Official Haiku Thread!!!

[TheProject]

Thanksgiving Haiku

Pilgrims rape our land
Then create fake holiday
Fuck the Mayflower


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

Havoc is cranky.
I have no idea why;
He smokes enough weed.

 

[_Yossarian_]

the work never ends
i cant stand it anymore
let me out of here!!!!

 

[PatsFan34]

LMFAO @ not adhering to Haiku rules! I love it! Fuck authority!!!

I really don't get it though. I heard someone talkin about this on the radio the other morning, it just makes no sense to me. What's the deal with this Haiku? What are the rules? Why are people so fasinated with this phenom?
Does milk really come from a cow...seriously, think about it?

 

[KillahBee]

I really don't get it though. I heard someone talkin about this on the radio the other morning, it just makes no sense to me. What's the deal with this Haiku? What are the rules? Why are people so fasinated with this phenom?
Does milk really come from a cow...seriously, think about it?

First line = 5 syllables
Second line = 7 syllables
Third line = 5 syllables


Example:

I touched your mom's ass
Now she has crabs just like me
How you like that, nug?

 

[havoc]

Havoc is cranky.
I have no idea why;
He smokes enough weed.

No more herb for me
I am clean as a whistle
Phucking huge as hell

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[TheProject]

No more herb for me
I am clean as a whistle
Phucking huge as hell

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

You gave up the weed?
I for one am quite surprised;
Heard you are quite swole.