NKC members

[SoKlueles]

brans avatar is cute...looks like a walking alien penis

 

[obiwan9962]

brans avatar is a walking alien

 

[hamstershaver]

brans avatar is cute...looks like a walking alien penis

pervert

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah i guess I need to get my mind out of the gutter....




still looks like a walking alien penis

 

[obiwan9962]

we love you anyway soK

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I'm back...what'd I miss? Sorry I've been gone for so long...I'll throw lots in the collection plate as pennance for my absence.

 

[SC4EVA]

Whoa... im so behing on this!!!

 

[SoreArms]

I'm back...what'd I miss? Sorry I've been gone for so long...I'll throw lots in the collection plate as pennance for my absence.

Whoa! Welcome back.

Ok that makes 30 of us.

OAS
The Hallowed Pontiff
SoreArms
Nun Perverter
Mr. dB
Venerated Old Dude
tripleblonde
the glorified nipple
Canadianhitman
Collection Plate Enforcer
obiwan9962
The preacher
soklueles
The Vestal prioress
hamstershaver
church mouse
sawastea
The Holy Arch-Bishop
powerslave
Pious Vicar
Bran987
Revered Chief Mason
onerepmaximum
The Stacked Padre
superqt4u2nv
The innocent cleavage sister
KillahBee
Ascended Guardian of the Tabern
deteras1
The cherubic sin hound
The Ejaculator
The blessed semen
juicedpigtails
positive influence
hardrock
The righteous head honcho
FISHTALES
fish monk
strongsmartsexy
the Patriarch Deacon
WTLFTR
the righteous elder
SC4EVA
altar boy molestor
Bo-Den
The demonic head honcho flag bearer
Barak
Virtous Gospel pusher
Gymgurl
horny karmic nun
Whiskey
The Virtuous Cantor
TheOak01
The pubescent altar boy
MrsPuddlesFL
The avant-garde Mother Superior of liberal sex
Clean
The Certified Sermonizer
JohnnyMolson
The Vigilant and Watchful Eye

 

[Clean]

is that the complete list

 

[hamstershaver]

sorearms you have done a great job keeping the church in working order

 

[gonelifting]

I would like to be Honorary Member of the Karmic Church. Where do I sign?

Don`t tell me to "talk to OAS", he`s been missing since the big rains. Am I in or not?

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy approves of you

 

[SoreArms]

sorearms you have done a great job keeping the church in working order

Thanks bud



Requesting membership:
BrandonXJ, Turd Ferguson, sconoscuito, gonelifting

We need to get OAS back in here.

 

[The Wenis]

impressive, a church thread that lasted more than a day.

 

[SoreArms]

impressive, a church thread that lasted more than a day.

Dude, where have you been?

Update to the list, we now have 31 memebers.

OAS
The Hallowed Pontiff
SoreArms
Nun Perverter
Mr. dB
Venerated Old Dude
tripleblonde
the glorified nipple
Canadianhitman
Collection Plate Enforcer
obiwan9962
The preacher
soklueles
The Vestal prioress
hamstershaver
church mouse
sawastea
The Holy Arch-Bishop
powerslave
Pious Vicar
Bran987
Revered Chief Mason
onerepmaximum
The Stacked Padre
superqt4u2nv
The innocent cleavage sister
KillahBee
Ascended Guardian of the Tabern
deteras1
The cherubic sin hound
The Ejaculator
The blessed semen
juicedpigtails
positive influence
hardrock
The righteous head honcho
FISHTALES
fish monk
strongsmartsexy
the Patriarch Deacon
WTLFTR
the righteous elder
SC4EVA
altar boy molestor
Bo-Den
The demonic head honcho flag bearer
Barak
Virtous Gospel pusher
Gymgurl
horny karmic nun
Whiskey
The Virtuous Cantor
TheOak01
The pubescent altar boy
MrsPuddlesFL
The avant-garde Mother Superior of liberal sex
Clean
The Certified Sermonizer
JohnnyMolson
The Vigilant and Watchful Eye
TQpew
The Holy Friar

Any other straglers out there?

 

[canadianhitman]

I am checking in to work the collection plate.

 

[rpol]

Hey all had to reregister with a new name, formerly Barak-Virtous Gospel Pusher of the Karmic Church.

 

[SC4EVA]

Ok..Im in... Now give me some altar boy hole to pound

 

[bran987]

Dude, where have you been?

Update to the list, we now have 31 memebers.


Any other straglers out there?

It's nice to have everybody back

 

[wtlftr]

now that is a list of some good bros and broetts.

 

[Clean]

now that is a list of some good bros and broetts.

definitely

 

[hardrock]

So where's the confessional around this bitch?

 

[powerslave]

So where's the confessional around this bitch?

I think bran (our chief mason) is still building it out back. In the meantime we are using the shitter.

 

[wtlftr]

yeah, bran is a slacker. it should have been built awhile ago

 

[SoreArms]

I think bran (our chief mason) is still building it out back. In the meantime we are using the shitter.

Applicable since I feel cleansed of all sin each time i take a shit.

 

[bran987]

yeah, bran is a slacker. it should have been built awhile ago

It is taking longer than anticipated to install the dvd players, satellite TV's and playstation 2 gaming consoles in the confessionals.

With how much shit you all do, I figure they will be spending a good portion of their time absolving you, and will appreciate the entertainment.

Sorry for the delay, but The Hallowed Pontiff and The Holy Arch-Bishop must have only the best.

 

[MrMakaveli]

School has been kicking my ass but I'm still here.

Priase tha' Karma lord.

 

[SoreArms]

School has been kicking my ass but I'm still here.

Priase tha' Karma lord.

Welcome back brother

Karmalujah!

 

[Whiskey]

Okay everyone, lets all calm dowm so we can start practicing the new music for this upcoming weekend. The new song this week with be "Wind Beneath My Wings" inspired by OAS. ;-)

Whiskey

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i shall start singing tonight

 

[obiwan9962]

i shall start singing tonight

 

[The Wenis]

Dude, where have you been?

Any other straglers out there?

sorry for my tardiness. i have had an unusually high number of dickheads to keep out of jail lately.

 

[bran987]

sorry for my tardiness. i have had an unusually high number of dickheads to keep out of jail lately.

are you a lawyer? eventually our altar boy molestor will need legal protection, he seems especially horny this week.

 

[onerepmaximum]

sorry for my tardiness. i have had an unusually high number of dickheads to keep out of jail lately.

You're pushing it maing.

 

[sawastea]

Okay everyone, lets all calm dowm so we can start practicing the new music for this upcoming weekend. The new song this week with be "Wind Beneath My Wings" inspired by OAS. ;-)

Whiskey

I think any song by Bette Midler will suffice...

"The Rose" is another outstanding song

 

[tripleblonde]

anything interesting going on in here besides choir practice and confessional renovations?

 

[SoreArms]

anything interesting going on in here besides choir practice and confessional renovations?

Nun perverting, your turn

 

[SC4EVA]

are you a lawyer? eventually our altar boy molestor will need legal protection, he seems especially horny this week.

hmmm sweet altar boy cunt

 

[The Wenis]

are you a lawyer? eventually our altar boy molestor will need legal protection, he seems especially horny this week.

lawyer is such a dirty word, but yeah. and i don't defend pervs. unlike most lawyers i draw a line at what cases to take. he's on his own.

 

[wtlftr]

O_A_______S back from his sabattical yet?

 

[bran987]

lawyer is such a dirty word, but yeah. and i don't defend pervs. unlike most lawyers i draw a line at what cases to take. he's on his own.

you heard him sc4eva, better get yoself a chastity belt, I'll get right to work blacksmithing one. Until we find a slimeball attorney to protect you, the altar boys should probably stay with the stacked padre for protection. can't have the church under scrutiny!

 

[obiwan9962]

oas drop off the face of elite??

 

[Clean]

yeh i havent seen him in a while either

 

[Gymgurl]

Where is he???? Oh OAS.....where are you????

 

[hamstershaver]

Where is he???? Oh OAS.....where are you????

maybe hes spreading the word around the world

 

[SoKlueles]

Rip Oas

 

[Whiskey]

I have a feeling that OAS is a little shy of his solo during our upcoming performance this sunday in church. He is supposed to fart in high octave for over a minute!! I have faith in him that he'll come out and surprise us all. ;-)

Whiskey

 

[tripleblonde]

where is he????????

 

[Clean]

oh where, oh where can OAS be.

 

[powerslave]

I think bran (our chief mason) is still building it out back. In the meantime we are using the shitter.

Dammit, who left the floater in the confessional!

 

[tripleblonde]

oh where, oh where can OAS be.

lol

 

[tripleblonde]

seriously....i'm concerened for our dear founder.....

do we have a glorified detective or something?

 

[MrMakaveli]

He will rise again in 7 days, those who claim to be belieirvers will be tested until this point....

J/k. OAS where you at?

 

[bran987]

Maybe he is testing us to see how strong our faith is without a leader around. He is so wise.

 

[SoreArms]

In the mean time.......................

 

[bran987]

In the mean time.......................

In the mean time bor you're doing a good job keeping this ship from sinking!

cause you're the king of wishful thinking

 

[Whiskey]

Well!! I am quite dissapointed in all of you!! NO ONE showed up for this mornings ceremonies. I guess I can't say anything. I didn't wake up until noon. ;-) Ooops.

I do have to give sorearms his props for getting this all organized. I can see it now. OAS is on here everyday to see what new is being said about eveything and isn't saying a word just to give us a test in some way, like bran987 said.

Well, until he either decides to finally show up, get out of jail, or come out of a coma, I guess we can always play a game. Anyone up for a big ass game of 31 player monopoly???

Whiskey

 

[theoak01]

Ive been neglecting my duties as a NKC member lately,I wont let it happen again

 

[SoreArms]

icksnay on the eengray!


this != eekay edthray

 

[theoak01]

edited

 

[SoKlueles]

Sorearms your ass looks like my ex bfs hahahaha

 

[Whiskey]

SoKlueless, sorry to hear!! I once dated a girl who had more than normal butt hair, it wouldn't have been bad if it was short and blonde, but no, it had to be black. Ick. ;-)

Whiskey

 

[KillahBee]

My goddamn wireless Internet at my new apartment hasn't worked for 3 weeks! I have minimal opportunity at work to parouse EF, so I am in Ef withdrawal. this sucks.

 

[bran987]

SoKlueless, sorry to hear!! I once dated a girl who had more than normal butt hair, it wouldn't have been bad if it was short and blonde, but no, it had to be black. Ick. ;-)

Whiskey

Is it just me or does it seem like every thread on EF now is about ASS? And now Paulo is making some new Anal Rangers Coalition Force? I tried to show one of my friends EF last night and he refused to surf around because there were pictures of male crack everywhere.

Damn, Embar-ASS-ing

 

[SoreArms]

Is it just me or does it seem like every thread on EF now is about ASS? And now Paulo is making some new Anal Rangers Coalition Force? I tried to show one of my friends EF last night and he refused to surf around because there were pictures of male crack everywhere.

Damn, Embar-ASS-ing

My avi is a sort of protest to their new butt pirate club.

BTW
this is not my ass, I found this pic on the net (my ass is way harrier)

 

[hamstershaver]

sup members

 

[The Wenis]

Where is he???? Oh OAS.....where are you????

oas did not respond to my pm or emails so either he has been kidnapped by the anti-karma gods or he's just sulking over recent disputes.

 

[The Wenis]

Is it just me or does it seem like every thread on EF now is about ASS? And now Paulo is making some new Anal Rangers Coalition Force? I tried to show one of my friends EF last night and he refused to surf around because there were pictures of male crack everywhere.

Damn, Embar-ASS-ing

nothing wrong with ass. good ass makes world go around.

 

[SoreArms]

nothing wrong with ass. good ass makes world go around.

we're talking bout man ass here

 

[SC4EVA]

you heard him sc4eva, better get yoself a chastity belt, I'll get right to work blacksmithing one. Until we find a slimeball attorney to protect you, the altar boys should probably stay with the stacked padre for protection. can't have the church under scrutiny!

What life with out the manpussy??

 

[The Wenis]

we're talking bout man ass here

some people like that too

 

[bran987]

some people like that too

So it is true.. lawyers will screw ANYONE up the ass.

 

[hamstershaver]

very true

 

[The Wenis]

So it is true.. lawyers will screw ANYONE up the ass.

 

[tripleblonde]

So it is true.. lawyers will screw ANYONE up the ass.

lol

purty much

 

[Deterass]

So it is true.. lawyers will screw ANYONE up the ass.

Did you enjoy it?

 

[hamstershaver]

tb bring back your old avatars PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[tripleblonde]

tb bring back your old avatars PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

lol

my exhibitionism got me in trouble w/the bf

 

[BrandonXJ]

Thanks bud



Requesting membership:
BrandonXJ, Turd Ferguson, sconoscuito, gonelifting

We need to get OAS back in here.

cough, cough, cough....

 

[bran987]

cough, cough, cough....

persistance is valued in our church, good job.

 

[hamstershaver]

we could teach this one the right way huh bran

 

[bran987]

we could teach this one the right way huh bran

yep, ya never know who has the gift. I approve

 

[SC4EVA]

I am amazed out how dirty this chruch is!!

 

[tripleblonde]

I am amazed out how dirty this chruch is!!

lol

we have an alter boy molester
a nun perverter
horny nuns

yep, dirty seems appropriate

 

[theoak01]

I am amazed out how dirty this chruch is!!

you amazed yet your position in the church is to molest me

you sick little man you

 

[The Wenis]

for those wishing membership, i believe the requirements are a minimum of two green dots and 500 posts. then must be approved by oas and sawastea (used to be strongsmartsexy too, but he abandoned us).

oas is mia. but where is sawastea?

 

[bran987]

oas is mia. but where is sawastea?

He is The Great One. He is everywhere

 

[BrandonXJ]

for those wishing membership, i believe the requirements are a minimum of two green dots and 500 posts. then must be approved by oas and sawastea (used to be strongsmartsexy too, but he abandoned us).

oas is mia. but where is sawastea?

I've got the dots, I should have 500 by the end of the week!

 

[SoreArms]

I almost forgot to update the list,

OAS
The Hallowed Pontiff
SoreArms
Nun Perverter
Mr. dB
Venerated Old Dude
tripleblonde
the glorified nipple
Canadianhitman
Collection Plate Enforcer
obiwan9962
The preacher
soklueles
The Vestal prioress
hamstershaver
church mouse
sawastea
The Holy Arch-Bishop
powerslave
Pious Vicar
Bran987
Revered Chief Mason
onerepmaximum
The Stacked Padre
superqt4u2nv
The innocent cleavage sister
KillahBee
Ascended Guardian of the Tabern
deteras1
The cherubic sin hound
The Ejaculator
The blessed semen
juicedpigtails
positive influence
hardrock
The righteous head honcho
FISHTALES
fish monk
strongsmartsexy
the Patriarch Deacon
WTLFTR
the righteous elder
SC4EVA
altar boy molestor
Bo-Den
The demonic head honcho flag bearer
Barak = rpol
Virtous Gospel pusher
Gymgurl
horny karmic nun
Whiskey
The Virtuous Cantor
TheOak01
The pubescent altar boy
MrsPuddlesFL
The avant-garde Mother Superior of liberal sex
Clean
The Certified Sermonizer
JohnnyMolson
The Vigilant and Watchful Eye
TQpew
The Holy Friar
MrMakaveli
The unrelenting Cerberus

This gives us a grand total of 32 official members with 4 applications wating for review.

May the Karmic gods shine uppon thee!

Karmalujah my brothers!

 

[rpol]

A big Amen to that Bro

 

[hamstershaver]

who the hell is rpol???? i gotta start attending church more often

 

[SoreArms]

who the hell is rpol???? i gotta start attending church more often

Barak = rpol
Virtous Gospel pusher

 

[sawastea]

Anyone hear from O@S?

 

[hamstershaver]

i dont even remember barak, i need some memory pills

 

[obiwan9962]

triple blonde i want your old avatar back

 

[The Wenis]

Anyone hear from O@S?

oas=mia

you are the interim leader and you have membership applications to review.

 

[SoreArms]

oas=mia

you are the interim leader and you have membership applications to review.

 

[Whiskey]

Just checking in. Oh, and I third, fourth, and fifth the motion that tripleblonde change back her avatar. ;-)

Whiskey

 

[Clean]

Just checking in. Oh, and I third, fourth, and fifth the motion that tripleblonde change back her avatar. ;-)

Whiskey

yeh me too, damn it's late, time for bed

 

[gonelifting]

Do you guys make empty promises? I was told I`m "Honorary Member of The Karmic Church"

I still don`t see my name on the updated list.