OAK got the job

[theoak01]

i got the job doing janitor shit at my gym,this pays 7.50-8 $ a hour and i get a free membership which is most important,i work three hours a nite mon-thur and 5 hours sat

 

[Evildee]

sweet.......I would do it for the free membership.........now don't get fired sniffing the girls panties in the locker room.....

 

[Slopain]

sweet.......I would do it for the free membership.........now don't get fired sniffing the girls panties in the locker room.....

or 'sticking' round in the male showers trying to get that last spot off the wall..

 

[theoak01]

lol you guys crack me up,and the free membership is hte only reason i took it,saves me about 40 a month

 

[Evildee]

Exactly slopain......Oaks Boss: "Hey oak, you been in there for a while, everything ok?"

Oakpants around his ankles) " Uh....yeah.....I was just uhhh.....makin sure the showers were clean for our members."

Oak's Boss(to himself) "Boy, hiring that guy was a great idea"

Oak(to himself): Boy, that guy hiring me was a great idea"

 

[The Varnsen]

Janitor?

 

[theoak01]

shit you guys are the best,but not i dont think ill have my pants around my ankles,during the week i jsut clean the carpets and that in the locker rooms,i clean showers on weekends when nobody else is there and im alone

 

[FrankRizzo]

Damn Oak, I resolved to never clean another toilet once i got out of the Army. I hated being a private. I just couldn't do the Janitor job out of principal.

 

[theoak01]

im use to cleaning toilets and that,my mom owns her own janitorial company and i worked for her for the longest time

 

[Slopain]

Good for you C oak, do whatever ya need to do as long as it makes practical sense and it doesnt involve a video camera or digital stills.

So whats the word on your sexuality? I remember like 4-5 months ago your were kinda bi not sure maybe straight - where are we at on that whole issue. If ya dont mind divulging that info... I have been busy as hell last couple of months.. so whats the scoop?

dont answer if you dont want to just curious.

 

[1bigpitbull]

Bitch go clean that bathroom.HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[theoak01]

ive came to believe it was a phase,johnny o was right,just something most guys go through when they grow up,at the time its safe to say im strait

 

[Weapon X]

I wouldn't clean bathrooms for $40 a month. Like Rizzo, I did enough of that in the Army.

The only poop I'll clean up now is my kids'.

 

[theoak01]

ill be making closer to 600 a month so im not worrying,that kind of cash will help me alot

 

[Weapon X]

Okay, for an additional $600/month plus free membership, I'd do it!
That way, my gym habit wouldn't be negatively impacting my family budget.

 

[theoak01]

i couldnt be more happy,but my boss at the gas station called after i got home from notifying him and he chewed my ass off about it,i said if it was a problem why didnt you just tell me when i was there

 

[john937]

Didn't you quit the gas station?
Why let an ex-boss rag on you.
Just give him "Have a nice day" and hang up on him.
You don't have to take shit from him anymore.
Didn't you say something about having the pay for
gas that somebody ran out without paying? Fuck 'em.

 

[theoak01]

i quit but i said i would work my shifts until the upcoming monday,and yes i had to pay for that gas and he has been deducting my checks like a mother fucker

 

[MP5]

You are a lot more composed than I. Any asshole calls me on the phone to motherfuck me I would tell him "see you in a few minutes, I am coming to tear you fucking arms off and bash your face into the concrete"

 

[Slopain]

i quit but i said i would work my shifts until the upcoming monday,and yes i had to pay for that gas and he has been deducting my checks like a mother fucker

Thats doesn't sound 100% legal, is it?

 

[Latimer]

Cool.

 

[theoak01]

nothing that fat fucker did was legal,i worked there for 7 months and i never got paid time and a half for the holidays i worked which was every fucking one,he wasnt doing his job then two weeks ago he all of a suddend deducted 30bucks off everyones check,and ive been getting like 10 bucks off all my checks lately,thats why i got outta there