Ode to AAP's butt, a gay man's exclusive

[Lestat]

Ode to AAP's butt, a Lestat exclusive

******DISCLAMER************ I AM NOT A HOMO*********
*******THIS IS SATIRE IT IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE SEXUAL PREFERENCE OF THE AUTHOR!!***********


ode to AAP's butt, oh what a gay man's playground
it hurts him to walk and he can fart without making a sound

here is a member who has a tight butt,
and its great for for you guys who just wanna bust a nut.

what a musclar ass, so many want to pound
when a cock slides in it, oh what a great sound!

oh, hairy hamhocks carried with so much grace
if you're thinking of sex, put a bag over his face.

this is not a post to give him attention, it is a tribute to
a man who's lost his anal retention,

so do not think that this sexy man needs your pity,
he's learned to wear depends, when out in the city.

AA to the motherfucking Penis.

 

[hardrock]

Frankly Lestat I'm shocked. I had no idea you played for the other team.

Pics?

 

[Frackal]

no wonder you're asking me for pics

 

[Lestat]

just of your ass man.. no need to reveal you identity.

 

[AAP]

My ass isn't hairy.

It doesn't accept imports either.

Anway. I am touched. (I think)

 

[Lestat]

Your ass ins't hairy? How did I get cursed!

 

[Lestat]

Ok not a meaningless bump, the board is slow now and I think this was one of my masterpieces in my newbie days.

 

[chewyxrage]

pretty fuckin hilarous

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Is he really gaY?

 

[blut wump]

That nice looking ass
Could be made out of glass.
If looking for a treat
It might seem really sweet
But I'll stick with my lass.