ripping on a man for not being able to perform)
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Oh I dont disagree. I've heard of so many stories from men where their exwives would totally immasculate them in the bedroom for a host of reasons. Then these women would wonder why their husbands were "less than nice" to them (talking major passive-aggressive shit).

If more people would be honest and openly admit that there are times when a man can not attain or maintain an erection or cum then it would be less of an anxiety-filled event when it did happen.

Does the fact that this is COMMON amongst ALL MEN at some point in their lives make them "less the man"?

I realize that neither your friend nor this girl were looking for awe-inspiring love-making that night. And truth be told if I was the girl I wouldnt give him a call back either as I was clearly only interested in sex. Generally if a man cant deliver the goods the first time, he wont be doing it again anytime thereafter. To me, means that me and that guy wont be needing to get nekkid together again as neither of us really cared about the other as a human being to begin with. <---- the main reason why I would pass on booty-calls as this sex was "eh" at best. Did much much better with my vibrator and didnt have to worry about the uncomfortable, "Get off me, can you please leave now or take me home" moment thereafter.

It's a funny story but really neither your friend or the girl need to feel awkward. They should just chuckle about it and move on and just chalk it up to life experience. :)
 
KillahBee said:
BM, you gotta attempt to understand men here. The penis is our power, it is our "being". No matter how much logic someone throws on the topic, losing a hard on or not being able to get it up is at the top of the list of Ego Bruisers. and not for nuthin, but most women help to make the pressure even worse (I've heard MANY women ripping on a man for not being able to perform)
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don't bother trying to explain that shit to a woman. . .
 
It's a double edged sword for me because alcohol affects my boner, but at the same time I must drink to make the fat pigs I sleep with seem semi-attractive.

What does this pimp do?
 
ive had it happen one time, god damn i was fuckin smashed. but normally it does the exact opposite to me where i cant get off and just give up.
 
hotzie said:
ive had it happen one time, god damn i was fuckin smashed. but normally it does the exact opposite to me where i cant get off and just give up.
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Same. I was as plowed as I ever was, nothing was going to happen. The latter happened plenty of times too. As frustrated and embarrassed as I was, the girl always thought it was because of her. Lose-lose.
 
ahh that sucks man, if I get too wasted I get that marshmellow dick too, i can still get a semi, but not rock hard as usual
 
alien amp pharm said:
It's a double edged sword for me because alcohol affects my boner, but at the same time I must drink to make the fat pigs I sleep with seem semi-attractive.

What does this pimp do?
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Cialis.
 
when i drink and smoke some weed i am so lazy i dont want to get it up....

thus i make it a point now to get THEM drunk/high first lol then beat it up then relax and repeat, but now the pressure is off, and i perform well with no pressure....

lol but only alcohol does this really to me, shit i have gotten down in public, but only sober, or else it prob would have been really embaresing lol
 
so.....I slept with her lastnight


fuck, what the hell is wrong with me....

weird side note though - I cut my toenails yesterday morning. I never cut my toenails on Tue mornings. who the hell wakes up on a Tues morning and thinks, "Hey, I should cut my toenails this morning b4 I go to work".
 
I had issues like that kinda last friday night. WTF

Tren is killing my wood.

Luckily I have enough cialis to kill a horse on its way... :evil:
 
string_bean00 said:
It made a girl cry when I couldn't get off one time
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I remember when I was younger (like 15 or 16), I used to hook up with this amazingly sexual and aggressive chick named Sherri Lopresti. She would just attack my pee-pee at every oppty that presented itself. Anyway, one time I didn't cum from one of her infamous handjobs. The next night she went right for the Johnson again and started crying as soon as she touched it. "You don't like me!!!" and such.

Good times
 
jackangel said:
UA, you're getting generic, or actual Cialis? pills, powder?
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got some liquid from the link in my profile.

I'd get some caps but that would take too long to arrive.
 
its happened to me before and the sad thing is I cant blame it on alcohol, it was just nerves, for some reason when I'm with someone for the first time I get a little nervous and my boy just dosent function. I havent been with too many women so it hasnt happened much, after I get over the nervous part Im all good. But now I got some cialis in just in time.
 
hehehehe...tell him it will happen lots more often when he is over 40. ;-)
 
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