Off to Vegas on the 22nd *any shows you recommend?*

[sexyMFer]

sounds like experience talking

That's exactly what it is. My friends all thought it was a good idea to get an escort to dance for us at my bachelor party. My bro with the broken arm was excited as fuck until he realized they robbed his ass of his hydros. He was pissy for days

Pwned

 

[wootoom]

Fuck poor guy, nothing worse...a hydro thief

 

[nangiggles]

Is Adam Lambert in town then?

If he were I'd be in Vegas

 

[-SD-]

Or

their friend has a cawk and they spike your drink and you wake up with your underwear around your ankles and a sore butt in sum flea bag motel off teh strip

sounds like experience talking

 

[-SD-]

Go see "Mars!" the musical

 

[dabuffguy]

If he were I'd be in Vegas

He's the flamingest flamer in the whole world.

 

[wootoom]

I'm going to Hall n Oates at Caesars Palace

 

[sexyMFer]

That's exactly what it is. My friends all thought it was a good idea to get an escort to dance for us at my bachelor party. My bro with the broken arm was excited as fuck until he realized they robbed his ass of his hydros. He was pissy for days

Pwned

These dancers/escorts were super classy, by the way

 

[Cali72]

I'm going to Hall n Oates at Caesars Palace

Out of touch was a massive hit

 

[nangiggles]

He's the flamingest flamer in the whole world.

I'd still drag my boobs through a mile of glass to drink his bath water. Real talk.