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Re: So Dos Anny One Know What Bigmann Is Talking About.no.i Didnt Think So

RottenWillow said:
The 4th period bell rang already. You better get to class before you get detention, homie.
SORRY CANT SEE WHAT YOU SAID.DIKE.
 
redguru said:
I need some chum in the water, where's ExoticIslandTranny and 1_more_repetitive_smiley.
they will be slain the second they poke their pointy heads in here. i swear they are some of gods shoddiest work.
 
Would any of you good bros like to see an exerpt from one of bigmans PM's to another member that he stupidly trusted not to forward it to me immediately?
 
Re: So Dos Anny One Know What Bigmann Is Talking About.no.i Didnt Think So

needtogetas said:
BIGMANN245 THIS IS FOR YOU YOU PEACE OF SHIT.
bigmann245.I cant beleave the shit you will do,and the bull shit you will come up with to protact this asshole medicj.you can make up all the fake pms you want bro.it ant hard anny one can take a quot from me and tern it into what ever they want.but let me say this.if I was trying to plote something aganst jake shit then how come you and medicj are the only one saying it.how come you are the two of you are the only two that know annything.is there anny one out there that I pm'ed about this no.dos anny one have anny fucking Idie what you are talking about know.is there anny one anny where on this bord besids you and medic that can atast to this.no there isent.
what realy hapend here is.I was youre friend I tried to help you and give you and medicj the benafit off the dubt"when I should have just lissen to jackshit from the start"but then youre girlfriend medicj couldent shut here fucking mouth when talking to my wife.I gave you and her a chance to make it right and nether of you would so I told you and here and the rest of the bourd that I will be bombing here ass evry day and reding her evry day right along with jackshit.so you made me youre enamy to right along with jackshit.once you knew that I was pissed at her and at you you came up with this story.I must say that it is a pritty good story.by telling this elabrit story you were hope that the 2 people that you pissed off"me and jackshit"would go at it and fight with echother.so I will say again.I have to give you creddit this is a fucking dousy of a line of bullshit,but it lakes one thing.the proff that I pm'nd a sigle person beside you and youre girlfriend medicj about a hit on jackshit.sherly if I was ploting aganst him and there was going to be a big hit on him some one beside you and youre fuckbuddy would have herd from me about it.
I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO.SO POST ALL THE FAKE BULL SHIT YOU WANT THIS IS THE TRUTH.YOU LIED TO GET ME AND JACKSHIT TO FIGHT,BUT IT DIDNT WORK.WHY BECOUSE THERE IS NO ONE HERE THAT KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TAKE ABOUT BUT YOU AND THE STOPID BROUD THAT HELPED YOU COME UP WITH IT.
HAVE A NICE DAY BITCH.

Online!

I merged the two threads together as not to clutter the board up with redundant threads.

I especially like the "Online!" part.
 
redguru said:
I need some chum in the water, where's ExoticIslandTranny and 1_more_repetitive_smiley.

lol @ 1_more_smiley :verygood:.

damn jack shitt must be loving this...he hates needto and bigmann, and they are arguing with each other and bombs away on each other. :rolleyes: what happened to peace?

btw red did you read my PM to you? or did you just delete it before reading it when you saw my name? :(
 
jack_schitt said:
This makes me happy :)

needtogetas platinumbombed bigmann245 on 02-Oct-2005 - 09:47 PM


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jack_schitt said:
Would any of you good bros like to see an exerpt from one of bigmans PM's to another member that he stupidly trusted not to forward it to me immediately?


Just edit out the forwarding member's name to protect their privacy unless they have given you the go ahead.
 
HumanTarget said:
they will be slain the second they poke their pointy heads in here. i swear they are some of gods shoddiest work.


WTF? :lmao:

For real, are those two that unpopular? Why? PM me if necessary.
 
1_more_rep said:
lol @ 1_more_smiley :verygood:.

damn jack shitt must be loving this...he hates needto and bigmann, and they are arguing with each other and bombs away on each other. :rolleyes: what happened to peace?
Candace, wtf are you doing in here cluttering the thread with your obnoxious over use of smileys and feminine emotions????
 
AAP said:
Just edit out the forwarding member's name to protect their privacy unless they have given you the go ahead.

I actually had to edit out a little more, but heres the general idea:


believe me if your on jack schitts side your going to find yourself banned as well. jack schitt is 1 post away from being banned forever. dont fuck with me.
 
HumanTarget said:
Candace, wtf are you doing in here cluttering the thread with your obnoxious over use of smileys and feminine emotions????

FUCKING everytime you come up with a new girly name! lol :redhot:

are you STILL jealous you were never in your HS homecoming court as king? :rolleyes:
 
AAP said:
WTF? :lmao:

For real, are those two that unpopular? Why? PM me if necessary.
i never actually thought i could hate someone from the internet until i met EIG. and 1 Rep is the EF equivalent to "Ducky" from any Molly Ringwald flick. you have to see his Homecoming thread.
 
1_more_rep said:
FUCKING everytime you come up with a new girly name! lol :redhot:

are you STILL jealous you were never in your HS homecoming court as king? :rolleyes:
yeah, you got me, Samantha. i'm still rattled over being spurned as homecoming queef. *sigh* you didn't even win yet , Bitch!
 
needtogetas said:
bigmann245.I cant beleave the shit you will do,and the bull shit you will come up with to protact this asshole medicj.you can make up all the fake pms you want bro.it ant hard anny one can take a quot from me and tern it into what ever they want.but let me say this.if I was trying to plote something aganst jake shit then how come you and medicj are the only one saying it.how come you are the two of you are the only two that know annything.is there anny one out there that I pm'ed about this no.dos anny one have anny fucking Idie what you are talking about know.is there anny one anny where on this bord besids you and medic that can atast to this.no there isent.
what realy hapend here is.I was youre friend I tried to help you and give you and medicj the benafit off the dubt"when I should have just lissen to jackshit from the start"but then youre girlfriend medicj couldent shut here fucking mouth when talking to my wife.I gave you and her a chance to make it right and nether of you would so I told you and here and the rest of the bourd that I will be bombing here ass evry day and reding her evry day right along with jackshit.so you made me youre enamy to right along with jackshit.once you knew that I was pissed at her and at you you came up with this story.I must say that it is a pritty good story.by telling this elabrit story you were hope that the 2 people that you pissed off"me and jackshit"would go at it and fight with echother.so I will say again.I have to give you creddit this is a fucking dousy of a line of bullshit,but it lakes one thing.the proff that I pm'nd a sigle person beside you and youre girlfriend medicj about a hit on jackshit.sherly if I was ploting aganst him and there was going to be a big hit on him some one beside you and youre fuckbuddy would have herd from me about it.
I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO.SO POST ALL THE FAKE BULL SHIT YOU WANT THIS IS THE TRUTH.YOU LIED TO GET ME AND JACKSHIT TO FIGHT,BUT IT DIDNT WORK.WHY BECOUSE THERE IS NO ONE HERE THAT KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TAKE ABOUT BUT YOU AND THE STOPID BROUD THAT HELPED YOU COME UP WITH IT.
HAVE A NICE DAY BITCH.
REALY THIS IS ALL I NEED TO SAY.THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN SAY TO THIS.HE CAN MAKE ALL THE FAKE PM;S HE WANTS BUT,IF THERE WAS GOING TO BE A HIT HOW COME KNOW ONE BUT HIM AND HIS PICKLE SMOOCHING MEDIC KNOW ANNYTHING ABOUT IT.AT FIRST I WAS HIS FRIEND HE SENT ME A COPLE OF DISC IN THE MALE"BTW BIGMAN YOU SENT IT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE DONT THINK I WOULD EVER GIVE YOU MY ADRISS"SENCE I WAS HIS FRIEND HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM AND STOP JACKSHIT FROM REDING HIM AND MEDIC.SO I SAID I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.I SENT A PM TO JAKE ASKING HIM IF THERE WAS SOME THING I COULD DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.JACK SAID NO HE WAS GOINT TO KEEP REDING HIM.WELL THAT WAS THE END OF IT FOR ME.I NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT TO JACKSHIT.AND I CUNTINOUD TO BE FRIENDS WITH JACK AND GIVE HIM GREAN ALL THE TIME.THEN BITCH BOYS GIRLFRIEND STARTED SHIT WITH ME WIFE SO I SAID I WAS GOING TO START BOMBING HER JUST LIKE JACK DOS.SO HE MADE UP THIS LINE OF BULL SHIT TO GET US FIGHTING.WHEN WHAT WE ALL SHOULD BE DOING IS BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THE 2 OF THEASE PRICKS FOR TRYING TO START ALL THIS TROUBLE.
BTW JACKSHIT YOU WERE RIGHT LIKE YOU SAID IN OUR PMS.THESES 2 OUR NOTHING BUT TRUBLE MAKERS AND I HOPE YOU DONT BELEAVE A WORD OF THERE BULL SHIT,SENCE THERE IS NO PROFF AND IT WOULD BE JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.TO GET ME AND YOU FIGHTING INSTED OF ME AND YOU BOMBING THEM. ;)
 
needtogetas said:
REALY THIS IS ALL I NEED TO SAY.THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN SAY TO THIS.HE CAN MAKE ALL THE FAKE PM;S HE WANTS BUT,IF THERE WAS GOING TO BE A HIT HOW COME KNOW ONE BUT HIM AND HIS PICKLE SMOOCHING MEDIC KNOW ANNYTHING ABOUT IT.AT FIRST I WAS HIS FRIEND HE SENT ME A COPLE OF DISC IN THE MALE"BTW BIGMAN YOU SENT IT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE DONT THINK I WOULD EVER GIVE YOU MY ADRISS"SENCE I WAS HIS FRIEND HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM AND STOP JACKSHIT FROM REDING HIM AND MEDIC.SO I SAID I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.I SENT A PM TO JAKE ASKING HIM IF THERE WAS SOME THING I COULD DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.JACK SAID NO HE WAS GOINT TO KEEP REDING HIM.WELL THAT WAS THE END OF IT FOR ME.I NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT TO JACKSHIT.AND I CUNTINOUD TO BE FRIENDS WITH JACK AND GIVE HIM GREAN ALL THE TIME.THEN BITCH BOYS GIRLFRIEND STARTED SHIT WITH ME WIFE SO I SAID I WAS GOING TO START BOMBING HER JUST LIKE JACK DOS.SO HE MADE UP THIS LINE OF BULL SHIT TO GET US FIGHTING.WHEN WHAT WE ALL SHOULD BE DOING IS BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THE 2 OF THEASE PRICKS FOR TRYING TO START ALL THIS TROUBLE.
BTW JACKSHIT YOU WERE RIGHT LIKE YOU SAID IN OUR PMS.THESES 2 OUR NOTHING BUT TRUBLE MAKERS AND I HOPE YOU DONT BELEAVE A WORD OF THERE BULL SHIT,SENCE THERE IS NO PROFF AND IT WOULD BE JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.TO GET ME AND YOU FIGHTING INSTED OF ME AND YOU BOMBING THEM. ;)
the green light is your caps lock.......
 
1_more_rep said:
FUCKING everytime you come up with a new girly name! lol :redhot:

are you STILL jealous you were never in your HS homecoming court as king? :rolleyes:
you're going to get a vitamin deficiency from all that darkness........
 
EIG and her fake avatars. She puts EIG on 'her' picture, but it looks like she did it with MSPaint, no shading, and the lettering overwrote her clothing.
 
needtogetas said:
REALY THIS IS ALL I NEED TO SAY.THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN SAY TO THIS.HE CAN MAKE ALL THE FAKE PM;S HE WANTS BUT,IF THERE WAS GOING TO BE A HIT HOW COME KNOW ONE BUT HIM AND HIS PICKLE SMOOCHING MEDIC KNOW ANNYTHING ABOUT IT.AT FIRST I WAS HIS FRIEND HE SENT ME A COPLE OF DISC IN THE MALE"BTW BIGMAN YOU SENT IT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE DONT THINK I WOULD EVER GIVE YOU MY ADRISS"SENCE I WAS HIS FRIEND HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM AND STOP JACKSHIT FROM REDING HIM AND MEDIC.SO I SAID I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.I SENT A PM TO JAKE ASKING HIM IF THERE WAS SOME THING I COULD DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.JACK SAID NO HE WAS GOINT TO KEEP REDING HIM.WELL THAT WAS THE END OF IT FOR ME.I NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT TO JACKSHIT.AND I CUNTINOUD TO BE FRIENDS WITH JACK AND GIVE HIM GREAN ALL THE TIME.THEN BITCH BOYS GIRLFRIEND STARTED SHIT WITH ME WIFE SO I SAID I WAS GOING TO START BOMBING HER JUST LIKE JACK DOS.SO HE MADE UP THIS LINE OF BULL SHIT TO GET US FIGHTING.WHEN WHAT WE ALL SHOULD BE DOING IS BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THE 2 OF THEASE PRICKS FOR TRYING TO START ALL THIS TROUBLE.
BTW JACKSHIT YOU WERE RIGHT LIKE YOU SAID IN OUR PMS.THESES 2 OUR NOTHING BUT TRUBLE MAKERS AND I HOPE YOU DONT BELEAVE A WORD OF THERE BULL SHIT,SENCE THERE IS NO PROFF AND IT WOULD BE JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.TO GET ME AND YOU FIGHTING INSTED OF ME AND YOU BOMBING THEM. ;)
i know it sounds crazy, but i believe him yo.......
 
HumanTarget said:
yeah, you got me, Samantha. i'm still rattled over being spurned as homecoming queef. *sigh* you didn't even win yet , Bitch!

i am going to let YOU know personally as soon as i win human! :evil: then you can be extra jealous.

and the dark is ok, Fear it! :evil:
 
needtogetas said:
REALY THIS IS ALL I NEED TO SAY.THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN SAY TO THIS.HE CAN MAKE ALL THE FAKE PM;S HE WANTS BUT,IF THERE WAS GOING TO BE A HIT HOW COME KNOW ONE BUT HIM AND HIS PICKLE SMOOCHING MEDIC KNOW ANNYTHING ABOUT IT.AT FIRST I WAS HIS FRIEND HE SENT ME A COPLE OF DISC IN THE MALE"BTW BIGMAN YOU SENT IT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE DONT THINK I WOULD EVER GIVE YOU MY ADRISS"SENCE I WAS HIS FRIEND HE ASKED ME IF I COULD HELP HIM AND STOP JACKSHIT FROM REDING HIM AND MEDIC.SO I SAID I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.I SENT A PM TO JAKE ASKING HIM IF THERE WAS SOME THING I COULD DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.JACK SAID NO HE WAS GOINT TO KEEP REDING HIM.WELL THAT WAS THE END OF IT FOR ME.I NEVER SAID ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT TO JACKSHIT.AND I CUNTINOUD TO BE FRIENDS WITH JACK AND GIVE HIM GREAN ALL THE TIME.THEN BITCH BOYS GIRLFRIEND STARTED SHIT WITH ME WIFE SO I SAID I WAS GOING TO START BOMBING HER JUST LIKE JACK DOS.SO HE MADE UP THIS LINE OF BULL SHIT TO GET US FIGHTING.WHEN WHAT WE ALL SHOULD BE DOING IS BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THE 2 OF THEASE PRICKS FOR TRYING TO START ALL THIS TROUBLE.
BTW JACKSHIT YOU WERE RIGHT LIKE YOU SAID IN OUR PMS.THESES 2 OUR NOTHING BUT TRUBLE MAKERS AND I HOPE YOU DONT BELEAVE A WORD OF THERE BULL SHIT,SENCE THERE IS NO PROFF AND IT WOULD BE JUST WHAT THEY WANTED.TO GET ME AND YOU FIGHTING INSTED OF ME AND YOU BOMBING THEM. ;)


Jack has been saying all along that these two were trouble and I agreed with him.
 
redguru said:
EIG and her fake avatars. She puts EIG on 'her' picture, but it looks like she did it with MSPaint, no shading, and the lettering overwrote her clothing.
you devious son of a bitch! look at the big brain on RED!
 
1_more_rep said:
lol @ 1_more_smiley :verygood:.

damn jack shitt must be loving this...he hates needto and bigmann, and they are arguing with each other and bombs away on each other. :rolleyes: what happened to peace?

btw red did you read my PM to you? or did you just delete it before reading it when you saw my name? :(
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE.JACKSHIT DOS NOT HATE ME.WERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT.HERE HAVE ANOTHER BOMB.SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH.
 
needtogetas said:
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE.JACKSHIT DOS NOT HATE ME.WERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT.HERE HAVE ANOTHER BOMB.SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH.
lmao @ Needto doing his Ted Kaczinsky impersonation!!!!!!!!
 
needtogetas said:
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE.JACKSHIT DOS NOT HATE ME.WERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT.HERE HAVE ANOTHER BOMB.SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH.


lol
 
Check out my badass looking posts, homies. :vanp:



Does it look better with this color or the red? I love this shit!


Needto, didnt mean to hurt your feelings homie, but you get too absorbed in this website.

NO ONE HAD BETTER BUY THIS BLACK OUT SHIT OFF ME. THIS ROCKS

 
1_more_rep said:
i am going to let YOU know personally as soon as i win human! :evil: then you can be extra jealous.

and the dark is ok, Fear it! :evil:
i'll get you some B vitamins just in case, Brandy.
 
RottenWillow said:
Check out my badass looking posts, homies. :vanp:



Does it look better with this color or the red? I love this shit!


Needto, didnt mean to hurt your feelings homie, but you get too absorbed in this website.

NO ONE HAD BETTER BUY THIS BLACK OUT SHIT OFF ME. THIS ROCKS


:sawastea:
 
RottenWillow said:
Check out my badass looking posts, homies. :vanp:



Does it look better with this color or the red? I love this shit!


Needto, didnt mean to hurt your feelings homie, but you get too absorbed in this website.

NO ONE HAD BETTER BUY THIS BLACK OUT SHIT OFF ME. THIS ROCKS

RW is hot.
 
redguru said:
EIG and her fake avatars. She puts EIG on 'her' picture, but it looks like she did it with MSPaint, no shading, and the lettering overwrote her clothing.


WHAT??

God, I don't know what I should feel. Sad that all the time I post on EF I don't notice shit like this or keep track of people like this or amazed that you guys can remember all this shit. I gotta start writing this shit down somewhere.

My next request for Logician is the option to keep "mod notes" on each member. That way we can keep track of shit like this.

I seriously can't keep up with all the drama on here.

Didn't EIG have another name awhile back?
 
AAP said:
WHAT??

God, I don't know what I should feel. Sad that all the time I post on EF I don't notice shit like this or keep track of people like this or amazed that you guys can remember all this shit. I gotta start writing this shit down somewhere.

My next request for Logician is the option to keep "mod notes" on each member. That way we can keep track of shit like this.

I seriously can't keep up with all the drama on here.

Didn't EIG have another name awhile back?

Yeah, that account was banned. Can't remember the name. But she was putting up more useless threads than Omega on PCT.
 
redguru said:
Yeah, that account was banned. Can't remember the name. But she was putting up more useless threads than Omega on PCT.
oh! YES! get Omega in here! i'll whip up a batch of body stew!
 
jack_schitt said:
What needto says is true. I have the PM's to prove it.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT PEOPLE.BIGMANN245 IS A TRUBLE MAKER WHOS TIME HAS RUN OUT.SHERE ITS GRATE TO HAVE FUN AND FLAME,BUT TO SAY AND DO THE SHIT HIM AND MEDICKJ WERE DOING IS BULL SHIT.TRYING TO CAME IN HERE AND GET ALL THEAS PEOPLE AGAINST ECHOTHR.
 
where the fuck is 1 more Schlep??? i guess we ran everyone outta here like a bunch of machete wielding Rawandans........
 
needtogetas said:
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT PEOPLE.BIGMANN245 IS A TRUBLE MAKER WHOS TIME HAS RUN OUT.SHERE ITS GRATE TO HAVE FUN AND FLAME,BUT TO SAY AND DO THE SHIT HIM AND MEDICKJ WERE DOING IS BULL SHIT.TRYING TO CAME IN HERE AND GET ALL THEAS PEOPLE AGAINST ECHOTHR.

Where is ol' TINY and his bearded lady anyway?
 
EIG is supposedly in the Houston Area, so it makes up an evacuation thread before Rita even gets into the Gulf of Mexico, and takes off because the weatherman told it to do so. When it gets questioned about watching the weatherman on the tv news, she posts a link to Tim Deegan, the weatherman for FirstCoastNews in Jacksonville. The when Frisky offers it help in platchat for evacuation it totally disses her. Something definately rotten in Perk..I mean tranny land.
 
where the fuck is ForeignGirl?? she was getting kicked around earlier by some of these cats. probably whipping up some Baba Ganoush........
 
redguru said:
EIG is supposedly in the Houston Area, so it makes up an evacuation thread before Rita even gets into the Gulf of Mexico, and takes off because the weatherman told it to do so. When it gets questioned about watching the weatherman on the tv news, she posts a link to Tim Deegan, the weatherman for FirstCoastNews in Jacksonville. The when Frisky offers it help in platchat for evacuation it totally disses her. Something definately rotten in Perk..I mean tranny land.
she needs to go back to the massage parlor that spawned her........
 
Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
you work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.
 
needtogetas said:
+10
why would he even show his face in here ever again.he has nothing.no one can vouch for his storey but him and his alter medick.


Wait, wait, what about Tinytank??
 
this is awesome. i get lead post again! is it that late? where the fuck are the usual suspects???
 
HumanTarget said:
Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
you work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.

Where the fuck did that come from?
 
redguru said:
Tinytank? Didn't he go to Spain looking for kitty and wind up in a bed with four guys?
yes. he did. it was the greatest night of his life. be right back, i just saw a fast twitch thread, gonna go tell him to fuck off.........
 
StickFigure said:
15 pages of utter geighness!! I can't believe it.

The boards went from being dead to being stupid in 1 thread. :rolleyes:
no shit,LOCK THIS SHIT,or I,m calling Digger,lol
 
StickFigure said:
15 pages of utter geighness!! I can't believe it.

The boards went from being dead to being stupid in 1 thread. :rolleyes:
bor.........let us have our fun...
 
HumanTarget said:
where the fuck is 1 more Schlep??? i guess we ran everyone outta here like a bunch of machete wielding Rawandans........

i'm still here. Nothing like doing physics homework on a sunday night. :worried:
 
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