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Need ideas on pranks for the office

KillahBee

KillahBee

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We apparently have an ongoing war here at the office of practical jokes and whatnot. I am typically the agitator, but was on the receiving end yesterday. I need some good ideas for retaliation. Nothing destructive and nothing that will get me fired. Our recent battles:

I filled my coworker's car with 250 mini basketballs (you might remember the thread I made about it):





Lastnight we took about 15 of those little dial timers and hid them all over this chick's office with different alarm times set. We also toilet papered her entire office, turned all her pictures upside down and put about 6 plants from all over the office around her desk:





Then these fucks TP'd my car:

 
I do alot of shit myself.. Good job..

can't help u though.. like to keep my idea's to myself..
 
We like to run around and unplug the receivers on people's phones. Or we tape a piece of black paper to their anti-glare screens and they freak out that their computer doesn't work.

Or we put poison in their coffee and kill them. But not often.
 
Someone put a picture up of someones cube once. They tin foiled the whole thing.
I mean the cpu, mouse, chari, walls.
It looked like a god damn robot cube.. LOL
 
Is that a Maxima?
 
Vasoline the undersides of their door handles(car or office). The look on peoples faces when they get that slimy shit on their hands is priceless.

The remote control whoopie cushion is classic. Wait until the boss goes in their office and set it off.

Send them a singing tellegram about being owned.

That's a few for now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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Slat ^ ? :)
 
Once I cleared out my own office everything - to the bare walls early one morning.. and then came in the regular time and freaked out on everyone and said that if someone didnt fess up to doing it.. there would be hell to pay - HR would be called.

then i went to my meeting and said the issue better be resolved by the time i got back.

i have a group of them shitting for 3 hours:)
 
A few years back I read in a men's magazine about office pranks that you want to pull and one that cracks me up that I still remember was the grape koolaid prank. Basically you put grape koolaid mix in their umbrella, so when they open when its raining outside it gets all over them, then when they get wet from the rain it turns them into grape colored jerk.
Or another one was reassigning the keys at work and so when you type and e it types an f, drives them mad til they figure it out. Or similar, everytime the type the word and, assign to say some thing like 'suck my' automatically when they type letters.
 
YOu can always tape aluminum foil to the bottom of a bunch of plates that people use for the microwave. The foil starts to blow up when the person put their stuff in there. Everyone in the eating area will be looking at them!
 
Cheffy Smooves guide to practical jokes and revenge around the office:

Installment #1

Go to a good greeting card store and buy two happy birthday cards with the wee little chips in them that 'sing' HappyBDayToYou when you open the card, you know the kind, really anoying beeping of that tune...

take the cards into your bosses/coworkers office and quickly remove the chips from the cards. they will both be playing the same tune, but NOT IN TIME... now this part is key= Place the chips in clandestine spots one right above the other, that is to say one stashed in the cieling tile and one embedded deep in the rug RIGHT BELOW IT

Interesting thing the human ear, in that configuration it will be almost impossible for the person to tell exactly where the sound is coming from, and they will have to tear their office to shreds to find those little fuckers.. oh... they play for a couple HOURS in most cases...

Enjoy.
 
If you have access to their computer, assigning the browsers home
page to some gay, porn or other such site is nice.

Especially good if they don't have a clue about PC's and how to change it.
Every time they launch IE, it will go to that site.
 
Installment #2


Take a screen shot of their desktop. most office monkeys have WAY too much shit on their desktop, so it should be a joy to behold. Take all their REAL desktop items and put them in one folder on the c drive so that there are NO items on their desktop.

Now, make that screen shot of their normal workspace their wallpaper/desktop image.

they will click like freaks trying to figure out why the folders wont open.... huge.

enjoy
 
Raina said:
We like to run around and unplug the receivers on people's phones. Or we tape a piece of black paper to their anti-glare screens and they freak out that their computer doesn't work.

Or we put poison in their coffee and kill them. But not often.
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Apparently, keys on a keyboard are easily detachable...rearrange a few letters. I swear it took me about 2 hours to figure out why the hell all of my proposals and emails were ending up in jibberish. (you know, more so than my normal every day jibberish)

Something minor but REALLY annoying....flip flop their entire desk setup.
 
Note to HH: learn to type without looking at the keys...


;)
 
Raina said:
We like to run around and unplug the receivers on people's phones. Or we tape a piece of black paper to their anti-glare screens and they freak out that their computer doesn't work.

Or we put poison in their coffee and kill them. But not often.
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hahah i like the last one


killah be greatful that they didnt piss on the toilet paper afterwards...iv done that to someones car


what u can do is poop in a box and poke hole sin the top so it smells really bad, then hide it somewhere in their office that they arnt likely to look, and their room will smell like shit and theyl never know why
 
SublimeZM said:
what u can do is poop in a box and poke hole sin the top so it smells really bad, then hide it somewhere in their office that they arnt likely to look, and their room will smell like shit and theyl never know why
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yes, but they work with kb. they're used to the smell of shit.
 
You'd think that one could ruin someone day with one item-- a plastic shaker cup with 1/2" of old protein shake in it 2-3 days into heating up in the car.
 
move all the keys on the keyboard :)
 
Frisky said:
move all the keys on the keyboard :)
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I think I am going for this:

one chick with an actual office - aluminum foil the entire office inlcuding each item on her desk, etc. She also has some stupid ass duck statue outside her door that she loves and dresses up for holidays. I will take the duck, tie a noose around its neck, hang it off the balcony, take a pic and put the pic where the duck was as ransom.

other chick with a desk in the hall - I am going to get some double sided tape and tape her entire desk and walls, then dump cereal all over the place (we have lots of cereal here).

more to come.
 
At my old job I used to always install the program "mouse turds" on people's PCs. Since I was one of the few instrument technicians I had all the admin passwords just in case. So you install this program and then when they use their PC, every time the let their mouse sit on the screen, it leaves a little brown "turd" on the screen. Just a couple of pixles. After about 10 minutes of work there are little turds all over the screen and it drives them nuts. They always ended up calling the IT dept. The IT guys all knew it was me and had many a good laugh at the desperate workers and the "My PC is broken" emails.
 
KillahBee said:
I think I am going for this:

one chick with an actual office - aluminum foil the entire office inlcuding each item on her desk, etc. She also has some stupid ass duck statue outside her door that she loves and dresses up for holidays. I will take the duck, tie a noose around its neck, hang it off the balcony, take a pic and put the pic where the duck was as ransom.

other chick with a desk in the hall - I am going to get some double sided tape and tape her entire desk and walls, then dump cereal all over the place (we have lots of cereal here).

more to come.
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LOL @ hold the duck for ransom.

I was gonna move the keys on my bosses keyboard for april fools day but got to the office to late.

omg.. the tape.. won't that ruin the surface of the desk?
 
KillahBee said:
I think I am going for this:

one chick with an actual office - aluminum foil the entire office inlcuding each item on her desk, etc. She also has some stupid ass duck statue outside her door that she loves and dresses up for holidays. I will take the duck, tie a noose around its neck, hang it off the balcony, take a pic and put the pic where the duck was as ransom.

other chick with a desk in the hall - I am going to get some double sided tape and tape her entire desk and walls, then dump cereal all over the place (we have lots of cereal here).

more to come.
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Is this chick single bro? Hook a brother up. How long has she been into ducks?
 
Ambush co-workers PC's with wav files. For example, whenever a program is opened, a ripping fart would go off, whenever someone gets mail, a massive belch would let loose, and so forth...

I became so good at this that the person could not even move the mouse without the thing erupting in flatulence...

I once put a can of open sardines behind one guys monitor on a Friday afternoon...You should have smelled his office on Monday morning...

Cut slit holes in drinking straws. This drives people nuts.

Take faxes off the machine, write "DOUCHEBAG" on the cover page, copy it, and throw the copy back on the fax...


Bluesman
 
Get a friend in a police outfit to arrest one of your coworkers. If you can't get the outfit, get two friends to come in with suits like detectives and give a song and dance about "questioning" at the station. "Ma'am, you really need to come with us."


or... Have the guys come to YOU and while everyone listens to the conversation of "embessling millions " or whatever you can think of, you quickly bolt through the exit doors and they start running after you. Everyone back at the office would be all shocked... "OMG He was such a good boy..." lol

Then call them an hour later and tell them you need bail money.

Then call Perkele.
 
Take a needle and syringe filled with water and inject in their chair, it won't appear wet on top but will be soaking underneath
 
I did the aluminum foil idea, which turned out classic. I have gotten more compliments from the execs around here for that move than for anything I have done related to actual work.
 
dahamn said:
Take a needle and syringe filled with water and inject in their chair, it won't appear wet on top but will be soaking underneath
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then leave the needle faceing up in the stuffing (even better if needle is filled with aids)
 
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