need serious advice here

[velvett]

did you mean to call him a dick? if so, i agree

I was thinking *DUCK* coz that frying pan is gonna knock you square in the head.

 

[SoKlueles]

I was thinking *DUCK* coz that frying pan is gonna knock you square in the head.

EVEN BETTER

 

[Lestat]

good luck with it bro

 

[spongebob]

how should i go about telling my girlfriend i want to take up swinging (couple swapping)
is there anyway i can go about telling her thats not too blunt and make it out like im only in this for myself

well seeing as how your starting out with someone who on the surface adamantly denies wanting any part of that, you have your work cut out for ya. it could take a year or to to accomplish. the basic premise behind it is brainwashing, which takes time but is achievable. although brainwashing has negative connotations in reality it is just another variable we use to describe a methodical process used to extract the true inner feelings of the female persuasion. inside every women is a bisexual dieing to get out.

sounds like you have started the process by planting the seeds, introducing the idea and letting it simmer. from here you simply follow a psychological process of convincing her that this is what she really wants to do for you. a quick review of some of the techniques used. one, you only discuss such events when the two of you have had a few drinks, at least at first. she will be more reseptive to the idea. she will not agree with it but will be in a playful mood to talk about it. which is half way there. secondly, when discussing such said event, bring up the fact that women are beautiful creatures and its only natural that even women feel this way. this is to make her feel comfortable about liking women, because she does, its just that she has not openly expressed it to you and may feel shameful due to our fuck up societies views on things. alot of females grow up believeing sex is bad unless its between a husband and wife. yet they have secrete sexual fantasies about crazy ass sex. you must brake societies grip on her.

one main obstacle to get past is the fact that she will probably say she could never watch you with another women. this will be hard. but you have to convince her that it is only sex and that you are only looking for one thing, to bust a nut. you have to make it as impersonable as possible. you are a man, and as such you are a horny dog just looking for sexual gratification. and also mention that it is a threesome, everyone is involved equally.

and she will probably mention something about not wanting to feel like she is competing with the other girl. but its not a competetion, there is no number one, because to label her as number one would imply the other girl is number two and there is no number system because the other girl is not even a number. she is just a fuck.

one of the more advance techniques is start being extremely nice to her, buying small things maybe even flowers. i bought flowers one time and included a copy of a very romantic song on a CD. i just dropped off the CD to the flower shop and they delivered it with the flowers and a sweet card. can you imagine, she gets flowers in front of her co-workers and theres a cd included and she's like, what is this. she puts it in the computer and it just melts her.

you need to let her feel in 100% control, she is the decision maker and as such will allow this to happen only under her circumstances. its a power trip, she love it.

it is all jedi mind tricks in the end. may the force be with you.

 

[SoKlueles]

well seeing as how your starting out with someone who on the surface adamantly denies wanting any part of that, you have your work cut out for ya. it could take a year or to to accomplish. the basic premise behind it is brainwashing, which takes time but is achievable. although brainwashing has negative connotations in reality it is just another variable we use to describe a methodical process used to extract the true inner feelings of the female persuasion. inside every women is a bisexual dieing to get out.

sounds like you have started the process by planting the seeds, introducing the idea and letting it simmer. from here you simply follow a psychological process of convincing her that this is what she really wants to do for you. a quick review of some of the techniques used. one, you only discuss such events when the two of you have had a few drinks, at least at first. she will be more reseptive to the idea. she will not agree with it but will be in a playful mood to talk about it. which is half way there. secondly, when discussing such said event, bring up the fact that women are beautiful creatures and its only natural that even women feel this way. this is to make her feel comfortable about liking women, because she does, its just that she has not openly expressed it to you and may feel shameful due to our fuck up societies views on things. alot of females grow up believeing sex is bad unless its between a husband and wife. yet they have secrete sexual fantasies about crazy ass sex. you must brake societies grip on her.

one main obstacle to get past is the fact that she will probably say she could never watch you with another women. this will be hard. but you have to convince her that it is only sex and that you are only looking for one thing, to bust a nut. you have to make it as impersonable as possible. you are a man, and as such you are a horny dog just looking for sexual gratification. and also mention that it is a threesome, everyone is involved equally.

and she will probably mention something about not wanting to feel like she is competing with the other girl. but its not a competetion, there is no number one, because to label her as number one would imply the other girl is number two and there is no number system because the other girl is not even a number. she is just a fuck.

one of the more advance techniques is start being extremely nice to her, buying small things maybe even flowers. i bought flowers one time and included a copy of a very romantic song on a CD. i just dropped off the CD to the flower shop and they delivered it with the flowers and a sweet card. can you imagine, she gets flowers in front of her co-workers and theres a cd included and she's like, what is this. she puts it in the computer and it just melts her.

you need to let her feel in 100% control, she is the decision maker and as such will allow this to happen only under her circumstances. its a power trip, she love it.

it is all jedi mind tricks in the end. may the force be with you.

still no

 

[wootoom]

omg

 

[HiDnGoD]

still no

Probably a good thing not to reveal your techniques or plans somewhere where the lady in question might see to, eh?
Also, if you want this to work, your lady has to be #1. It's all about her.
If the third party doesn't understand this, then she won't work out.

 

[The Shadow]

how should i go about telling my girlfriend i want to take up swinging (couple swapping)
is there anyway i can go about telling her thats not too blunt and make it out like im only in this for myself

HEY KLU......


He just admittted he does have a GIRLFRIEND


I thinks its a break thru for him

 

[hamstershaver]

let me clarify this
it will be couple swapping not a threesome
i will be banging some hottie in one room while she is doing whatever in a different room

 

[SoKlueles]

let me clarify this
it will be couple swapping not a threesome
i will be banging some hottie in one room while she is doing whatever in a different room

no