ceo said:wedding in spokane last weekend of july. wedding in seattle first weekend in aug. Probably stay in Vancouver with wifey's folks. We'll have the new baby. I should stop by PuddleMonkey's place! I doubt I'll have any free time in Seattle. I'll be with family all the time, and only be there a day or two.
SaladFork said:Who said coffee shop?
SaladFork said:I would drive down to V-Town to see you guys.
ceo said:Let's hook it up. No pictures though. My agent would get pissed.
ceo said:Let's hook it up. No pictures though. My agent would get pissed.

ceo said:Where's Puddlemonkey? still banging out his ex? Lazy bastard!
SaladFork said:He cheating on his fleshlight again?
Beachboy6294 said:Thanks bro for the K and you motivated me to go knockout some cardio at the gym! It was great to come home and see K!!
ceo said:cardio is for girls...and fatties like alcatraz!!
Beachboy6294 said:LMAO!!!!
You don't look like you need much cardi saladfork! I've been trying to hit 30-50 mins a day 5 days a week with my diet to lean up.

repost!javaguru said:Lol...my last serious ex was an evangelical.....we did four dates in one Sunday. The first was the church date, the second lunch, the third a walk in the park and the last was watching the movie,"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" at the dollar theatre.
PS I think you love Jesus.
ceo said:cardio is for girls...and fatties like alcatraz!!
Thanks have a good time.SaladFork said:Who said coffee shop?
SaladFork said:I moved both my couches, my TV and all the furniture into a smaller part of the house, lugged all the weights from the garage into the house. Now I stumble over them as I walk out of my office... I'm forced to look at weights anywhere I move in the house. Lift, lift, lift... I still want more stuff, waiting for PM to hook a brotha up with a calve machine lol.
curvymommy said:Kinda big but here's my best prospect:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/spo/674539295.html
curvymommy said:Kinda big but here's my best prospect:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/spo/674539295.html
GUARDIAN said:just be yourself. (didnt read all the pages to c if this was suggested already). that is the best date plan. if u have to "put on airs" or plan the perfect date to woo her then she aint 4 u. it should come naturally and from your soul. she will dig ya.
SaladFork said:She said she's nervous lol... She’s very low maintenance… From what I can tell, she’s all about the weights and getting her pro card. I think she can also help me push my body further. I found a quite a bit of inspiration in her stories she has told me.
I will let you know how it went…![]()
SaladFork said:I have a date tomorrow and I’m a horrible date planner. Usually average girls are easy, they can eat anywhere and anything so dates are simple to plan. The problem is, she’s on a comp diet and can’t really eat anything at a restaurant. I checked every place I know of for tickets to something cool, like a show or something but tomorrow nothing’s happening. So what wtf should we do, I’m drawing a blank.
I know there is other cool stuff out there to do minus, bars, clubs, or going out to eat. I’m just a dumbass and can’t think of anything. 50,000 k to the best suggestion plus I might send you a pic of the girl.
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silverstar1025 said:She is a cutie!! You stud always get hot girlfriends![]()
SaladFork said:I surprise myself sometimes lol…![]()
SaladFork said:I surprise myself sometimes lol…![]()
rudeboyja said:Damn I just read a bunch of this. some of y'all muthafucka's are pathetic.
If you're sweatin it like this you will probably miss anyway. Truthfully it doesn't matter where you go if there's chemistry. That said, too bad it's not football or hoops season, but a baseball game would do
rudeboyja said:Damn I just read a bunch of this. some of y'all muthafucka's are pathetic.
If you're sweatin it like this you will probably miss anyway. Truthfully it doesn't matter where you go if there's chemistry. That said, too bad it's not football or hoops season, but a baseball game would do
silverstar1025 said:I have yet to see you post a pic of a girl that wasn't very pretty.

the_alcatraz said:holy-frickin-e-flirt-alert!!!!![]()
silverstar1025 said:Well they don't call you rudeboy for nothing do they?
blueta2 said:Nothing like sweating like a pig on a 1st date
silverstar1025 said:It's true I have seen his old gf pics... hotties!
SaladFork said:Thanks pimp~!![]()
SaladFork said:Damn what an amazing women, I have never met anyone like her. Date was a total success, was so nice and chill. We clicked on to many levels, it was pretty scary how much stuff we have in common. Nice to talk to a girl about the stuff i'm into and have her also be into it and know WAY more than I do. This could be my next serious girl friend. She had to go workout and I have work to do before tomorrow, we will be going out again.
SF is HAPPY!
SaladFork said:Damn what an amazing women, I have never met anyone like her. Date was a total success, was so nice and chill. We clicked on to many levels, it was pretty scary how much stuff we have in common. Nice to talk to a girl about the stuff i'm into and have her also be into it and know WAY more than I do. This could be my next serious girl friend. She had to go workout and I have work to do before tomorrow, we will be going out again.
SF is HAPPY!
SaladFork said:Damn what an amazing women, I have never met anyone like her. Date was a total success, was so nice and chill. We clicked on to many levels, it was pretty scary how much stuff we have in common. Nice to talk to a girl about the stuff i'm into and have her also be into it and know WAY more than I do. This could be my next serious girl friend. She had to go workout and I have work to do before tomorrow, we will be going out again.
SF is HAPPY!

I am so glad you had fun!!! I went to Nordstrom and thought of you. Beachboy6294 said:Awesome but oh shit!!! The one time I came home saying the same stuff I ended up marrying her!!
curvymommy said:
I am so glad you had fun!!! I went to Nordstrom and thought of you.
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SaladFork said:Damn, easy way to blow 200k worth of Karma lol... Thanks for all the help guys, lots of great ideas. I saved them for my future dates...
I usually just go there to see what's in style and then aquire it cheaper elsewhere. On occasion I do fall in love with something and have to have it!SaladFork said:Hehe, I love that place! Minus buying one outfit cost 500 bux without shoes.![]()
SaladFork said:I know I will get shit for saying this but damn this girl could be the one. I'm not one for marriage but that fuggin body is off the HOOK, by far ten folds the best body out of any girl I have ever been with. Coupled with fitness knowledge, very pretty, very petite and a great personality she's got it going on!
How long have you been married?
curvymommy said:I usually just go there to see what's in style and then aquire it cheaper elsewhere. On occasion I do fall in love with something and have to have it!
I did get some MAC cosmetics though and of course browse through some $300 high heels, lol!
Beachboy6294 said:I hate to bust your bubble but I just got divorced!! We were the same way as your saying she was in fitness competitions here and everything clicked. She was 20 and I was 29 when we got together but she acted alot older. Then after our first kid shit changed and we started drifting apart and after the second it was over!
SaladFork said:Oh no bro, sorry to hear that!!!![]()
SF comes back to reality now lol.
Beachboy6294 said:It's all good I got my balls back now but lost everything else!!

SaladFork said:I don't mind starting over, I had to do that also... gave my ex EVERYTHING down to the Sonicare she bought me for our first Christmas. She didn't get the dogs though.![]()
jack sparrow said:Wake
Hunt
Eat
Impregnate
Sleep
Repeat
Beachboy6294 said:Yes it sucks when I go pick up my daughters for the weekend and I have to wait for her to get their stuff together sitting in the leather recliner that was my fathers day gift watching my plasma tv listening to the bose surround sound speakers I bought!! Just not fair!!
SaladFork said:Wake - Make 5 egg whites and 1/2 cup of Oatmeal
Hunt - I hunt for poon, money and gear, not food lol
Eat - 3 chicken breast dry, 1 cup of brown rice, 1/2 cup of veggies
Impregnate - Can't we just fuck instead?
Sleep - I like sleep
Repeat - I do!

jack sparrow said:Wake - Three cups of coffee and hot shower.
Hunt - Pretty much just money...the wimminz follow when I flaunt it.
Eat - Mostly steak, chicken, and the occasional Happy Meal.
Sleep - I don't give much of a shit, so it's fairly easy.
Repeat - I have no choice
You seem to be a refined version of myself.
SaladFork said:I tired your version, mine seems to be working well for me.![]()
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jack sparrow said:lol...I had to go back and edit in the "Impregnate" part.
Seriously though. I'm glad you're happy man.
SaladFork said:Thanks bro! I'm always happy, but on the way home I was singing lol... I never do that shit.
SaladFork said:I always tell myself it’s just money, I can always make more and buy better shit. I’m sure it will be awhile before she can upgrade the plasma, chair and other stuff she got. While you get to go start fresh and buy all new badass replacements.
You sound like a good dad also, no money or material item can replace or take that away from you.
Yes you have to make sure she's good in the sack first!!!Mr. dB said:Just cut straight to the punch, a night of filthy sex.
OK My Sweet SF! My kids were in school today so I squeezed in a run to the Nordstrom Rack at Auburn. I'm still on the hunt for sexy shoes.SaladFork said:Spending money on clothing is my weakness… I told myself I would never spend 300 on jeans again but yesterday trying a pair I didn’t look at the price tag until she rung them up… I still got them but felt guilty lol. I swear last pair of TR’s I buy, great jeans but I need to chill on that shit.
Keep your eyes peeled for anything True Religion, size 32/33![]()
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curvymommy said:OK My Sweet SF! My kids were in school today so I squeezed in a run to the Nordstrom Rack at Auburn. I'm still on the hunt for sexy shoes.
Anyhoo...
I found some True Religion Jeans in your size for $99.99!
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I left them neatly folded on the bottom shelf for you.
Anyway, just a heads up!
Beachboy6294 said:I love those jeans!!
Nah...although it can take a long time to hone your skillz, anyone can be awesome in the sack if they practice with the same person for awhile.Beachboy6294 said:Yes you have to make sure she's good in the sack first!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=270235456528&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=017ceo said:looks like girls jeans.
SaladFork said:I have a date tomorrow and I’m a horrible date planner. Usually average girls are easy, they can eat anywhere and anything so dates are simple to plan. The problem is, she’s on a comp diet and can’t really eat anything at a restaurant. I checked every place I know of for tickets to something cool, like a show or something but tomorrow nothing’s happening. So what wtf should we do, I’m drawing a blank.
I know there is other cool stuff out there to do minus, bars, clubs, or going out to eat. I’m just a dumbass and can’t think of anything. 50,000 k to the best suggestion plus I might send you a pic of the girl.
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curvymommy said:My man wears wool dress pants during the day and shorts at night. He has like two pair of Levi's and could give a crap about $300 jeans,![]()

That's preschool tuition for the month. lol.ceo said:There now, that's a man.
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curvymommy said:Nah...although it can take a long time to hone your skillz, anyone can be awesome in the sack if they practice with the same person for awhile.![]()
curvymommy said:That's preschool tuition for the month. lol.
All that bein' said, I'm so getting some designer jeans someday when I'm done punishing my body into submission.![]()
curvymommy said:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=270235456528&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=017
Wanted to add that the boy in the listing is a scrawny ass dude. I'm sure many of you Elite men will look much better in these!
Of course, what do I know? My man wears wool dress pants during the day and shorts at night. He has like two pair of Levi's and could give a crap about $300 jeans,![]()
I tried some on while I was there. My quads were bustin out of those bad boys! LOL!Beachboy6294 said:I don't think my legs would fit in those jeans!
curvymommy said:I tried some on while I was there. My quads were bustin out of those bad boys! LOL!

BIKINIMOM said:I was over at Guess couple weeks back and bought 3 jackets/a button down white blouse and 2 pair of trousers for LESS THAN 300 DOLLARS....
Ya'll have NO CLUE how to shop.
... just sayin is all.
I could NEVER spend that kind of money on jeans.![]()
Beachboy6294 said:Oh no I hit the Banana Republic and Guess outlet mall here and load up.
They already had an awesome date! I love Victoia! Cool cobblestone streets there. Very romantic. Nice China Town too.BNG said:Take her to Victoria & just do some random stuff. Comedy, club, deep sea fishing. Don't be like everyone else.
ceo said:I buy jeans on clearance for $15-20. Normally $30-40. But, I look good no matter what I wear.
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