Ode to AAP's butt, a gay man's exclusive

[Lestat]

Ode to AAP's butt, a Lestat exclusive

******DISCLAMER************ I AM NOT A HOMO*********
*******THIS IS SATIRE IT IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE SEXUAL PREFERENCE OF THE AUTHOR!!***********


ode to AAP's butt, oh what a gay man's playground
it hurts him to walk and he can fart without making a sound

here is a member who has a tight butt,
and its great for for you guys who just wanna bust a nut.

what a musclar ass, so many want to pound
when a cock slides in it, oh what a great sound!

oh, hairy hamhocks carried with so much grace
if you're thinking of sex, put a bag over his face.

this is not a post to give him attention, it is a tribute to
a man who's lost his anal retention,

so do not think that this sexy man needs your pity,
he's learned to wear depends, when out in the city.

AA to the motherfucking Penis.

 

[hardrock]

Frankly Lestat I'm shocked. I had no idea you played for the other team.

Pics?

 

[Frackal]

no wonder you're asking me for pics

 

[Lestat]

just of your ass man.. no need to reveal you identity.

 

[AAP]

My ass isn't hairy.

It doesn't accept imports either.

Anway. I am touched. (I think)

 

[Lestat]

Your ass ins't hairy? How did I get cursed!

 

[Lestat]

Ok not a meaningless bump, the board is slow now and I think this was one of my masterpieces in my newbie days.

 

[chewyxrage]

pretty fuckin hilarous

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Is he really gaY?

 

[blut wump]

That nice looking ass
Could be made out of glass.
If looking for a treat
It might seem really sweet
But I'll stick with my lass.

 

[pintoca]

this gayeass thread is geigher than a fag running naked with an open bag full of dicks...

 

[Gymgurl]

Lolololol...

 

[Raina]

This is the WTF thread of the week.

 

[hamstershaver]

homo alert!!!!!

 

[pintoca]

homo alert!!!!!

IN the Homo-Alert scale, this is more than SEVERE.

Damn

 

[Nathan]

What...the...fuck?

 

[AAP]

Despite all this time, my ass still isn't hairy.

 

[Raina]

For the record my assumption before this post was that AAP wasn't the hairy ass type. He's way to well groomed for that nonsense.

 

[bullett]

Re: Ode to AAP's butt, a Lestat exclusive

I AM GAY, NOW YOU HAVE PROOF!!!


ode to AAP's butt, oh what a gay man's playground
it hurts him to walk and he can fart without making a sound

here is a member who has a tight butt,
and its great for for you guys who just wanna bust a nut.

what a musclar ass, so many want to pound
when a cock slides in it, oh what a great sound!

oh, hairy hamhocks carried with so much grace
if you're thinking of sex, put a bag over his face.

this is not a post to give him attention, it is a tribute to
a man who's lost his anal retention,

so do not think that this sexy man needs your pity,
he's learned to wear depends, when out in the city.

AA to the motherfucking Penis.

We already knew this.....

 

[hamstershaver]

IN the Homo-Alert scale, this is more than SEVERE.

Damn

lol nice, im going to have to borrow that one
we are definately in code red with this thread

 

[gotmilk]

For the record my assumption before this post was that AAP wasn't the hairy ass type. He's way to well groomed for that nonsense.

That and he bought one of those finishing touches off of EGAY.

http://www.goodmans.net/item_images/iv-fintch_FULL.jpg

 

[DieselGunz]

lmao!

 

[Lestat]

definitely one of the geighest threads ever to hit Elite

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Ok not a meaningless bump, the board is slow now and I think this was one of my masterpieces in my newbie days.

So you have always been ?

 

[wootoom]

dude everything u talk about is gay. i think u are man

 

[Lestat]

dude everything u talk about is gay. i think u are man

I'm str8

 

[gotmilk]

I'm str8

straightly geigh.

I think friction causes hairlessness in geigh people. That's probably why my assnozzle is like the Belgian Forest.

 

[Daisy_]

Omy!

 

[Gymgurl]

I wonder just how AAP gets the hair off his ass.....waxing? laser? shaving?

 

[spongebob]

why is this not a sticky?

 

[Lestat]

why is this not a sticky?

great idea!!!

 

[bodypump2]

I Love It!!!

 

[Frisky]

geighness oozing out of this baby

 

[Lestat]

geighness oozing out of this baby

agreed

 

[AAP]

I think my ass has been the only one ever eroticized in EF history.

 

[tiger88]

pics

 

[superqt4u2nv]

pics

bump

 

[tiger88]

bump

spacebar=fucked

but-i-have-zero-butt-pics-how-do-i-ask-rommmate-t00-take-them?

lol

hey-come-here

 

[superqt4u2nv]

spacebar=fucked

but-i-have-zero-butt-pics-how-do-i-ask-rommmate-t00-take-them?

lol

hey-come-here

You need a timer on your cam or else ask the roomie

 

[needtogetaas]

My ass isn't hairy.

It doesn't accept imports either.

Anway. I am touched. (I think)

so how gay are you then.you dont take it in the ass,do you suck dick.
cuz if not then youre not gay just the guys you fuck are.lol

 

[AAP]

I have said all along that I ain't gay.