Needto's Protein Bar Question

[strictly poontang]

Mixed up my first ever batch today. Have them in the fridge. Thing is, I found 6 pubic hairs in the mix. Since I didn't see them listed on the package, I'm assuming they weren't suppose to be there. I'm not complaining, just wondering the following:

1. How will these hairs change the macros? I am very strict on my nutritional counts.

2. Assuming these hairs came from needto, should I worry about pissing hot on a future urinalysis? If yes, how long until I can piss clean?

THIS WAS A JOKE. NEVER DID I THINK SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE IT SERIOUS. THOUGHT IT WAS FAR TO OUTLANDISH. BARS ARE GREAT AS A SIMPLE SEARCH AROUND WILL ATTEST TO NUMEROUS TESTIMONIALS.

 

[Captain FT]

Mixed up my first ever batch today. Have them in the fridge. Thing is, I found 6 pubic hairs in the mix. Since I didn't see them listed on the package, I'm assuming they weren't suppose to be there. I'm not complaining, just wondering the following:

1. How will these hairs change the macros? I am very strict on my nutritional counts.

2. Assuming these hairs came from needto, should I worry about pissing hot on a future urinalysis? If yes, how long until I can piss clean?

 

[Gawd]

Bet needto is watching his protein bar sales plummet right now.

 

[02-Z]

were the hairs in the powder mix, or in the mix after you had all the ingredients together?

 

[CajunSaint]

lol

 

[gstacker]

prolly seen the shipping address and chuckled a lil right before he dropt em in there...

 

[needtogetaas]

were the hairs in the powder mix, or in the mix after you had all the ingredients together?

Its a joke bro.. Not a very funny one ether but O well.

 

[02-Z]

Its a joke bro.. Not a very funny one ether but O well.

Guess I'm slow.

 

[websy21]

Its a joke bro.. Not a very funny one ether but O well.

Yeah, no shit! Some people's kids.... lol