
that just pisses me off! what? i gotta rent a porn and get out the chalkboard and pointer and draw diagrams?? women should know what is hot. they spend enough time looking in mirrors...FEISTY11975 said:I couldn't agree with you more HT!![]()
exactly. i can understand if a girl feels unconfident because she doubts how thoroughly she wiped herself last, but then again, it goes back to: She oughtta know this already!Lestat said:I agree!!!!
you gotta stick that ass up and out!
i wouldn't recommend you starting out with doggiestyle, try on your side first....jafo said:maybe she was trying to get into a position that felt good ... I heard women do this with rookies or the...well un gifted
LMAO ... I didnt mean you
i'll drop a `bow on a bitch.biteme said:Word up. Arch that mother fuckin back.
Broley, they can have their pillow and bite it, too.......blut wump said:They have to arch else you might think they're pillow-biting and that could get confusing.
you like it when you talk dirty, don't you??Angel said:yep arch the back and stick the big ol bum out there!!!!
HumanTarget said:you like it when you talk dirty, don't you??
I did not think that I was talking dirty at all.HumanTarget said:you like it when you talk dirty, don't you??
HumanTarget said:a woman who doesn't arch her back during doggiestyle......
Like santa pullin the reigns.foreigngirl said:it helps a lot if someone hold the hair, ya know
exactly, gives more stability and it doesnt let the motion bury the face in the pillows or whateverdannomight said:Like santa pullin the reigns.
you talk great dirty talk. damn it, i was going for a haiku...stilleto said:that rocks.
HumanTarget said:Broley, they can have their pillow and bite it, too.......

yeah, being funny is great. nothing makes a guy feel better than a woman laughing during sex....FEISTY11975 said:OMG!!! Now that is some funny shit. I love biting pillows!!!![]()
HumanTarget said:yeah, being funny is great. nothing makes a guy feel better than a woman laughing during sex....
see? women will never experience that type of humilation. maybe it's not that small, maybe you're just TOO BIG.FEISTY11975 said:Ok I don't laff during sex unless its really small!!!![]()
HumanTarget said:see? women will never experience that type of humilation. maybe it's not that small, maybe you're just TOO BIG.
You consider 9" small?FEISTY11975 said:Ok I don't laff during sex unless its really small!!!![]()
well. maybe you shouldn't make a practice of having larger than normal objects inside of your cavaties *cough megadildos* .HeatherRae said:I hate when men do doggy style in such a way that they keep shoving air up inside me, like a darn plunger in action. Then, you feel like if you arch your back all the air will escape and embarass you. If you want us to arch our backs, that's cool, but don't keep shoving air in us. We get all tense and peeved, or at least I do.
P-farts are part of the territory. If a guy can't deal with that, he should still be stuck in National Geographic.HeatherRae said:I hate when men do doggy style in such a way that they keep shoving air up inside me, like a darn plunger in action. Then, you feel like if you arch your back all the air will escape and embarass you. If you want us to arch our backs, that's cool, but don't keep shoving air in us. We get all tense and peeved, or at least I do.
sorry, could you say that again. all i heard was this echo.....FEISTY11975 said:I only have 3 kids. I am not that big!!!
HumanTarget said:sorry, could you say that again. all i heard was this echo.....

really? drinking? is it Saturday? is it your Birfday??? it's only Tuesday night, sugarpop....FEISTY11975 said:Hello...hello...hello....hello
That was an echo!
and yes, I have been drinking tonite!![]()
HumanTarget said:really? drinking? is it Saturday? is it your Birfday??? it's only Tuesday night, sugarpop....
what company? Jack Daniels Inc? damn, a-ight, you go get that swerve on now..FEISTY11975 said:No its only Tuesday night and the drinks were on the company. Trust me, I deserved them!!! sugarpop.....
HumanTarget said:what company? Jack Daniels Inc? damn, a-ight, you go get that swerve on now..
you quit smoking??? that's really great. i quit `bout 4 months ago.FEISTY11975 said:I quit drinking tonight. I so wanted a cigarette tonite...I DID NOT DO IT!!!!! Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont have "larger than normal things in my cavities" nor do I have a larger than normal cavity. The problem is that a guy will keep taking it all the way in and out like a million times and pull your cheeks open at the same time, which pulls the lips open a little and just keep shoving air inside. Geez, that is a big pet peeve of mine. Men can be so clueless sometimes, though.HumanTarget said:well. maybe you shouldn't make a practice of having larger than normal objects inside of your cavaties *cough megadildos* .
HumanTarget said:you quit smoking??? that's really great. i quit `bout 4 months ago.

HeatherRae said:I dont have "larger than normal things in my cavities" nor do I have a larger than normal cavity. The problem is that a guy will keep taking it all the way in and out like a million times and pull your cheeks open at the same time, which pulls the lips open a little and just keep shoving air inside. Geez, that is a big pet peeve of mine. Men can be so clueless sometimes, though.
UA_Iron said:we do it to laugh at the farting sounds later - women are clueless as to why we do things.

UA_Iron said:we do it to laugh at the farting sounds later - women are clueless as to why we do things.
i'm fucking with you. but you seem pissed, so i win.HeatherRae said:I dont have "larger than normal things in my cavities" nor do I have a larger than normal cavity. The problem is that a guy will keep taking it all the way in and out like a million times and pull your cheeks open at the same time, which pulls the lips open a little and just keep shoving air inside. Geez, that is a big pet peeve of mine. Men can be so clueless sometimes, though.
is that what they have taught you so far in the armychef_bone said:Face down, ass up........*
*arched back
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lol, you said really, really hard!FEISTY11975 said:Yes and nights like tonight were really really hard But I know I smell good!! hehehehehehehehehehe![]()
HumanTarget said:lol, you said really, really hard!

newel post. if not, there is always the produce section.FEISTY11975 said:Nights like this I need something really really hard!!![]()
HumanTarget said:newel post. if not, there is always the produce section.
come sit on Uncle HT's lap....FEISTY11975 said:If they didn't look thru your luggage I may have brought Bob with me
now, why don't you tell me what you want for Christmas.....FEISTY11975 said:woo hoo!!!!!![]()
HumanTarget said:now, why don't you tell me what you want for Christmas.....
i'm glad i don't have to stand up for a while....FEISTY11975 said:A sit and spin! Can I have one???? please![]()
HumanTarget said:i'm glad i don't have to stand up for a while....
uh, yeah, i'm a little stiff.......FEISTY11975 said:Whats wrong? Are you having arthritis pains??
Recruit said:You three should get a room...
it's just bad form. people get hurt like that.BlondeBombshell27 said:What would be worse is a woman that doesn't arch her back at all during any sexual position.
HumanTarget said:it's just bad form. people get hurt like that.
i done had my share of sex injuries.FEISTY11975 said:lol
could happen!!
HumanTarget said:i done had my share of sex injuries.
wtf is a brush burn? like you did it in some bushes?FEISTY11975 said:just brush burns and bruises![]()
HumanTarget said:wtf is a brush burn? like you did it in some bushes?
well, i don't know. i just bent it in half a couple of times.FEISTY11975 said:carpet burns you silly fucker
HumanTarget said:well, i don't know. i just bent it in half a couple of times.
That things like a ferret??? You can bend it in 3??? heheheheno! you know how you get in kind of a trance? like just kind of space out while going at it at an insane pace? well, it's slipped out and got......bent.FEISTY11975 said:That things like a ferret??? You can bend it in 3??? hehehehe
HumanTarget said:no! you know how you get in kind of a trance? like just kind of space out while going at it at an insane pace? well, it's slipped out and got......bent.

well, to be honest, it's not luck. it's considered an average day for me. a lucky day would be having at it with a couple of strippers who just paid for my breakfast. or finding out the girl i'm dating has a bisexual twin sister. now that is lucky.FEISTY11975 said:damn so you're getting lucky tonight. You bastard![]()
HumanTarget said:well, to be honest, it's not luck. it's considered an average day for me. a lucky day would be having at it with a couple of strippers who just paid for my breakfast. or finding out the girl i'm dating has a bisexual twin sister. now that is lucky.
that's enough Mic Ultra for you.FEISTY11975 said:hahahhaha
That would be great! Good luck!!![]()
HumanTarget said:that's enough Mic Ultra for you.
We are on the same level my brother.HumanTarget said:that just pisses me off! what? i gotta rent a porn and get out the chalkboard and pointer and draw diagrams?? women should know what is hot. they spend enough time looking in mirrors...
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