no ma i ain't been drinking

[PICK3]

molson canadian bro
good crisp lager

Molsons = teh suck

got to go find the neighbor's dog and lick his ass to get the taste out of your mouth

 

[Stefka]

lol really? my folks are str8 WASPS and frown upon illegal consumption

I didn't know she smoked. I watched and then made sure she didn't fall down. She was fuckin with the stereo for like an hour - trying to play Celine Dion or something like that. It was strange.

 

[javaguru]

lol really? my folks are str8 WASPS and frown upon illegal consumption

Ma is a right wing evangelical and never saw my parents drink/party...ever...straight laced...

 

[Stefka]

Ma is a right wing evangelical and never saw my parents drink/party...ever...straight laced...

Well aren't you guys from such well-adjusted families.

 

[Gambino]

well fuck it
puttin on the night moves
sleep tight y'all

 

[PICK3]

Well aren't you guys from such well-adjusted families.

that's why JG is a sexual deviant

and by sexual deviant I mean Mo

 

[javaguru]

Well aren't you guys from such well-adjusted families.

LOL...I had the perfect leave it to beaver family....except for a total lack of communication between my parents. That was their only "dysfunction."

 

[PICK3]

I had the perfect leave it to beaver family

"Ward, haven't you been a little rough on the Beaver lately?"

 

[jh1]

got to go find the neighbor's dog and lick his ass to get the taste out of your mouth

Do you do this after every meal?

 

[PICK3]

Do you do this after every meal?

Yes

then I use his tail to floss