No offense 4everhung but when I croak ...

[PICK3]

I'm going out the cheapest way there is.

Fuck having your loved ones spending >$6k on a funeral.

 

[Spartacus]

believe me we earn a dollar and a half for every dollar we make
you people have no idea what we deal with in this business

 

[Spartacus]

though I do have a few women in town who have requested I embalm them
seriously

 

[PICK3]

believe me we earn a dollar and a half for every dollar we make
you people have no idea what we deal with in this business

I'm sure you do, but why take money out of your loved one's pocket to give to local undertaker?

I'd rather go out doing one last unselfish act and requesting a very modest ceremony than spending $$$ than can be used on my peeps.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm sure you do, but why take money out of your loved one's pocket to give to local undertaker?

I'd rather go out doing one last unselfish act and requesting a very modest ceremony than spending $$$ than can be used on my peeps.

why buy a BMW when a corsica can accomplish the same task?

 

[PICK3]

why buy a BMW when a corsica can accomplish the same task?

Especially if you aren't around to enjoy the shiney new BMW

 

[Spartacus]

in reality the funeral is for the living,not the deceased
it's about presentation and respect

I've had funeral's in which the family drove Lexus and Benz and were very cheap burying the family patriarch

and then I've had simple middle class country folk bury their grandmother in a decent primrose casket and gather together to pay the bill
and then thank us for the excellent service