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hammy hammy you are the best
oh so much funnier than the rest
it seems everyday soklueles comes here to pick on you
we know shes just mad cause her last date had breath of dog poo
hammy hammy you are hung like a horse
which makes women drop to their knees of course
hammy always likes to read what sawastea and deteras say
it breaks his heart though that both are geigh
people on ef love hammys posts and give him green
only a few have whacked him with red, oh they are mean
perkele always supplies becoming with good porn
hammy wants pics of fat women and gets none, see his scorn :evil:
hammy hammy oh you are so witty
but what i love best about you is you dont lick the kitty :heart:
 
dang u never wrote me a poem before, you should do that now
 
hamstershaver said:
hammy hammy would bite your butt till its blue
alas he cant though because its phew :heart:
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hammy has bit the butt,
and done other things too
i dont know why you are lying
and saying its phew
 
SoKlueles said:
hammy has bit the butt,
and done other things too
i dont know why you are lying
and saying its phew
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once again soklueles is hijacking my thread
making me upset, oh now i am seeing red
 
you arent seeing red
in fact your grinning from ear to ear
remembering what u did
from the rear


omg im laughing
 
Sokluess, you and your hamster alter are just too funny sometimes.
 
My name is SoreArms and I'm here to say
I like fruity Pebbles in a major way

"he likes Fruity Pebbles in a major way
the Bedrock orange, purple, lemon, lime, not red
but to get that fruity taste, he's gotta trick Fred"
 
i'm suprised hamsterfucker has enough time to post on EF. conceited people spend most of their time staring into mirrors all day long. what's your secret hammy? mirrors and pictures of yourself all around the computer? watch yourself on your own webcam while at the computer?

i agree it's good to toot your own horn every once in a while, but you take it to an extreme that makes you look, well, like a kitty licker.
 
There once was this hamstershaver
whom had very poor behavior
I say this not to be mean
he scares the girls, such poor hygeine
never seems to get respect
'cept gay porn that he collects
its really sad and sometimes scary
for a shaver to be so hairy
 
Paulo said:
There once was this hamstershaver
whom had very poor behavior
I say this not to be mean
he scares the girls, such poor hygeine
never seems to get respect
'cept gay porn that he collects
its really sad and sometimes scary
for a shaver to be so hairy
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huh?
 
crak600 said:
i'm suprised hamsterfucker has enough time to post on EF. conceited people spend most of their time staring into mirrors all day long. what's your secret hammy? mirrors and pictures of yourself all around the computer? watch yourself on your own webcam while at the computer?

i agree it's good to toot your own horn every once in a while, but you take it to an extreme that makes you look, well, like a kitty licker.
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crak crak i think you are so cool
doesnt matter to me that everyone else thinks you are a fool
crak crak i bet you attract alot of women with your gun
just make sure not to whip out your micro penis or they are sure to run
 
hamstershaver said:
hammy hammy you are the best
oh so much funnier than the rest
it seems everyday soklueles comes here to pick on you
we know shes just mad cause her last date had breath of dog poo
hammy hammy you are hung like a horse
which makes women drop to their knees of course
hammy always likes to read what sawastea and deteras say
it breaks his heart though that both are geigh
people on ef love hammys posts and give him green
only a few have whacked him with red, oh they are mean
perkele always supplies becoming with good porn
hammy wants pics of fat women and gets none, see his scorn :evil:
hammy hammy oh you are so witty
but what i love best about you is you dont lick the kitty :heart:
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Can't believe someone mentioned my name. :rolleyes:
 
Body By Finaplix
He is loved by all the ladies
You guys can fuck off
 
bbf loves to tell his sex stories to all
but alas the truth is his penis is small
the photo he has shown is not his but a guys named rick
you have all be fooled thats really bbfs boyfriends dick

(made in jest you know i like you bbf, but stop emailing me pics of your penis)
 
hamstershaver said:
crak crak i think you are so cool
doesnt matter to me that everyone else thinks you are a fool
crak crak i bet you attract alot of women with your gun
just make sure not to whip out your micro penis or they are sure to run
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:rainbow: just like most of your posts.
 
If I could, I'd give me green
because I'm cool and oh so keen
I'd hit me up, all night and day
each time with green, not red or gray
I'd write nice messages like "you're so cool"
"you're the best", "nobodies fool"
then I'd hit me back to return the favor
it would be such a joy, no major labor
sometimes I'd hit my buds like bran and hammy
but mostly me and never Manny
I'd give me k for every post
'cause I'm the one I like the most
So pretend you're me and give me green
'casue I'm so cool and oh so keen

(sorry Manny, just couldn't find anything to go with Hammy)
 
SoreArms said:
If I could, I'd give me green
because I'm cool and oh so keen
I'd hit me up, all night and day
each time with green, not red or gray
I'd write nice messages like "you're so cool"
"you're the best", "nobodies fool"
then I'd hit me back to return the favor
it would be such a joy, no major labor
sometimes I'd hit my buds like bran and hammy
but mostly me and never Manny
I'd give me k for every post
'cause I'm the one I like the most
So pretend you're me and give me green
'casue I'm so cool and oh so keen

(sorry Manny, just couldn't find anything to go with Hammy)
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that brought a tear to my eye
 
SoreArms said:
they're supposed to be
5
7
5

you have

6
8
5
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It you say it fast finaplix is 2. I'm pretty sure the other is 7 though... let me try again...
 
BBF/Jason
Beloved to the ladies
You guys can fuck off







Was that better?
 
strongsmartsexy said:
I'm dyslexic and tired, I though the thread title was "hamstershaver in comode"

I need more sleep...
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HAHAHAHAHA i put him there u know those damn hamsters crap everywhere
 
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