Oh god dammit...

[Paulos]

So I haven't been able to get decent wood for a while...last night I was bored and popped a Cialis and 100mg of Viagra just to see if my little guy would salute -

Well, 12 hours later and he won't stand down...and I have to go to work in an hour, then to a friend or my moms house after work for dinner...


I wish I would think these things through before doing them.

 

[Bullit]

LOL.


That gives a whole new meaning to...... to............ shit I dunno.. something funny, but I can't think of it.

 

[the nature boy]

tape it to your abdomen.

 

[AustinTX]

LOL. Start with 50mg next time

Oh, and if it isn't down tonight, go to the ER to have it drained, or it may fall off. Seriously.

 

[Dougly]

tape it to your abdomen.

Or just wear it proudly.

 

[Paulos]

I am going to wear my pants a little low and tuck it under the belt...hopefully that will do the trick.

If not I'm going to go get duct tape on break.

 

[AustinTX]

I am going to wear my pants a little low and tuck it under the belt...hopefully that will do the trick.

LOL, that's just sad

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Sometimes, I am so happy I am not a guy....

 

[Paulos]

LOL, that's just sad

You get what I meant, asswipe.

 

[georgie24]

Sometimes, I am so happy I am not a guy....

ha i see, you pray a cold draft doesnt hit ya eh? god forbid you get the chillls

 

[WarriorPL]

LMAO that's too funny. Duct tape man... all the way.

 

[Frackal]

Thats not funny bro... you can damage it by doing that

 

[AustinTX]

You get what I meant, asswipe.

I did, just playin' with ya.

 

[skaman607]

if it satys too long then you willl have permanent problems

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Poke a hole in it and drain all your blood out of it. That's safe, practical, and smart

that's what doctors do when it does'nt go down.
Darktooth,did'nt you have this problem like 2 weeks ago?

 

[spongebob]

So I haven't been able to get decent wood for a while...last night I was bored and popped a Cialis and 100mg of Viagra just to see if my little guy would salute -

Well, 12 hours later and he won't stand down...and I have to go to work in an hour, then to a friend or my moms house after work for dinner...


I wish I would think these things through before doing them.

are there in hot biotch's at work? if not does your friends moms look good. if so problem solved.

 

[Paulos]

I called in sick to work saying that my dog broke her leg and I had to take her to the vet.

Cancelled on going to dinner...mom went alone.


Quality time with my boner baby.

 

[big_bad_buff]

So I haven't been able to get decent wood for a while...last night I was bored and popped a Cialis and 100mg of Viagra just to see if my little guy would salute -

Well, 12 hours later and he won't stand down...and I have to go to work in an hour, then to a friend or my moms house after work for dinner...


I wish I would think these things through before doing them.

why can't you get wood? hardcore jelqing? where did you get viagra? why do you have viagra?

 

[Lao Tzu]

The medical term for long term erection is priapism. Hopefully you don't get any tissue damage due to deoxygenation


http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1133.html

 

[supersizeme]

ladies...priapism is latin for "supersizeme"

 

[Paulos]

Re: Re: Oh god dammit...

why can't you get wood? hardcore jelqing? where did you get viagra? why do you have viagra?

Fucking Tren - Been 4 weeks past clomid and I'm beginning to think my clomid was fake or something....gonna buy some clomid, nolva, hcg when I get setup in new place. I can't do it now cause I gotta pay half of first month and down on new apt.

I have a gram of Viagra because a new guy who is starting up sent it to me to test out. Good shit.

 

[spongebob]

I called in sick to work saying that my dog broke her leg and I had to take her to the vet.

Cancelled on going to dinner...mom went alone.


Quality time with my boner baby.

be very watchful over your dog now. you may have jinxed the poor little guy. i did that once, i had ordered some front in parts for my truck and decided i wanted my monies back. well i told the seller i had wrecked it. well one week later i wrecked it.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Re: Re: Re: Oh god dammit...

Fucking Tren - Been 4 weeks past clomid and I'm beginning to think my clomid was fake or something....gonna buy some clomid, nolva, hcg when I get setup in new place. I can't do it now cause I gotta pay half of first month and down on new apt.

I have a gram of Viagra because a new guy who is starting up sent it to me to test out. Good shit.

hook a broly up, i wanna try the stiff pill

 

[Paulos]

She actually did hurt her leg, I think it's just a cut or something, she's limping nursing it.

Mom is taking her into vet tomorrow.

 

[PHATchik]

Lol. Did you think this might persuade me on the Arby's trip hun?

 

[Paulos]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh god dammit...

hook a broly up, i wanna try the stiff pill

It's Liquid, let me ask him if he's ready to sell yet. PM me and remind me tomorrow.

I think it's 30 bucks per gram, 20ml @ 50mg/cc.

 

[Paulos]

Lol. Did you think this might persuade me on the Arby's trip hun?

Yes.

No woman can withstand the temptation that is my 4 inches of viagra induced fury.

 

[PHATchik]

Yes.

No woman can withstand the temptation that is my 4 inches of viagra induced fury.

That's just what I thought.

 

[HansNZ]

Hop into a cold bath or somehow get it cold. That little guy will retract like there's no tomorrow.

 

[WODIN]

Best thread ever.

 

[RADAR]

Best thread ever.

Sounds like a bunch of happy campers!



RADAR

 

[argent]

Hey, you forgot not to do that.

 

[Paulos]

Best thread ever.

Oddly enough the problem went away after reading your post about squigly things growing out of your skin.

 

[Egresser]

Quality time with my boner baby.

LOL...I'm gonna remember that quote for future use..if you don't mind.