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New Ephedrine FREE Methamphetamine!!!! 
Yes, that's right! No more dangerous ephedrine to worry about while you're getting stoned out on Crank!
This advanced formula takes advantage of proprietary technology that ads an Ethyl Carbonate (courtesy of Bill Robme) to crushed Monkey testicles (an exclusive Spider Monkey harvested in Algea farms overseas).
Unfortunately as a result of International Monkey Quotas supplies are limited so we recommend you buy all the Crank you can.
Monkeying Around Crank tm
Active Ingredients: Monkey Ball Extract, proprietary pixie dust and two winks and a fart.
Serving Suggestion: 100mg
For further information please call: 1-800-DIP-SHIT
Yes, that's right! No more dangerous ephedrine to worry about while you're getting stoned out on Crank!This advanced formula takes advantage of proprietary technology that ads an Ethyl Carbonate (courtesy of Bill Robme) to crushed Monkey testicles (an exclusive Spider Monkey harvested in Algea farms overseas).
Unfortunately as a result of International Monkey Quotas supplies are limited so we recommend you buy all the Crank you can.
Monkeying Around Crank tm
Active Ingredients: Monkey Ball Extract, proprietary pixie dust and two winks and a fart.
Serving Suggestion: 100mg
For further information please call: 1-800-DIP-SHIT
