Ode to Allthe Whey....

[javaguru]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluFD5zF_pM


My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy..ooohhhh
Sore..pussy ooohhh
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
Sat so long poor pussy got wet
Wet pussy...ohhhhh
Sore, wet..pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy..ohhhh
Sore, wet, hot...pussy..
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long he lost his hair
Bald pussy...ohhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor and I out at the clothes line
I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine
My pussy..oohhhhhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor stole my kitty
But I did see
I said to my neighbor set my pussy free
Free pussy
Sore, wet, hot, bad free pussy
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

 

[Smurfy]

 

[all the whey]

 

[javaguru]

I'm surprised it hasn't been posted earlier...some chick sang it at Karaoke tonight.

 

[all the whey]

I'm surprised it hasn't been posted earlier...some chick sang it at Karaoke tonight.

lol

How did it go over with the crowd? Was she hot?

 

[javaguru]

lol

How did it go over with the crowd? Was she hot?

She was a good looking 20 something brunette....dudes were intrigued and wiminz pretended to be offended but laughed.

 

[all the whey]

She was a good looking 20 something brunette....dudes were intrigued and wiminz pretended to be offended but laughed.

Sounds like fun.

What kind of place was it.

Any hot single moms?

 

[javaguru]

Sounds like fun.

What kind of place was it.

Any hot single moms?

It was $1.00 drinks from 7:00 until 9:00 so you can imagine the crowd.

 

[jack sparrow]

Smelly cat smelly cat
What are they feeding you?

 

[javaguru]

Smelly cat smelly cat
What are they feeding you?

I thought it was funnier than smelly cat because it was clever...

 

[digimon7068]

Smelly cat smelly cat
What are they feeding you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

 

[jack sparrow]

Smelly cat was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Everyone loves the pussy.

 

[javaguru]

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

I don't think smelly cat was bald?

 

[digimon7068]

I don't think smelly cat was bald?

whuddup my man??

 

[javaguru]

whuddup my man??

Is your kitty bald.....I might be jealous based on your answer...

 

[digimon7068]

Is your kitty bald.....I might be jealous based on your answer...

nah. . .i'm kinda partial to the small landing strip, ya know??

 

[javaguru]

nah. . .i'm kinda partial to the small landing strip, ya know??

That's good too...I've been officially jealous for a while....

 

[SaladFork]

I picture ATW being more like this...

 

[javaguru]

He might be gay but nobody has posted on the pm circuit as far as I know....

 

[all the whey]

I picture ATW being more like this...

No. I let the girls dance for me.

BTW. She is 18. (barely)

 

[all the whey]

He might be gay but nobody has posted on the pm circuit as far as I know....

Do I look gay to you?

 

[eddymerckx]

I'm surprised it hasn't been posted earlier...some chick sang it at Karaoke tonight.

i now have a new background for my work computer atw all the way

 

[javaguru]

Do I look gay to you?

Nice subterfuge and use of low vid quality...

 

[eddymerckx]

No. I let the girls dance for me.

BTW. She is 18. (barely)

so white cats can dance...white chicks cannot

 

[all the whey]

so white cats can dance...white chicks cannot

Lets get this straight eddy.

You give the juice advice...I make the jokes.

 

[javaguru]

so white cats can dance...white chicks cannot

HR disagrees...she has dancing skillz in her opinion...

 

[javaguru]

Lets get this straight eddy.

You give the juice advice...I make the jokes.

HR can dance damnit!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLMvmsFU7Y4&feature=related

 

[myway]

When I think of ATW, I think of Stray Cat Strut by Stray Cats.

 

[Mr. dB]

so white cats can dance...white chicks cannot

I work in a bar, and I can assure you that no white people can dance, and should be barred from attempting to do so in public. The biggest, fattest, water-buffalo-looking black bitch with traffic-cone-tits has more moves on the dance floor than any white chick.

 

[javaguru]

When I think of ATW, I think of Stray Cat Strut by Stray Cats.

What about "Cat Scratch Fever?"

 

[myway]

What about "Cat Scratch Fever?"

Yep,another good one.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I work in a bar, and I can assure you that no white people can dance, and should be barred from attempting to do so in public. The biggest, fattest, water-buffalo-looking black bitch with traffic-cone-tits has more moves on the dance floor than any white chick.

Racist.

 

[Mr. dB]

Racist.

At least I didn't say "gorilla"...