Not interested means, not interested

[strongsmartsexy]

Ok, what is the language or set of words I have to use on this young woman at Starbuck's to make it clear I'm not interested in her at all? I've told her I'm not interested in her. I've told her I'm married. I've even brought my wife in and introduced her. This young woman seems to think that she is exactly what I need.

Oh, I've already resorted to going to a different starbuck's that is a bit further out of the way, but then she popped up at that one as a fill in for someone who called in sick.

 

[SoreArms]

is she hot?

 

[Paulo]

Give me a day with her, she'll be so turned off by men that she'll never even make eye contact with you again

 

[string_bean00]

Hit it raw dawg!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

is she hot?

Absolutely! If I were single....no she's even too young if I was single.

 

[AAP]

Tell her she's too fat.

 

[SoreArms]

Absolutely! If I were single....no she's even too young if I was single.

how about I drive down to San Diego and you introduce me as your even handsomer illegitimate son?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Tell her she's too fat.

Nah, she's so much seeking approval that any negative comment is going to force her to do even more to gain my acceptance.

 

[jerkbox]

i wish i had these problems

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

i wish i had these problems

Yeah, No Shit

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

Women don't take rejection well.

What you should do is agree, but condition it to the most grotesque sex acts imaginable, for which you will profess an unwavering fetish.

 

[dirty~d~]

What if she's turned on by the fetish talk though?

Ignore her as much as possible... see if that does anything. If that doesn't work you might need to switch to a different brand of coffee.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

LOL

Women don't take rejection well.

What you should do is agree, but condition it to the most grotesque sex acts imaginable, for which you will profess an unwavering fetish.

Check your PMs, I tried that. Didn't work....

 

[strongsmartsexy]

What if she's turned on by the fetish talk though?

Ignore her as much as possible... see if that does anything. If that doesn't work you might need to switch to a different brand of coffee.

I thought switching stores would be enough.

 

[DIVISION]

LOL

Women don't take rejection well.

What you should do is agree, but condition it to the most grotesque sex acts imaginable, for which you will profess an unwavering fetish.

JA has the correct gameplan for you, TripleS.

Make it plain to her that you would only want to anal dryfuck her and I am almost certain that her mouth will drop open, her eyes will widen and you will NEVER have to worry about so much as a word from her.

I know it's not your type of strategy, nor endgame, but this is probably what it's gonna take.

I wish the best of luck in executing this.





DIV

 

[sconoscuito]

spit in her face

 

[Paulo]

you're not the only one this happens to, you will survive, most likely... unless she goes all glenn close and puts a dead rabbit in your mocha. then you know you got problems

 

[strongsmartsexy]

you're not the only one this happens to, you will survive, most likely... unless she goes all glenn close and puts a dead rabbit in your mocha. then you know you got problems

I'd like an Iced mocha, sans rabbit please...

 

[jerkbox]

the only thing that ever happened to me like this, was this scrawny, gay indian dude who worked at the dunkin donuts i used to go to every morning....when he asked my name and start calling me by my first name everday,i switched stores.....lol. too creepy

 

[DIVISION]

I'd like an Iced mocha, sans rabbit please...

Check your PM, holmes....



DIV

 

[strongsmartsexy]

the only thing that ever happened to me like this, was this scrawny, gay indian dude who worked at the dunkin donuts i used to go to every morning....when he asked my name and start calling me by my first name everday,i switched stores.....lol. too creepy

I laughed off most of her advances at first 'cause she's young enough to be my daughter and I'm somewhat used to younger women flirting with me and it being harmless. I think they may like to see me blush. This one just is overly persistant.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

tell her manager the whole story and make up some shit, low level employee like that, she'll be fired by the end of the day...Why be nice?

 

[DIVISION]

tell her manager the whole story and make up some shit, low level employee like that, she'll be fired by the end of the day...Why be nice?

No, UlcasterCrip.

That is innapropriate....she's just a fucking kid. Why would you ensure she got fired simply because she's infatuated with TripleS?

Some of you kids really need work.



DIV

 

[strongsmartsexy]

No, UlcasterCrip.

That is innapropriate....she's just a fucking kid. Why would you ensure she got fired simply because she's infatuated with TripleS?

Some of you kids really need work.



DIV

Yea, I'm not going to do anything to get her fired over an infatuation.

 

[string_bean00]

Hit it raw dawg!

.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

No, UlcasterCrip.

That is innapropriate....she's just a fucking kid. Why would you ensure she got fired simply because she's infatuated with TripleS?

Some of you kids really need work.



DIV

"KIDS" !?! I'm not a kid, Kneegrow...

Another thing, TripleS is talking about a serious inconvenience here. Changing stores possiblly....He's the paying consumer. I don't agree with this rational. It's a business, period. When pussy is a factor, male deducing is automatically complicated...I don't get it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

SSS, i think that in an act of extreme compassion on behalf of yourself and your lovely wife, i think it is your moral duty to boost this girls flagging self esteem and protect her from the crushing consequences of rejection by having lots of mad sex with her

really, its the right thing to do

"hit it raw, dawg!" lol stringbean, 2 peas in a pod sometimes i swear

 

[DIVISION]

"KIDS" !?! I'm not a kid, Kneegrow...

Another thing, TripleS is talking about a serious inconvenience here. Changing stores possiblly....He's the paying consumer. I don't agree with this rational. It's a business, period. When pussy is a factor, male deducing is automatically complicated...I don't get it.

Don't take that shit personal, UlcasterCrip. I call everyone kids......even my own parents.....so I'm not picking on ya'.

There's just rules of ettiquette and I don't think it's cool to get her fired because of a simple infatuation. That's me.



DIV

 

[vinylgroover]

tell her you have smallpox.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Mr Sexy- dont say anything!!! your gonna more sex out of this than actualy cheating- most wifeys I know get extememly horny knowying their dude is wanted by another chick

 

[DIVISION]

Mr Sexy- dont say anything!!! your gonna more sex out of this than actualy cheating- most wifeys I know get extememly horny knowying their dude is wanted by another chick

Correct.

It's a case of the "I have what you want and you aren't getting it" phenomenon. Women really look at a guy as their territory, kind of like a cat.



DIV

 

[STEPHANIEANDJ]

Nah, she's so much seeking approval that any negative comment is going to force her to do even more to gain my acceptance.

Ask her for a $20,000 loan. Tell her you need it to pay your back child support for your 4 kids. Women do not like baggage. just a thought. It would turn me off!
Stephanie

 

[Tink!]

Correct.

It's a case of the "I have what you want and you aren't getting it" phenomenon. Women really look at a guy as their territory, kind of like a cat.



DIV

LOL i totally agree....tell your wife what is going on and send her in there to talk to the girl...you won't have a problem again

 

[ceo]

Starbucks sucks shit. Go to Coffee Bean. I live in the San Diego area, tell me where this girl is (which staryucks) and let me go see her.

Seriously, I used to own a deli/espresso. Starbuck's over roasts their coffee. It is bitter and very acidic, not smooth at all. Coffee Bean has a very nice roast. Good stuff imo.

PM me with the location of that Starbuck's, the name of the girl, and what times you see her there.