onerepmaximum
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The gym where I work out was closed over the weekend and was due to open up on Monday at 5 a.m. They didn't open. I just found out that they are not going to open up until Friday. If that's not bad enough, I'm gonna go to to Chicago this Friday and after a week of not working out, I'm sure I'll feel like crap. Then just to really cap things off, I received a call today. The local news wants to interview(at 4 pm today) everyone from my town who won a trophy in a bodybuilding show this year. I'm gonna be on TV looking like Killabee and people are gonna be like, "That dude works out?" I could kind of understand the gym being closed if they were getting new equipment or doing something useful, but they are replacing the perfectly good carpet and keeping the rusty ass olympic bars and plates. WTF?!?!?
That is all I have to say about that.
That is all I have to say about that.

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Cry us all a river little girl. Maye if you bulked up a bit and did some frigging 40-pound farmers walks around town they would want to interview you just for being a man with cockandballs, like they do with me. Can you even comprehend what it is like to wake up every damn morning and have dozens of newswomen standing outside your door - "KilllahBee! KillahBee! We want to ask you some questions!!!". It ain't easy, pantywaist. Shit, the other day I was getting ready to deadlift my car since I realized my parking job was not great since my Benz was not equidistant to each parking line, and some little Asian newslady comes up to me, "Oh KirrahBee, KirrahBee!! How do roo rift all dat heavy weight?! I saw you the over day doing da farmer walks - you so stroooong! America needs to know!". All I wanted to do was go and read to blind children, not for the pub, but because I care. Listen, mister, don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining - until you walk a mile in my shoes or squat a short school bus filled with mentally retarded children, you have NO IDEA what I go through. DAMN THIS CURSED STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!