Never Steal A Hacker's Computer

[hanselthecaretaker]

2:40 PM - December 27, 2010 by Marcus Yam - source: Gizmodo

This is what happens when you take a hacker's firstborn.


It goes without saying that you should never mess with a hacker. Stealing a hacker's computer would be like stealing his or her children.

Want to know what happens when a hacker gets his computer stolen? Check out this entertaining story that was relayed at DEF CON.

Skip ahead to 3:15 in the video to jump to the start of the story.




Damn that's awesome. If you know how to do shit like that you're set lol.

 

[bakemeacookie]

cliffs notes please.

c

 

[HollywoodSwole]

that was really long, but awesome. lolz @ 9:36 "I AM GONNA GET YOU. MOTHERFUCKER."

 

[EnderJE]

awesome story

 

[bakemeacookie]

cliffs notes since i have to do everything in life:

"a recent Defcon talk hosted by a hacker named Zoz, whose Quicksilver G4 was stolen over two years ago by a burglar named Melvin Guzman.

How did Zoz know Guzman was the perp? Easy: he had OpenDNS installed so when Guzman brought the Mac on line — two years later — he was able to SSH in. He also had VNC installed, which allowed him to see what the thief was doing on his machine.

And what was he doing? Mostly browsing countless porn sites with names like “elephantasses.com” as well as taking pictures of himself naked for online dating sites. Ultimately, Zoz was able to send the cops to the precise address of the guy who had stolen his G4 an entire country away, and recover it… but not before he consigned Guzman once and forever to the pantheon of stupid, stupid thieves."

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[uamaverick]

That was fairly amazing, lol

 

[nangiggles]

That was sheer awesomeness

 

[-SD-]

i actually watched the whole thing and didnt understand 90% of the technical shit he was talking about but thats easily the biggest owning of a computer thief ive ever seen.

 

[the_alcatraz]

That was awesome

 

[hardrock]

pretty sweet. Yeah, I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about either.

 

[uamaverick]

I did. Maybe I should kill myself for knowing all the steps he took

 

[SpyWizard]

42 seconds anyone else beat that??

 

[nangiggles]

I did. Maybe I should kill myself for knowing all the steps he took

I got it too and smiled at the brilliance of a simple key logger getting him all that info as well as the irony of the dude storing passwords where he controlled the password (keychain) that was gold xD

 

[-SD-]

if someone jacks my laptop i can kiss it the fuck goodbye

 

[nimbus]

never touch a black mans radio

 

[nangiggles]

if someone jacks my laptop i can kiss it the fuck goodbye

Some computers even come with face detection, finger print reader and low jack....

 

[just...v]

Lol @ the pics he took of himself. He's a porn star in his own mind.