Oak is offically in the army

[theoak01]

got sworn in tonight,lots of boring paperwork but god damn im in

private oak lol

thanx for the info that all you army guys gave to me

 

[Bodhidogma]

congrats bro.

 

[BigJay81]

What type of info did you find that wanted you to turn to the army

 

[Roach]

CANADA HAS AN ARMY ?!!!?!

 

[HamsterHider]

OAK AREN'T YOU LIKE 16 AND LIVING AT HOME? SATANIC GOATSLAYER ADD THIS TO YOUR THREAD.

 

[Rex]

Congrats on the choice. Did your parents sign the DEP, or are you 18? Also what job will you be doing in there?

 

[theoak01]

im 17 and its reserves for school but i get paid to put in a few nights a week doing other stuff

and the canadian forces guys really informed me about how it will be now and in the future for me

starting next semester im there all morning doing basic training

 

[3Vandoo]

LISTEN NOW YOU SCUMBAG FOR NOW ON WHEN IM ADDRESING TO YOU.
YOU LISTEN, and YOUR WILL ADDRESS TO ME NOT AS 3VANDOO BUT AS LIEUTENANT 3VANDOO SIR. IS THAT CLEAR YOU PRIVATE OAKETTE!!!!!!!!!!

WELL WELL YOU JOINED THE RESERVE HUH, OH SO CUTE, TENDER AND SWEET OAK.
BUT YOU STILL A DAMN RECRUIT, YOUR UGLY, MY BAD YOUR DAMN FAULT YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!

NOW ON THESE BOARD YOU WILL NOT BREATH, EAT, SLEEP, WRITE WITHOUT ME LOOKING AT YOU, IS THAT CLEAR?

WELCOME IN THE SREWED MILITARY WERE YOU GONNA DO 20 ROUNDS OF SLING SHOT DURING YOUR BASIC. WHERE OURS BIGGEST BASE ARE COMPOSED OF A GOLF COURSE AT 40%. BUT STILL THOSE GOLF SWING ARE NOT FOR YOU PRIVATE OAKETTE!!!!!!!!! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR YOU SKINNY ONTARIAN FUGLY BASTARD?

FEW NIGHT A WEEK IN THE RESERVE SO THATS MEAN TWO TUESDAY A MONTH
YOU WILL BE THE NEW TIGHT CUTIE ASS FOR THE MONTH.

NO SHIT


aaaaaaah fuck, welcome in the force.

damn FNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ray_ivory]

Rental

Canadian Oak your a friggin RENTAL buddy!Reservists are rentals.
Why don't you join Reg force and graduate into a man from a boy.

You call me Sir ,you slack private!!!!!!!

 

[theoak01]

lol thanks 3vandoo my commanding officer did sometihng like that after we all got sworn in,and then he started laughing and said just joking

i just can't wait till after college and then its time to be a meathead