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FEISTY11975 said:
I couldn't agree with you more HT! :qt:
that just pisses me off! what? i gotta rent a porn and get out the chalkboard and pointer and draw diagrams?? women should know what is hot. they spend enough time looking in mirrors...
 
maybe she was trying to get into a position that felt good ... I heard women do this with rookies or the...well un gifted













LMAO ... I didnt mean you
 
Lestat said:
I agree!!!!

you gotta stick that ass up and out!
exactly. i can understand if a girl feels unconfident because she doubts how thoroughly she wiped herself last, but then again, it goes back to: She oughtta know this already!
 
You need to clarify I've had chicks tense up and arch their back upward in pure pleasure and I've had chicks relax and arch their back as they should do. Either way, I know what you're saying.
 
Word up. Arch that mother fuckin back.
 
jafo said:
maybe she was trying to get into a position that felt good ... I heard women do this with rookies or the...well un gifted













LMAO ... I didnt mean you
i wouldn't recommend you starting out with doggiestyle, try on your side first....
 
blut wump said:
They have to arch else you might think they're pillow-biting and that could get confusing.
Broley, they can have their pillow and bite it, too.......
 
HumanTarget said:
a woman who doesn't arch her back during doggiestyle......


Maybe your weaner is too big and she couldn't take it like that. Well that is a nice way of looking at it. LOL

BOOGS
 
I've never been unhappy when I'm hittin it from behind. . .arch. . .no arch. . .I don't give a rat's ass. . .just slam that trunk into my hips baby doll!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
OMG!!! Now that is some funny shit. I love biting pillows!!! :qt:
yeah, being funny is great. nothing makes a guy feel better than a woman laughing during sex....
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Ok I don't laff during sex unless its really small!!! ;)
see? women will never experience that type of humilation. maybe it's not that small, maybe you're just TOO BIG.
 
I hate when men do doggy style in such a way that they keep shoving air up inside me, like a darn plunger in action. Then, you feel like if you arch your back all the air will escape and embarass you. If you want us to arch our backs, that's cool, but don't keep shoving air in us. We get all tense and peeved, or at least I do.
 
HeatherRae said:
I hate when men do doggy style in such a way that they keep shoving air up inside me, like a darn plunger in action. Then, you feel like if you arch your back all the air will escape and embarass you. If you want us to arch our backs, that's cool, but don't keep shoving air in us. We get all tense and peeved, or at least I do.
well. maybe you shouldn't make a practice of having larger than normal objects inside of your cavaties *cough megadildos* .
 
HeatherRae said:
I hate when men do doggy style in such a way that they keep shoving air up inside me, like a darn plunger in action. Then, you feel like if you arch your back all the air will escape and embarass you. If you want us to arch our backs, that's cool, but don't keep shoving air in us. We get all tense and peeved, or at least I do.
P-farts are part of the territory. If a guy can't deal with that, he should still be stuck in National Geographic.
The funny thing is, the next guy that googles national geographic is gonna be linked to this post.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Hello...hello...hello....hello


That was an echo!


:lmao:


and yes, I have been drinking tonite! :p
really? drinking? is it Saturday? is it your Birfday??? it's only Tuesday night, sugarpop....
 
HumanTarget said:
really? drinking? is it Saturday? is it your Birfday??? it's only Tuesday night, sugarpop....


No its only Tuesday night and the drinks were on the company. Trust me, I deserved them!!! sugarpop.....
 
FEISTY11975 said:
No its only Tuesday night and the drinks were on the company. Trust me, I deserved them!!! sugarpop.....
what company? Jack Daniels Inc? damn, a-ight, you go get that swerve on now..
 
HumanTarget said:
what company? Jack Daniels Inc? damn, a-ight, you go get that swerve on now..


I quit drinking tonight. I so wanted a cigarette tonite...I DID NOT DO IT!!!!! Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
I quit drinking tonight. I so wanted a cigarette tonite...I DID NOT DO IT!!!!! Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you quit smoking??? that's really great. i quit `bout 4 months ago.
 
HumanTarget said:
well. maybe you shouldn't make a practice of having larger than normal objects inside of your cavaties *cough megadildos* .
I dont have "larger than normal things in my cavities" nor do I have a larger than normal cavity. The problem is that a guy will keep taking it all the way in and out like a million times and pull your cheeks open at the same time, which pulls the lips open a little and just keep shoving air inside. Geez, that is a big pet peeve of mine. Men can be so clueless sometimes, though.
 
HeatherRae said:
I dont have "larger than normal things in my cavities" nor do I have a larger than normal cavity. The problem is that a guy will keep taking it all the way in and out like a million times and pull your cheeks open at the same time, which pulls the lips open a little and just keep shoving air inside. Geez, that is a big pet peeve of mine. Men can be so clueless sometimes, though.

we do it to laugh at the farting sounds later - women are clueless as to why we do things.
 
HeatherRae said:
I dont have "larger than normal things in my cavities" nor do I have a larger than normal cavity. The problem is that a guy will keep taking it all the way in and out like a million times and pull your cheeks open at the same time, which pulls the lips open a little and just keep shoving air inside. Geez, that is a big pet peeve of mine. Men can be so clueless sometimes, though.
i'm fucking with you. but you seem pissed, so i win.
 
LOL...not peeved at you. I was just on my soap box about things that annoy me in bed. I'll step down now.
 
BlondeBombshell27 said:
What would be worse is a woman that doesn't arch her back at all during any sexual position.
it's just bad form. people get hurt like that.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
:worried: That things like a ferret??? You can bend it in 3??? hehehehe
no! you know how you get in kind of a trance? like just kind of space out while going at it at an insane pace? well, it's slipped out and got......bent.
 
HumanTarget said:
no! you know how you get in kind of a trance? like just kind of space out while going at it at an insane pace? well, it's slipped out and got......bent.


damn so you're getting lucky tonight. You bastard :chomp:
 
I want to fuck a semi-buff chick.

I need to get the gf to seriously start hitting the weights.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
damn so you're getting lucky tonight. You bastard :chomp:
well, to be honest, it's not luck. it's considered an average day for me. a lucky day would be having at it with a couple of strippers who just paid for my breakfast. or finding out the girl i'm dating has a bisexual twin sister. now that is lucky.
 
HumanTarget said:
well, to be honest, it's not luck. it's considered an average day for me. a lucky day would be having at it with a couple of strippers who just paid for my breakfast. or finding out the girl i'm dating has a bisexual twin sister. now that is lucky.


hahahhaha


That would be great! Good luck!! ;)
 
HumanTarget said:
that just pisses me off! what? i gotta rent a porn and get out the chalkboard and pointer and draw diagrams?? women should know what is hot. they spend enough time looking in mirrors...
We are on the same level my brother.
 
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