Official EF Auction

[Steroid_Virgin]

I have an authentic game ticket stub from ex elite moderator Agent Shagwells very first professional football game.. along with her game stats.

The bidding starts at $10

 

[notoriousQQ]

unemployment check late again?

 

[Puddles]

Insured shipping is included, right?

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Unemployment check, ha.. You should quit your day job and become a comedy writer!! No, Im gainfully employed, thanks for your concern. Besides, your mom slipped me a little extra cash last night for, well, in her words, "Rocking her wolrd", and for making her forget about her retarded special ed drop out son, even if just for a little while... Besides on the fur on her back, she's a nice lady... you should be more respectful to her.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Dude, you are a sick bastard. How did you get her out of the wheel chair and prop her up to use and abuse her body like that? If she truly said "rocking her world" how much drool did she spit up on you while muttering that? And, she couldn't of slipped you too much money considering the fact that she's almost broke, the last time I saw her she gave me one dollar and told me to wet my whistle but not to spend it all in one place. Thanks for the update though, I hadn't seen her in a couple years, seems like she hasn't changed much though.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

The wheel chair was no problem... I just ripped a hole in the bottom of it, flipped it on its side... she stopped drooling, she's on medication now... She's not broke anymore now that you're gone, those special ed instructors were costing her a fortune.

 

[WODIN]

I'll give you $2.50 and some chewed chewing gum.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Good to know they are taking good care of mom, you really should stop abusing the people at the old folks home though, that really does leave something to be desired, bragging about sex with an incapacitated women. I hope you took her "oops I crapped my pants" diaper off of her though before spackling her butt crack together. You are right about the special education classes though, they can be expensive. Mom helping out with my special education was quite considerate, but, where I'm from we call it higher education or "going away to college". It wasn't the DRW junior high school and high school classes that you are familiar with and referencing. Those were funny though, I remember walking by the classroom and hearing the teachers talking to the children, telling them how to sharpen there pencils but not to poke each other or their eyes out. Maybe you can shed some light on this issue, did DRW stand for developmental reading and writing or in your case Dumbasses Reading and Writing