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New Karma System, what do you think

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OK, since Karma means very little now that it can be purchased, unless you want to buy 'materialistic' evil things with it. Seems we should reverse the karma system, I blew all my karma immediately to be the first platbomber(target Lestat :evil: and other) but Ive noticed amazing acts of selflessness of wanting to give karma to others now, which really is what karma is all about. I just saw Tuc Biscuit give most of his K to soklu who wanted to give her K to hammy and others doing the same such as Crazyrussian and Spongebob considering the same...etc.

Seems to me that these people are showing what karma truly is all about. SO I say the lowest karma hits number is better and more virtuous. In fact right around 3103 K pts is optimal for transcendalism here on EF. Let us judge others by their length of time and postcount rather than by an artificial number but rather by how close they are to my actual karma number. I say karma is like cholesterol, the lower the better. Whose with me????? Give it all away and feel good about yourself for it, wash away those sins, be selfless, like youve been baptized and reborn. Hallelujah!!

edit, seems to be a slight problem with the virtuous giving away of the evil karma. I just realized that the karma will just be passed endlessly on infecting others who then must pass it on to someone else or face bad luck like some evil EF chain letter, someone has to become a receptacle for all that evil karma. So since this was my idea, I shall fall on my sword, take one for the team, get rid of all of that karma transfer it all to me and feel clean again, go ahead lay it on me, I can take it. May God have mercy my soul, OK, Im ready.
 
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What's been changed besides buying it?

Oh and made props to GS for his sheer marketing genius. It's like the Pet Rock of EF and people are buying it.
 
WODIN said:
What's been changed besides buying it?

Oh and made props to GS for his sheer marketing genius. It's like the Pet Rock of EF and people are buying it.


Tell me about it... I can imagine GS and his team locked up in a war room up at the EF offices doing a weekend long Brain Storm session, just figuring out ways to improve revenue.

It payed off nicely so far and Hey, Business is Business!!! As long as you have satisfied customers, it's all good

Besides you could BUY karma before... I saw that feature weeks ago. The only new thing is the enhanced bombs and the donation.
 
I want to use mine for tshirts and boxers
 
Some interesting points there BrothaBill.
I particularly like this part:

"I just saw Tuc Biscuit give most of his K to soklu who wanted to give her K to hammy and others doing the same such as Crazyrussian and Spongebob considering the same...etc.
Seems to me that these people are showing what karma truly is all about."

However, the rest is a joke bro. 3103 K pts is "optimal for transcendalism here on EF".
My ass it is. lol
Also as I prefer to call it, your "Cholesterol K Thesis" is at best amusing.

Acts of altruism such as giving away high volumes of K pts to another member is a worthy act, one that is a reward in itself by that very act.
 
BrothaBill said:
OK, since Karma means very little now that it can be purchased, unless you want to buy 'materialistic' evil things with it. Seems we should reverse the karma system, I blew all my karma immediately to be the first platbomber(target Lestat :evil: and other) but Ive noticed amazing acts of selflessness of wanting to give karma to others now, which really is what karma is all about. I just saw Tuc Biscuit give most of his K to soklu who wanted to give her K to hammy and others doing the same such as Crazyrussian and Spongebob considering the same...etc.

Seems to me that these people are showing what karma truly is all about. SO I say the lowest karma hits number is better and more virtuous. In fact right around 3103 K pts is optimal for transcendalism here on EF. Let us judge others by their length of time and postcount rather than by an artificial number but rather by how close they are to my actual karma number. I say karma is like cholesterol, the lower the better. Whose with me????? Give it all away and feel good about yourself for it, wash away those sins, be selfless, like youve been baptized and reborn. Hallelujah!!

edit, seems to be a slight problem with the virtuous giving away of the evil karma. I just realized that the karma will just be passed endlessly on infecting others who then must pass it on to someone else or face bad luck like some evil EF chain letter, someone has to become a receptacle for all that evil karma. So since this was my idea, I shall fall on my sword, take one for the team, get rid of all of that karma transfer it all to me and feel clean again, go ahead lay it on me, I can take it. May God have mercy my soul, OK, Im ready.


Hey BB do you remember who wanted to give her entire Karma away and to whom way before all this started?

LOL @ K like cholesterol, the lower the better..;) haha
 
Ladies, if I trade your Karma for T-Shirts and boxers, will you post pics wearing them? And how about the EF thong?

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Id get the boxers for the hambone and the tshirt for me:)
hmmmmm i didnt think bout thongs
hammy could wear those
 
George Spellwin said:
Ladies, if I trade your Karma for T-Shirts and boxers, will you post pics wearing them? And how about the EF thong?

5438685_F_store.jpg

I would wear the t-shirt. Not the thong. If you come out with "boy shorts" (I think the females can better explain what I am talking about), maybe.
 
SoKlueles said:
Id get the boxers for the hambone and the tshirt for me:)
hmmmmm i didnt think bout thongs
hammy could wear those


I think I'll pass on pics of a hampster in a thong.
 
nice try brothabill...

I wish you could have your 10,000 karma hits back.. my blackout didn't even last an hour.

Props on being the first G-platinum bomber though, you couldn't have picked a better target.
 
George Spellwin said:
I think I'll pass on pics of a hampster in a thong.
I think the rest of the board wants to see him in those:)

but seriously, using karma for a more realistic thing like clothes or whatever, is better than the buying it and stuff IMO
 
nycgirl said:
I would wear the t-shirt. Not the thong. If you come out with "boy shorts" (I think the females can better explain what I am talking about), maybe.
I like that idea better
boy shorts are cute
 
SoKlueles said:
I like that idea better
boy shorts are cute

I agree! If they decide to do it, a t-shirt will probably be worth 20,000 k. I have a long way to go to earn my shirt.

SoreArms - Thanks for the K! I'm one step closer to my t-shirt!
 
another board i go to once in a while is a MAtthew Good (hes a musician) board, and they have something similar to the karma system and theirs is really well done. Every 5 or so posts you make you get 1 "karma" point. You can then either give this "karma" point to someone else for a good post or something, or save it up. With this saved up points, you can purchase stuff at their online store, such as unrealsed tracks Matt Good has recorded, or other such cool stuff.

Perhaps on EF we can make a similar system, where you can trade 10,000 points and "purchase" the ability change something on your name or add something to your signature. Right now karma is just basically a meaningless number, when it has a ton of potential for something more

Edit: nevermind i just got the PM with all that karma stuff in it... please disregard
 
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Buying karma reminds me of the medieval Catholic church selling Indulgences.
"now for $10,000 you can whore around all you want, and God will look the other way"
 
JerseyArt donated 10000 karma to Jaded on 31-Mar-2005 - 09:53 AM
JerseyArt donated 60000 karma to Jaded on 31-Mar-2005 - 09:52 AM

That is a nice gesture from JA...
 
KARMA is the root of all evils on this site. Hence by becoming the lowest and most negative karma member. I am thus demonstrating the antithesis of all evil which is greem karma.
So the new system is the higher you are in karma, the more evil you are and the less a person should accept your posts.
THat is the way of Zen of karma
 
That is fine with me. Evil is my middle name and you don't want to see that part of me just yet.
 
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