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Bodhidogma
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congrats bro.
HamsterHider
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OAK AREN'T YOU LIKE 16 AND LIVING AT HOME? SATANIC GOATSLAYER ADD THIS TO YOUR THREAD.
3Vandoo
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LISTEN NOW YOU SCUMBAG FOR NOW ON WHEN IM ADDRESING TO YOU.
YOU LISTEN, and YOUR WILL ADDRESS TO ME NOT AS 3VANDOO BUT AS LIEUTENANT 3VANDOO SIR. IS THAT CLEAR YOU PRIVATE OAKETTE!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WELL YOU JOINED THE RESERVE HUH, OH SO CUTE, TENDER AND SWEET OAK.
BUT YOU STILL A DAMN RECRUIT, YOUR UGLY, MY BAD YOUR DAMN FAULT YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!
NOW ON THESE BOARD YOU WILL NOT BREATH, EAT, SLEEP, WRITE WITHOUT ME LOOKING AT YOU, IS THAT CLEAR?
WELCOME IN THE SREWED MILITARY WERE YOU GONNA DO 20 ROUNDS OF SLING SHOT DURING YOUR BASIC. WHERE OURS BIGGEST BASE ARE COMPOSED OF A GOLF COURSE AT 40%. BUT STILL THOSE GOLF SWING ARE NOT FOR YOU PRIVATE OAKETTE!!!!!!!!! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU SKINNY ONTARIAN FUGLY BASTARD?
FEW NIGHT A WEEK IN THE RESERVE SO THATS MEAN TWO TUESDAY A MONTH
YOU WILL BE THE NEW TIGHT CUTIE ASS FOR THE MONTH.
NO SHIT
aaaaaaah fuck, welcome in the force.
damn FNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU LISTEN, and YOUR WILL ADDRESS TO ME NOT AS 3VANDOO BUT AS LIEUTENANT 3VANDOO SIR. IS THAT CLEAR YOU PRIVATE OAKETTE!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WELL YOU JOINED THE RESERVE HUH, OH SO CUTE, TENDER AND SWEET OAK.
BUT YOU STILL A DAMN RECRUIT, YOUR UGLY, MY BAD YOUR DAMN FAULT YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!
NOW ON THESE BOARD YOU WILL NOT BREATH, EAT, SLEEP, WRITE WITHOUT ME LOOKING AT YOU, IS THAT CLEAR?
WELCOME IN THE SREWED MILITARY WERE YOU GONNA DO 20 ROUNDS OF SLING SHOT DURING YOUR BASIC. WHERE OURS BIGGEST BASE ARE COMPOSED OF A GOLF COURSE AT 40%. BUT STILL THOSE GOLF SWING ARE NOT FOR YOU PRIVATE OAKETTE!!!!!!!!! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU SKINNY ONTARIAN FUGLY BASTARD?
FEW NIGHT A WEEK IN THE RESERVE SO THATS MEAN TWO TUESDAY A MONTH
YOU WILL BE THE NEW TIGHT CUTIE ASS FOR THE MONTH.
NO SHIT
aaaaaaah fuck, welcome in the force.
damn FNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3Vandoo
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BOUT TIME THAT CORPORAL RAY JOIN ME NOW
WELL YOU HAVE SOME LUCK IN YOUR DECISION PRIVATE OAKETTE.
YOU DID NOT JOINED THE NAVY, SO I GUESS YOUR ASS IS SAFE.
AND NEITHER YOU JOINED THE AIR FARCE. GOOD SOFTY CYDDLY CUTIE SWEET
DAMN RESERVIST.
YEAH LIKE MY COLLEAGUE SAYS WHY YOU DONT JOIN THE REAL ARMY NOT THE CADET DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUS WHAT YOUR TRADE, DONT TELL ME YOUR A POSTAL TECH!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE I WILL ASK YOU WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DAMN WINNY ZAMBONS, DO YOU KNOW PRIVATE OAKETTE, DID YOU USED MY WINNY ZAMBONS YOU DAMN
COCK SUCKER.
OH YEAH YOUR IRISH DESCENDANT TOO, THAT MAKE YOU A DAMN LEPRECHAUN
FUNNY HOW FUGly BOTH OF YOU ARE. DAMN IT
FOR THE second time welcome "aboard" LMAO
WELL YOU HAVE SOME LUCK IN YOUR DECISION PRIVATE OAKETTE.
YOU DID NOT JOINED THE NAVY, SO I GUESS YOUR ASS IS SAFE.
AND NEITHER YOU JOINED THE AIR FARCE. GOOD SOFTY CYDDLY CUTIE SWEET
DAMN RESERVIST.
YEAH LIKE MY COLLEAGUE SAYS WHY YOU DONT JOIN THE REAL ARMY NOT THE CADET DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUS WHAT YOUR TRADE, DONT TELL ME YOUR A POSTAL TECH!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE I WILL ASK YOU WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DAMN WINNY ZAMBONS, DO YOU KNOW PRIVATE OAKETTE, DID YOU USED MY WINNY ZAMBONS YOU DAMN
COCK SUCKER.
OH YEAH YOUR IRISH DESCENDANT TOO, THAT MAKE YOU A DAMN LEPRECHAUN
FUNNY HOW FUGly BOTH OF YOU ARE. DAMN IT
FOR THE second time welcome "aboard" LMAO
3Vandoo
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Re: Re: Rental
DID I TELL YOU, TO GO TO BED PRIVATE OAKETTE DID I
YOU WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I TELL YOU AND STILL ITS ONLY 2206 NOW
SO I HAVE YOUR CUTE LIL FUGLY LEPRECHAUN ASS UNTIL 2300
i WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, AND I WILL BOARD YOU TO BED
COZ NOW IM YOUR NEW MAMA IS THAT CLEAR
FUCK IT FIRE WATCH FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
The Canadian Oak said:
DID I TELL YOU, TO GO TO BED PRIVATE OAKETTE DID I
YOU WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I TELL YOU AND STILL ITS ONLY 2206 NOW
SO I HAVE YOUR CUTE LIL FUGLY LEPRECHAUN ASS UNTIL 2300
i WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, AND I WILL BOARD YOU TO BED
COZ NOW IM YOUR NEW MAMA IS THAT CLEAR
FUCK IT FIRE WATCH FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
The_Mexican
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Congrats Oak!!!
Ive been in the Canadian reserves for 2 years now and hated every minute of it, but damn, they just keep giving me more and more money...Im at $80 bucks a day now.
So are you going infantry or what? If so I recommend you remuster
Seriously.
Anyway good luck with basic training
Ive been in the Canadian reserves for 2 years now and hated every minute of it, but damn, they just keep giving me more and more money...Im at $80 bucks a day now.
So are you going infantry or what? If so I recommend you remuster
Seriously.Anyway good luck with basic training
str8cubano
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good luck
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Code
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This is going to sound very closed minded, but how large is Canada's army?
3Vandoo
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Code said:
was 120 000 10 years ago but dued to our fun loving liberal government that love his military they cut it to 60 000 now itsa around 56 000, plus 60% of the forces will take their retirement in the next three years period.
65% of the CF are not fighting capable they are support and service.
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Code
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Huh.
Liberals, leave it to them to wreck a good thing.
I have a Canadian born citizen working for me, I pick his brain a lot about Canadian culture. And much to surprise, you guys really aren't just Americans with french lilts. **grin**
Liberals, leave it to them to wreck a good thing.
I have a Canadian born citizen working for me, I pick his brain a lot about Canadian culture. And much to surprise, you guys really aren't just Americans with french lilts. **grin**
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Frackal
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What is Canada??
mattcanning99
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Roach said:CANADA HAS AN ARMY ?!!!?!
technically, no...i believe we are one above the number of personnel needed for a brigade...can't remember the official name, but we have a national defense if that's what you mean.
Oak - congrats for getting sworn in...have fun in basic training...hahaha
february 8th: private canning = corporal canning (hopefully)
and let's hope you do go to kingston, and not wainright, alberta.
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dballer
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Good Luck Oak!!!!
supersizeme
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good luck oak. 
theoak01
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3Vandoo said:tell me where you will DO your basic?
56 fd regt in brantford is where my co-op is,i will be going to petawawa and meaford a few weekends in the upcoming semester to so some training,and if i decide to go away for the summer i goto survival training in quebec somewhere,(i just havent decided if i want to be away my last summer before i goto college or whatever
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HighIntensity
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your a hall monator
3Vandoo
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Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called CATRAZ
In West ONTARIO born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some DBALLl outside of the school
when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with the Army for some Belle Aire "
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
she gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
PRIVATE, yo this is bad,
drinking orange juice out of a helmet
is this what the people of Army livin' like,
hmm this might be alright!Yea right
I whistled for a ILTIS and when it came near the
licensplate said "SIR" and had a dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this TANK was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to Catraz
I pulled up to a house built in the 40'S about seven or eight
and I yelled to the Zippers head "Yo, home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of the tootbrush of catraz
enjoy!,
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called CATRAZ
In West ONTARIO born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some DBALLl outside of the school
when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with the Army for some Belle Aire "
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
she gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
PRIVATE, yo this is bad,
drinking orange juice out of a helmet
is this what the people of Army livin' like,
hmm this might be alright!Yea right
I whistled for a ILTIS and when it came near the
licensplate said "SIR" and had a dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this TANK was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to Catraz
I pulled up to a house built in the 40'S about seven or eight
and I yelled to the Zippers head "Yo, home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of the tootbrush of catraz
enjoy!,
mattcanning99
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The Canadian Oak said:
half day = 3 - 6 hours = $33
full day = 6 - 24 hours = $ 66
away from home on courses, add an extra $12 a day, as well as field pay, if you are in the field = $15 a day.
theoak01
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if i go reg's id be looking at snipe training
matt do you think that a guy could live off infantry pay and possibly support a wife
im just asking because if things keep going great ill be married within two years
and 3vandoo ,is that 51 grand reg infantry pay ? if so what did you start at per year
matt do you think that a guy could live off infantry pay and possibly support a wife
im just asking because if things keep going great ill be married within two years
and 3vandoo ,is that 51 grand reg infantry pay ? if so what did you start at per year
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3Vandoo
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Sniper Training here me advice FORGET THAT! There many peoples that want the .017 to their
MOC.
As for the pay I am an officer plus I have speciality pay that are awarded on level of danger.
For regular infantry the first year will be at 22k, then after three year you jump at 34k, then you increase depending your qualies and year in and rank.
MOC.
As for the pay I am an officer plus I have speciality pay that are awarded on level of danger.
For regular infantry the first year will be at 22k, then after three year you jump at 34k, then you increase depending your qualies and year in and rank.
mattcanning99
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The Canadian Oak said:
in the reserves, im not sure, because it's part time for the most part...reg force you could support a wife for sure. i think privates in canadian reg force make 33 thousand a year to start, and get raises pretty quickly. add to this, they are eligible for pension after 20 years. if you went reg force next year, you will be well into your retirement by your 40s. the pension is good too...my Sgt Major joined at 17, and is 43 now, and has been retired for a few years already, and he's still working full time for the reserves.
3Vandoo - you know me? were you in kingston summer 2000?
matt
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