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I am 4'9".. 287lbs about 38% BF, I only play online video games.. I have gray hair and acne (ya I figured one would leave before getting the other) and I'm a virgin.
im probably the worse possible choice for a boyfriend to be honest...if i dont know you that well i come off as the asshole careless type, but once u get to know me i am a nice guy, and when i care about someone i usually am too giving and puss out, so basically, i attract the ones who like assholes then turn in a nice guy.
im like a girl who wears alot of makeup and stuffs her bra,
minus the makeup and bra stuffing
im like a girl who wears alot of makeup and stuffs her bra,
minus the makeup and bra stuffing
Roses are red violets are blue
you are so pretty, I must e-crush on you.
I'm young, I look better every day
hopefully you will e-choose me in that way.
I'm extremely intelligent, I can be funny too
I wrote you this poem, I want to e-crush on you.
my heart would melt if only you would pick me
you'll have a good time too, choose me and see.
you are so pretty, I must e-crush on you.
I'm young, I look better every day
hopefully you will e-choose me in that way.
I'm extremely intelligent, I can be funny too
I wrote you this poem, I want to e-crush on you.
my heart would melt if only you would pick me
you'll have a good time too, choose me and see.
Stefka said:
Evening minuetto in a castle by the sea
A jewel more radiant than the moon
Lowered Her mask to me
The sublimest creature the Gods, full of fire
Would marvel at making their Queen
Infusing the air with Her fragrant desire
And my heart reeled with grave poetry....
From grace I fell in love with Her
Scent and feline lure
And jade woodland eyes that ushered in the impurest
"Erotic, laden fantasies amid this warm Autumn night
She lulled me away from the rich masquerade
And together we clung in the bloodletting moonlight"
Pearled luna, what spell didst thou cast on me?
Her icy kiss fervoured my neck
Like whispering waves 'pon Acheron's beach
In a whirl of sweet voices and statues
That phantomed the dying trees
This debauched seductress in black, took me....
In a pale azured dawn like Ligeia reborn
I tore free of my sleep - sepulchre
On the sea misted lawn where stone figures, forlorn
Lamented the spectre of Her
Bewildered and weak, yet with passion replete
I hungered for past overtures
The curse of unrest and her ardent caress
Came much more than my soul could endure....
I, at once endeavoured to see Her again
Stirring from midnight's inertia
Knowing not even her name
On a thin precipice over carnal abyss
I danced like a blind acolyte
Drunk on red wine, her dead lips on mine
Suffused with the perfume of night
For hours I scoured the surrounding grounds
In vain that we might meet
When storm clouds broke, ashened, fatigued
I sought refuge in a cemeterty
Sleep, usher dreams
Taint to nightmares from a sunless nether
Mistress of the dark
I now know what thou art
Screams haunt my sleep
Dragged from nightmares thou hast wed together
Lamia and Lemures
Spawned thee leche
To snare my flesh
Portrait of the Dead Countess
Deep stained pain that I had dreamt
Flaunted demise, life's punishment
Leaving little strength to seal this wretched tomb....
But poised nectar within my stirs
Up feverous desire and morbid purpose to search
Through cobwebbed drapery to where she swoons
Goddess of the graveyard, of the tempest and moon
In flawless fatal beauty her very visage compels
Glimpses of a heaven where ghost companies fell
To mourning the loss of god in blackest velvet
Enrobed in their downfall like a swift silhouette
"Fleeting, enshadowed
Thou art privy to my sin
Secrets dead, wouldst thou inflict
The cruel daylights upon my skin?
Dost thou not want to worship me
With crimson sacrifice
So my cunt may twitch against thy kiss
And weep with new-found life?"
Red roses for the Devil's whore....
Dark angels taste my tears
And whisper haunting requiems
Softly to mine ear
Need-fires have lured abominations here....
Nocturnal pulse
My veins spill forth their waters
Rent by lips I cherish most
Awash on her perfidious shores
Where drowning umbra o'er the stars
Ebon's graves where lovers whore
Like seraphim and Nahemah
"Nahemah"
Pluck out mine eyes, hasten, attest
Blind reason against thee, Enchantress
For I must know, art thou not death?
My heart echoes bloodless and incensed....
Doth temptation prowl night in vulvic revelry
Did not the Queen of Heaven come as Devil to me?
On that fatal Hallow's Eve when we fled company
As the music swept around us in the crisp, fated leaves
UNder horned Diana where her bloodline was sewn
In a graveyard of Angels rent in cool marbled stone
I am grieving the loss of life in sombre velvet
Enrobed in Death's shadow like a swifter
silhouette....
samoth said:Evening minuetto in a castle by the sea
A jewel more radiant than the moon
Lowered Her mask to me
The sublimest creature the Gods, full of fire
Would marvel at making their Queen
Infusing the air with Her fragrant desire
And my heart reeled with grave poetry....
From grace I fell in love with Her
Scent and feline lure
And jade woodland eyes that ushered in the impurest
"Erotic, laden fantasies amid this warm Autumn night
She lulled me away from the rich masquerade
And together we clung in the bloodletting moonlight"
Pearled luna, what spell didst thou cast on me?
Her icy kiss fervoured my neck
Like whispering waves 'pon Acheron's beach
In a whirl of sweet voices and statues
That phantomed the dying trees
This debauched seductress in black, took me....
In a pale azured dawn like Ligeia reborn
I tore free of my sleep - sepulchre
On the sea misted lawn where stone figures, forlorn
Lamented the spectre of Her
Bewildered and weak, yet with passion replete
I hungered for past overtures
The curse of unrest and her ardent caress
Came much more than my soul could endure....
I, at once endeavoured to see Her again
Stirring from midnight's inertia
Knowing not even her name
On a thin precipice over carnal abyss
I danced like a blind acolyte
Drunk on red wine, her dead lips on mine
Suffused with the perfume of night
For hours I scoured the surrounding grounds
In vain that we might meet
When storm clouds broke, ashened, fatigued
I sought refuge in a cemeterty
Sleep, usher dreams
Taint to nightmares from a sunless nether
Mistress of the dark
I now know what thou art
Screams haunt my sleep
Dragged from nightmares thou hast wed together
Lamia and Lemures
Spawned thee leche
To snare my flesh
Portrait of the Dead Countess
Deep stained pain that I had dreamt
Flaunted demise, life's punishment
Leaving little strength to seal this wretched tomb....
But poised nectar within my stirs
Up feverous desire and morbid purpose to search
Through cobwebbed drapery to where she swoons
Goddess of the graveyard, of the tempest and moon
In flawless fatal beauty her very visage compels
Glimpses of a heaven where ghost companies fell
To mourning the loss of god in blackest velvet
Enrobed in their downfall like a swift silhouette
"Fleeting, enshadowed
Thou art privy to my sin
Secrets dead, wouldst thou inflict
The cruel daylights upon my skin?
Dost thou not want to worship me
With crimson sacrifice
So my cunt may twitch against thy kiss
And weep with new-found life?"
Red roses for the Devil's whore....
Dark angels taste my tears
And whisper haunting requiems
Softly to mine ear
Need-fires have lured abominations here....
Nocturnal pulse
My veins spill forth their waters
Rent by lips I cherish most
Awash on her perfidious shores
Where drowning umbra o'er the stars
Ebon's graves where lovers whore
Like seraphim and Nahemah
"Nahemah"
Pluck out mine eyes, hasten, attest
Blind reason against thee, Enchantress
For I must know, art thou not death?
My heart echoes bloodless and incensed....
Doth temptation prowl night in vulvic revelry
Did not the Queen of Heaven come as Devil to me?
On that fatal Hallow's Eve when we fled company
As the music swept around us in the crisp, fated leaves
UNder horned Diana where her bloodline was sewn
In a graveyard of Angels rent in cool marbled stone
I am grieving the loss of life in sombre velvet
Enrobed in Death's shadow like a swifter
silhouette....
like, did you actually write that yourself? ;p
FriendlyCanadian said:
Cradle of Filth -- Dusk and Her Embrace (1996): A Gothic Romance (Red Roses for the Devil's Whore)
Let's see your supposedly prestigious music's lyrics, Yarg.
Death, spirit me away
My anguished soul doth strain
On taut and twisted reins
Yet, insatiate I still remain
Like a proud, unfalled star
That dares thee from afar
To calm my thund'rous heart
Else, rend it's knots apart
So I may never sing
Of jewelled skies o'er my strings
And love, a wanton thing
Can plunge on burnt, black wings
To hang amid the thorns
In scarlet, like velvet worn
About the clouded moon
Who wanes in solitude....
Stefka said:
roses are red!!!
<~~~ Has $$$
Ok guys and gals, thanks for applying but you can go home now.
Stefka said:
Um... My little slush fund for shopping doesn't drop below 25k. Own two houses, one will be paid off in 6 years, the other 12. All my vehicles are paid in full. I'm 31.
I have leather.. not the kind you wear though.. the kind.. for uh.. sadistic people..
money..
and poetry! mm hmmm
money..
and poetry! mm hmmm
FriendlyCanadian said:
You forgot gonorrhea
Stefka said:
Actually.. I'm north korean..
and no.. I don't have any fucking gonorehha =(
Friendly
Canadian
lol
I win
Canadian
lol
I win
I'd pummel him with my spoon!
you're name is fucking
puddle
monkey
what is your point? that you haven't fully evolved yet?
or that your a monkey from a puddle!?
puddle
monkey
what is your point? that you haven't fully evolved yet?
or that your a monkey from a puddle!?
Stefka said:
Not afraid of his "morbid" lyrics, especially if he's pulling them from Manowar.
But to be fair, lets break it down:
Money > Manowar
Money > Leather
Money > Physics
FriendlyCanadian said:
I'm sorry, are you still talking?
PuddleMonkey said:
lol awww. =(
I don't hate you.
though I'd defeat Samoth by linking him to the post last night during the game of truth of dare, where you said you did not like him.. answer a truth question..
that would be.. well.. pretty.. defeating..
FriendlyCanadian said:
Samoth is my homey. Haven't read that truth or dare thread yet, though tempted.
Nice bomb, where'd you get that?
FriendlyCanadian said:
I greened you, you're a good kid. I did it with canadian K though, so instead of 16 you got like 3.
PuddleMonkey said:
heh thanks.
the bomb came from some faggot, not worth my time to remember his name.
Yarg!
Platinum Membership gift from THE BOMB SQUAD!
Stefka said:
u like poetry? ive read soo much poetry (im in college
) that i can quote the most romantic and soothing poetry off the top of my head. or perhaps you prefer archaelogy?? im minoring in archaeology and majoring in commerce.
so you want to learn about neo lithic settlement patterns in the berangia strait? you got it! how about botanical remains and dendochronology? im your man! kr/argon dating? ooo sexy. lithic debitage?? faunal assemblage? homo habilus? the harapans in the indus valley? the rise and fall of the caral empire??
or perhaps commerce? aggregate expedentures? keynesian supply /deman graph? government fiscal policy? monetary expansion policy?? flow options? bonds? interest rates and aggregate demand? say's law? lassez faire economics?? are you turned on yet??!
Yarg! said:
Probably not considering you talk of another woman in your location.
Yarg! said:u like poetry? ive read soo much poetry (im in college
or perhaps you prefer archaelogy?? im minoring in archaeology and majoring in commerce.
so you want to learn about neo lithic settlement patterns in the berangia strait? you got it! how about botanical remains and dendochronology? im your man! kr/argon dating? ooo sexy. lithic debitage?? faunal assemblage? homo habilus? the harapans in the indus valley? the rise and fall of the caral empire??
or perhaps commerce? aggregate expedentures? keynesian supply /deman graph? government fiscal policy? monetary expansion policy?? flow options? bonds? interest rates and aggregate demand? say's law? lassez faire economics?? are you turned on yet??!
This makes me hot
M
Megalomaniac
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6'5
240
Great job
Lots of life insurance
Only one question, I'm into ladies who keep it simple for a "short-time". Do I need to be worried about drama if we work this out?
6'5
240
Great job
Lots of life insurance
Only one question, I'm into ladies who keep it simple for a "short-time". Do I need to be worried about drama if we work this out?
I vote for stilleto because a stefka stilleto e-crush would probably be the hottest thing on EF, probably.
stilleto said:
I love burt's bees!
We're talking about the chap stick, right?
FriendlyCanadian said:
You found another bomb, looks like someone already has a crush on you.
I will bow out if it means Stilleto wins.
But I wont be able to sleep at night if the winner is Canadian.
But I wont be able to sleep at night if the winner is Canadian.
PuddleMonkey said:
yeah I think that bloated faggot is sort of obsessed with me now, lets see exactly how many bombs I can get from him, it's rather endearing don't you think, I enjoy knowing that I get under his skin.. which must be quite the task as it is getting underneath all that retained water.. -.-
I'll bow out for stilleto too! cause that would be hot.
Yarg! said:
if that doesn't scream sex appeal, then I don't know what does!
Yarg! said:
stop.. oh please stop.. I'm already starting to drool a little.. nothing hotter then a heartless woman.. who rapes women.. that's hot, haha.
So - Stiletto, 2 Canadians and a rich American.
PuddleMonkey has $ but I don’t know if he has taste.
Yarg is quite the bullshitter, and I still need a poem from him.
FriendlyCanadian is devious and destroyed my chances with Samoth - good strategy.
I still need some more wooing before I will be ready to make my final decision.
PuddleMonkey has $ but I don’t know if he has taste.
Yarg is quite the bullshitter, and I still need a poem from him.
FriendlyCanadian is devious and destroyed my chances with Samoth - good strategy.
I still need some more wooing before I will be ready to make my final decision.
PuddleMonkey said:
Oh, c'mon.
canada doesn't ever produce a winner.
anyway, i have the burt's bees chapstick (which stefka could share if she were me e-lover), the lip balm (similar item but in a pot and raspberry scented, which stefka could share if she were my e-lover), the facial scrub (omg, it smells so good and stefka could share it if she were my e-lover), the 'royal jelly' night cream (which also smells awesome and which she could share if she were my e-lover), the marshmallow vanishing cream (its a daytime moisturizer that really does smell like marshmallows, and which stefka could share if she were my e-lover), AND for the occasional breakouts, the burts bees blemish stick.
(which stefka could share if she were my e-lover. it really works.)
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