NELLY - "is that your ass or ya mama have [reindeer?]?

[decem]

does he say fucking "reindeer"???

do reindeers have good asses or bad asses?

is that a compliment or a dis?

how could someone's mother have a reindeer?







best thread ever.. there it's already been said so don't bother fuckheads..

 

[MarthaStewart]

In my most humble opinion, you are having an "off" day.

That said, perhaps I give you too much credit and you never really had an "on" day.

Out of a possible two snaps, I don't think this thread merits even eve one half snap.

 

[decem]

In my most humble opinion, you are having an "off" day.

That said, perhaps I give you too much credit and you never really had an "on" day.

Out of a possible two snaps, I don't think this thread merits even eve one half snap.

there.. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT... an ORIGINAL response.. and not that gay ass "best thread ever"..

thank you..

side note - i'm always ON n**ga..

also... i was asking a serious question.. seriously (shut the fuck up aap).

 

[MarthaStewart]

I like how I snuck the word "eve" in there next to "even" and, like the movie Chicago, I never even saw it.

 

[decem]

which one was chicago? was that the fucking musical with zeta-jones, bridget jones (or whatever her real name is), big mama, and richard gere...


MISTER CELLOPHANE.. MISTER CELLOPHANE.. NOONE KNOWS MY NAME.. MISTER.. CELLOPHANE...

damn did that movie bite..

 

[MarthaStewart]

which one was chicago? was that the fucking musical with zeta-jones, bridget jones (or whatever her real name is), big mama, and richard gere...


MISTER CELLOPHANE.. MISTER CELLOPHANE.. NOONE KNOWS MY NAME.. MISTER.. CELLOPHANE...

damn did that movie bite..

Like I said, I ain't never seen it.
But yes, as far as I know, Martin Lawrence wasn't in it.

We see Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas here a lot since they live here. I have yet to had a chance to ask her if she prefers Diet Dr Pepper to the regular Dr Pepper.

But if the chance ever arises, I'm on it like a fat girl and cake.

 

[decem]

where the crap do you live again?

and why did you stop posting under your other handle?

and how do you know what drink she prefers? you a waiter now?

 

[MarthaStewart]

where the crap do you live again?

and why did you stop posting under your other handle?

and how do you know what drink she prefers? you a waiter now?

I live in Bermuda.

I've had a series of handles, and I don't know any of their passwords. I'm not entirely sure I even know the password for this one.

And I have no clue what drinks she prefers - but that is why I'm gonna ask. I'm like an investigative journalist, but much much much more interested in farm animals than most.
And I can only hope to someday be a waiter. We all have our dreams - I dare not set mine too high.

So decem, you got cancer or what?

 

[bodytemple75]

Who knows, or who even cares what the hell the clowns are rapping about in rap music videos. Maybe they are rapping about how dumb they spend their money, and come out broke off their ass?.....Wait,...maybe it's how they wear starter jersey's and 4x times pants on a not even xl large enough frame and think they are dressed "nice." I'm not a big fan of the whole "rap culture, as you may see...I think it's something we could have definately done without. I just don't think it ever showed or was based on anything "positive" to give, or stand for in the community. Sends out a bad message in my opinion. I'm just grateful I live in an area away from most of these clowns, & that nonsense. People here actually can phrase a whole sentence without "licking their lips" three times before finishing a whole sentence, and actually say a whole three to seven word sentence without saying...."Know what I'm sayi'n?" after every other, or few words. ..... If these people actually rappe'd about things besides killing, drugs, prostitution, hating whites, and other various crimes, and hostilities,...maybe I would feel different. Not saying every rapper does this,...but too many do/ have done. Let's face it. Now the one's that have made it into movies, ect... are all so squeaky clean and reformed. Sure. Anyway.... things are the way they are. For this I am grateful I am not really exposed to it (rap culture/ hip hop) often...

 

[GH Head]

Bro - no flame - But.... They're Mitchell and Ness jerseys and perhaps you should check your spelling there - before lobbing those stones Mr. Glass House. Your Country Grammar (Nelly Reference) is horrible. (licking my lips) KNow what I'm sayin?