Ode to Havoc

[trailseeker]

An Ode to Havoc


I'm glad your penis fares so well
It truly is inspiring...
A girl would be quite fortunate
To get that before retiring.

As I am female I do not
Have a penis of my own.
My husband has one, though he is
away, and I'm at home.

So it it batteries for me
and my electronic friend.
It may not be a penis, but
It's more efficient in the end.

In my opinion a vagina is not
Worthy of a tribute,
It is a rather odd looking thing,
Lacking beauty, hardly cute.

So I am glad your self esteem is such
That you can relish in
The fact you think your penis
Is one of God's gifts to women.

So I bid Adieu, Oh Havoc dear,
I pray your day fares nicely,
That your Penis remains thus unharmed,
And does not undergo any slicing.

Bonjour, mon nouvel ami!

Jenn

 

[havoc]

Trailseeker, Trailseeker
Your words are so flattering
I'd replace my cock
With the Double D batteries

You'd be in complete euphoria
And would sing a song of joy
I'd try to impregnate you
In hopes it is a boy

I'd name him after your husband
With his middle name being Jenn
Sure it sounds weird
But wait its not the end

I'd pay no child support
And send him no cards
I may prank call the little bastard
And say "who's your daddy retard"

Girl I'm just joking
I'm sure I did not offend
One thing I know today
Is that I have made a new friend

Her name is Trailseeker
And she can rhyme with the best
If you were here right now
I'd massage your left breast.

Peace!

 

[trailseeker]

Make it the right breast...much better than the left.

 

[havoc]

Make it the right breast...much better than the left.

Done!