Never eat again! And get Bigger and more Ripped

[distanced]

Ok check this out.

I talked with some guys from muscletech. Great guys! so full of knowledge and caring.
They say if I use all the money I spend on groceries and all my money from supplements, and just buy nitrotech, celltech, and mesotech I'll never have to eat food again.

I guess their products are so nutritious and so darn tasty that I'll be looking like greg kovaks if I just stay with muscletech from here on out!! Sounds like a plan to me!!

-Distanced

by the way, they said if I wanted more the in-season lee preist look, all I have to do is add hydroxycut! I'm sooooo excited, this is awesome.

 

[Mr.X]

Ok check this out.

I talked with some guys from muscletech. Great guys! so full of knowledge and caring.
They say if I use all the money I spend on groceries and all my money from supplements, and just buy nitrotech, celltech, and mesotech I'll never have to eat food again.

I guess their products are so nutritious and so darn tasty that I'll be looking like greg kovaks if I just stay with muscletech from here on out!! Sounds like a plan to me!!

-Distanced

by the way, they said if I wanted more the in-season lee preist look, all I have to do is add hydroxycut! I'm sooooo excited, this is awesome.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! got me LMFAO

yup that's the ticket

Mr.X

 

[prophet]

this is a joke right?

 

[distanced]

no way, they really care alot about us bodybuilders and want to see us all go pro! It's so great that there are such great compaies out there like muscletech!

-Distanced

 

[Manu]

Ok check this out.

I talked with some guys from muscletech. Great guys! so full of knowledge and caring.
They say if I use all the money I spend on groceries and all my money from supplements, and just buy nitrotech, celltech, and mesotech I'll never have to eat food again.

I guess their products are so nutritious and so darn tasty that I'll be looking like greg kovaks if I just stay with muscletech from here on out!! Sounds like a plan to me!!

-Distanced

by the way, they said if I wanted more the in-season lee preist look, all I have to do is add hydroxycut! I'm sooooo excited, this is awesome.

 

[kimbrcd]

This guy is not only taking their supplements, he is smoking them too.

 

[rez]

try it!

 

[distanced]

I'm missing food alread, do you think it would be ok to eat everyonce in a while? Just cause it tastes good and all, or do you think that would inhibit the results?

-Distanced

 

[Cobin]

I'm missing food alread, do you think it would be ok to eat everyonce in a while? Just cause it tastes good and all, or do you think that would inhibit the results?

-Distanced

It would hinder results my friend, stick to muscletech as your guide and you will be ripped silly!

 

[BigBarbarian-chargeback]

Stick to it man!! You are my inspiration!!! LOL!!!!

 

[Lumberg]

Does this mean no more ecdysterone, HMB, myostatin inhibitors, or Nitrovarin?

FUCK! Why do I always buy the SCAM supplements?

Thanks for the tip bro, sounds like I need to make another trip to GNC.

JC

 

[distanced]

Don't buy it from GNC! It may be a bit more expensive buying it direct, but just think of all the money that is going to the research of new products!

-Distanced

 

[Senior Woonaki]

i really hope this is a joke...

 

[Lumberg]

i really hope this is a joke...

JOKE? Jokes are for the Chat board! What are you, a ?

 

[Senior Woonaki]

good point. I should have given that ROAD KILL AS A PROTEIN SOURCE post from a week ago more attention... I am running out of chicken and fish...

 

[Manu]

 

[distanced]

day three, upped the celltech to 3 doses a day! Those meso shakes are making me feel invincible! I can't beleive it's been only 3 days and I'm already up 12lbs. My squats have gone from 275 to 435 and my bench went from 250 to 310 for reps.

I've been getting the hershey squirts pretty bad, but those great guys over at muscletech say it's just from the occasional time I've cheated and had any type of real food. I'm going to be trying really hard to just stick with the supplements.

It's kind of odd, I've noticed I'm losing quite a bit of hair in the shower, and my dick is getting thinner....but longer at the same time. I've been feeling kind of slow in the head if you know what I mean too.

I'll keep you all updated on my new diet as it progresses! Have fun staying small all you EAS and Prolab posers.

-Distanced

 

[Lumberg]

keep us updated bro.

 

[Songbird]

LMAO... That is classic.

 

[Mr.X]

This is too funny....

Mr.X

 

[distanced]

Everything's been going great, but I've noticed some strange blue back hair growing quite quickly. The little captain has been jumpin ship without any warnings lately too. kind of weird. I'll have to ask the bros at muscle tech about that one for sure. I mean all I have to do is shake a girls hand...and....kaboom off goes the big gun. Well I'm up another 2 pounds so I can't complain too much. I'll be sure to keep you guys posted on my awesome new diet!!
-Distanced

 

[bmit]

Distanced you are a funny mofo. You should really call MuscleTech and tell them your story. Be "serious" w/ them and tell us what they tell you. Sure their products are more expensive than TTokyo gear, but your results are extraordinary.

 

[distanced]

Hey bros,
My stomach's been hurting pretty bad lately, so I went to the doc to see what was up. He said he wanted to do a liver test and it seems I don't have a liver. At first this concerned me, but when I called my boys over at muscletech, they assured me that this just part of the game when it comes to being huge. I guess I over reacted. I feel much better. It's become really painfull to piss, but I'm getting huge!! can't wait to see how big I am this time next week!!
-Distanced

 

[TheMyth]

Damn, what would we do without MuscleTech! It's gotta be the greatest feeling in the world when you spend a couple hundred $$ on supplements and finding out 6 weeks later that they don't do shit. I think I'm just gonan wire my bank account to them so I can have this feeling year round!