Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[tripleV]

"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"


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Quintana: "You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
The Dude: "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click."
The Dude: "Jesus."
Quintana: "You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

 

[tripleV]

That creep can roll...

 

[havoc]

Fuck Yes, the big lebowski, one of my favorites, saw it on some purple kush the first time, damn that herb was solid, great flick.


"Whats the travesty with you Walter?"

 

[Sloth]

Calmer than you are

 

[enrage]

that movie is the coolest

 

[Taps]

I thought the movie was ok, but John Tuturro was amazing. Actually, he's great in everything he does.

"Jesus is gonna FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!" bahahahha!

 

[studcj]

"Like, that wasn't just any rug man...........it really brought the room together"


"I can tell your not a golfer are you?"

great flick...

 

[crash3837]

8 year olds dude.

 

[Hannibal]

The Dude: What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
The Dude: Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.

 

[Hannibal]

Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski." You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

[rushx79]

shut the fuck up donnie.

 

[WODIN]

Great movie, loved the whole flying dream scene with the show girls, it was too much.

 

[Phumunda]

Heh, AWESOME fucking movie guys... Me likes dees tread!

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?! MARK IT ZERO!!!

Phumunda

 

[havoc]

When the dude is in the Limo with the real Mr. Lebowski and says "certain things have come to light", LOL.

 

[mekannik]

Maude's robe drops to the floor...
"Make love to me Jeffery."
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Log Jammin' - starring Karl Hungus
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Donnie "I am the Walrus."
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TheDude "What's in the bag, Walter."
Walter "The whites. My dirty undies."



GREAT movie.

 

[Phumunda]

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?!

Is it... What day is it?

Phumunda

 

[supersizeme]

LOL great movie. one of the few dvd's i own.

"I'll suck your dick for a thousand dollars."

by far the best tara reid has looked in a movie

 

[smallmovesal]

i need to re-rent that movie.. it's been ages. love it!

 

[freshr1]

http://www.jesus.com

 

[Saizen]

I too have the movie...and can't get enough of it...great fuckin flick...

 

[Mandinka]

Yep , the dialogue is brilliant , Jeffs monlogue in the supermarket is on a par with the opening one in "Raising Arizona". Absolutely brilliant - the Coens.