Need Help! Now!!

[loraine_mcfly]

Hi guys, i have been an reading the threads on this forum for quite some time now. I just want to ask you if what's a sure fire way to get lean in 2 weeks? I'm 250lbs, 32 years old and I have a hot date in 2 weeks. what should i do?

I'm not gay by the way (not that there's anything wrong with it) I just happen to love the Back to the future Trilogy. talk about being old school.

 

[jh1]

Dnp

 

[javaguru]

dnp - dinitrophenol -

I concur

 

[loraine_mcfly]

what's a dinitrophenol? and will it be able to help me? how about an exercise routine and right diet?

 

[heavy_duty]

DNE is better but must be run the full 2 weeks.

 

[jh1]

it's a weight loss drug..... sit around and sweat your balls off, but cuts weight like nothing else......


Definetly the way to go.

Or a two week bender on smoking meth, but that may leave you a little strung out for your date. Maybe smoke Meth for a week - that will severly restrict you diet and will burn lots of fat, then hit up the DNP for a week to finish it off.

 

[sixxtoes]

bing and purge!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

liposuction..

miracles don't happen in two weeks bro.

 

[heavy_duty]

DNE
Do Not Eat

 

[bw1]

fag

 

[-SD-]

if youre a 250 pound chick we cant help you. and dont show us your tits either.

 

[needtogetaas]

god I hope this person is not real..you guys are going to kill him.

 

[all the whey]

How much is your electric bill?

 

[needtogetaas]

How much is your electric bill?

cant be that much...we can split it.that cool with you?

 

[layinback]

Hi guys, i have been an reading the threads on this forum for quite some time now. I just want to ask you if what's a sure fire way to get lean in 2 weeks? I'm 250lbs, 32 years old and I have a hot date in 2 weeks. what should i do?

I'm not gay by the way (not that there's anything wrong with it) I just happen to love the Back to the future Trilogy. talk about being old school.

D & E its a kickass drug. eliminates fat and keeps it off.....forever. try it

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

D & E its a kickass drug. eliminates fat and keeps it off.....forever. try it

wtf is D & E?

 

[layinback]

wtf is D & E?

Diet and Exercise. this fuckin guy should have thought about this date 5 years ago. i fucking hate these post " i want to get ripped in 10 days" you should have thought about that when you were scarfing down big macs and eatin cheese cake, playing x box in your moms basement instead of going to the gym. NO FUCKING SHORT CUTS IN LIFE PERIOD.