hamstershaver
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only the best need to apply, i have mentored some of the greatest this board has ever seen
your app has just been put in the garbage canGambino said:wtf is a pawdawn
no you failed your test tooartrius said:sweet looks like I'm on top so far
Gambino said:wtf is a pawdawn
hamstershaver said:your app has just been put in the garbage can
jackangel said:[sam jackson]
mmm bitch
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hamstershaver said:only the best need to apply, i have mentored some of the greatest this board has ever seen
pintoca said:everytime you get 2,000 Karma Hits, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
everytime your post count reaches another 1,000, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
and for every 2 months you are on the board, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
I've learned the Mantra...live by the green sword and never yield the red sword...
hamstershaver said:only the best need to apply, i have mentored some of the greatest this board has ever seen
why would a jedi master apply to be a padawan?bran987 said:where do I submit the app
.SoKlueles said:um what am i?? chopped liver?
you are soklu the hut, your app has been shreddedSoKlueles said:um what am i?? chopped liver?
SoKlueles said:um what am i?? chopped liver?
um fyi buttheadhamstershaver said:you are soklu the hut, your app has been shredded
SoKlueles said:um fyi butthead
my pants are wayyyy too loose on me so does that make me not soklu the hutt now?
hushartrius said:maybe soklu the butt

cause it was a great experience it'd be fun to do it again lolhamstershaver said:why would a jedi master apply to be a padawan?
Milo Hobgoblin said:Standing in line for tickets...
BWHAHHAHAHAHA
He already has his tin foil light sabre in hand, cardboard armor at his feet and is ready for action!
you have shown great promise since you have been herehotzie said:
BrothaBill said:LMAO!! Youre last padawan seems to flirt with the dark side too much. Im sure you'll make a wise decision as to who you choose. I had at one point when I was testin the karma system like 1.2million karma hits so I think that Im disqualified after that little abuse, it was only for a few minutes though. So, what is your opinion of the last padawan, good or evil?????![]()
the way of the jedi is not time consuming at all, this is the big misunderstanding that people have, once you have reached the level of jedi master the force flows through you, time almost stands still, you can see your next move before it even happens, it is like neo in the matrix, once he realized he was the chosen one the bullets would come at him in slow motion, this is how it is once you see the light, you become one with your ying yangsamoth said:I'm in as long as it's not overly time consuming and I don't have to do it at specific times.
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pintoca said:everytime you get 2,000 Karma Hits, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
everytime your post count reaches another 1,000, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
and for every 2 months you are on the board, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
I've learned the Mantra...live by the green sword and never yield the red sword...
Yeah, but Hammy says that he never wields the red light saber in a post. I agree with you, but I have no interest in Karma which is why I get rid of it as soon as I get it. I already had the highest karma total ever for a regular member in my 'experiment/test' of the system. I need it no more, I am satisfied with that. Karma is not for me, although it does add sorta game like feature to EF which is pretty funny.Spongiform Matter said:I beg to differ. my bombs are not part of the darkside. they are not bad karma to me. the message i leave is a good one, the recipient need only understand the message to better himself. therefore, its not the color of the karma but the message that comes with it. it is the message that determines good or bad or both.
samoth said:lol @ Spongiform Matter
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SoKlueles said:I still think i should be the padawan, i wash his drawers and all ya know
samoth said:mad cow
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it doesnt matter, i wash his undies and im the closest to him, i should be the padawanartrius said:so does he wear like barbie and ken clothes or something?
SoKlueles said:it doesnt matter, i wash his undies and im the closest to him, i should be the padawanwithout a doubt
i tried to teach you the way, you were the worst student i ever had by far, i have told you this many timesSoKlueles said:it doesnt matter, i wash his undies and im the closest to him, i should be the padawanwithout a doubt
oh yeahhamstershaver said:i tried to teach you the way, you were the worst student i ever had by far, i have told you this many times
hamstershaver said:i tried to teach you the way, you were the worst student i ever had by far, i have told you this many times
SoKlueles said:I still think i should be the padawan, i wash his drawers and all ya know
it wont be much longer before i need someRADAR said:padawan = Professional Diaper Changer.
RADAR
no shit but ill change himhamstershaver said:it wont be much longer before i need some
BrothaBill said:Unfortunately he has Spongiform encephalopathy, prions are turning him to the darkside.
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spongebob said:what the......?

samoth said:What part didn't you understand?
Basically, you have mad cow disease.
Enjoy the 48 hours you have left to live!
xoxo
hth,
Samoth![]()
MrMuscle said:You know this role was meant for me.
I'll be you Padawan.

he hits mesawastea said:No. You're not good at returning K hits.
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sawastea was my mentor, and i will always be loyal to him, hes sees no name in his profile as much as the name hamstershaversawastea said:hammy used to be sawastea's padawan until he learned the force.
hamstershaver said:sawastea was my mentor, and i will always be loyal to him, hes sees no name in his profile as much as the name hamstershaver
pintoca said:everytime you get 2,000 Karma Hits, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
everytime your post count reaches another 1,000, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
and for every 2 months you are on the board, your Karmic Power goes up by 1
I've learned the Mantra...live by the green sword and never yield the red sword...
Spanky11 said:Hammy, I want in.
I will be loyal to you and your teachings.
BrothaBill said:What the hell are you doing up man LOL
IS it because of the shift change tomorrow, see you could be tripping a lil bit right now and enjoying this so much more right now
spongebob said:can you do this?
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look who got his K back?sawastea said:No. You're not good at returning K hits.
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