Official Haiku Thread!!!

[KillahBee]

My Haiku to Strippers:

Hard long pole you dance
Daddy gave no attention
My pants feel funny.


My Haiku to Prostitutes:

Two hundred dollars
G-string's a formality
Make good stuff come out.


My Haiku to Women:

I do respect you
As much as you do yourself
Coke will make things good.

 

[havoc]

Thanksgiving Haiku

Pilgrims rape our land
Then create fake holiday
Fuck the Mayflower


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[KillahBee]

Thanksgiving Haiku

Pilgrims rape our land
Then create fake holiday
Fuck the Mayflower


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

Beautiful bro, beautiful.

 

[jackangel]

ode to anna nicole smith:

falling through dead space
the orbit puts us to sleep
waking into dream

 

[KillahBee]

ode to anna nicole smith:

falling through dead space
the orbit puts us to sleep
waking into dream

now we're getting deep up in this bitch!

 

[jackangel]

on the advent of EF while sitting on the shitter using wireless:

oh some lines i read
tuc is fat and k-b's geigh
then some lines i write

 

[KillahBee]

on the advent of EF while sitting on the shitter using wireless:

oh some lines i read
tuc is fat and k-b's geigh
then some lines i write

On the PM Jackangel sent me last week:

Such a weird question
No, I don't have a gerbil
Nor am I a priest

 

[PatsFan34]

I don't get it
Pussy's my friend
A sandwich would be good!!!

 

[KillahBee]

I don't get it
Pussy's my friend
A sandwich would be good!!!

LMFAO @ not adhering to Haiku rules! I love it! Fuck authority!!!

 

[KillahBee]

If they don't see it
Blood washes away all sins
Could it have happened?

 

[TheProject]

Thanksgiving Haiku

Pilgrims rape our land
Then create fake holiday
Fuck the Mayflower


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

Havoc is cranky.
I have no idea why;
He smokes enough weed.

 

[_Yossarian_]

the work never ends
i cant stand it anymore
let me out of here!!!!

 

[PatsFan34]

LMFAO @ not adhering to Haiku rules! I love it! Fuck authority!!!

I really don't get it though. I heard someone talkin about this on the radio the other morning, it just makes no sense to me. What's the deal with this Haiku? What are the rules? Why are people so fasinated with this phenom?
Does milk really come from a cow...seriously, think about it?

 

[KillahBee]

I really don't get it though. I heard someone talkin about this on the radio the other morning, it just makes no sense to me. What's the deal with this Haiku? What are the rules? Why are people so fasinated with this phenom?
Does milk really come from a cow...seriously, think about it?

First line = 5 syllables
Second line = 7 syllables
Third line = 5 syllables


Example:

I touched your mom's ass
Now she has crabs just like me
How you like that, nug?

 

[havoc]

Havoc is cranky.
I have no idea why;
He smokes enough weed.

No more herb for me
I am clean as a whistle
Phucking huge as hell

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[TheProject]

No more herb for me
I am clean as a whistle
Phucking huge as hell

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

You gave up the weed?
I for one am quite surprised;
Heard you are quite swole.