Need help buying a tank online

[supersizeme]

Hi, I am looking to purchase a tank for personal use. I'm really not concerned with what year it is or the mileage as I don't plan on leaving my apartment complex very often with it. I don't really care what color it is or whether or not it has seen actual combat. As long as it has a functional cannon sticking out of the top that I can use to blow motherfuckers up with and decent condition tank tracks, that'd be terrific. All I've found so far have been a few websites peddling some shitty half-tracs. I've discussed owning a tank with the leasing office at my apartment complex, and I have been cleared except that I will now be required to pay for two parking spots in the carport as opposed to just one, cuz apparently they don't think a tank will fit in between the lines. Whatever...no big whoop. So all I'm looking here is for a tank source. I know you have them...don't bogart the tanks please.
Thanks.

Yours in running over shit,
ssme

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Hi, I am looking to purchase a tank for personal use. I'm really not concerned with what year it is or the mileage as I don't plan on leaving my apartment complex very often with it. I don't really care what color it is or whether or not it has seen actual combat. As long as it has a functional cannon sticking out of the top that I can use to blow motherfuckers up with and decent condition tank tracks, that'd be terrific. All I've found so far have been a few websites peddling some shitty half-tracs. I've discussed owning a tank with the leasing office at my apartment complex, and I have been cleared except that I will now be required to pay for two parking spots in the carport as opposed to just one, cuz apparently they don't think a tank will fit in between the lines. Whatever...no big whoop. So all I'm looking here is for a tank source. I know you have them...don't bogart the tanks please.
Thanks.

Yours in running over shit,
ssme

I almost posted something similar yesterday!

 

[manny78]

Saddam could sell you one of his T-55. SHould be pretty cheap.

 

[nekrawulf]

Well...i do have a tank source....and its completely legit.

Here is what they have:

We have only TWO WWII Tank Destroyers left in stock now. All of our Tank Destroyers are fully tracked armoured vehicles. These are very rare and are in running condition. We have the M-36 Fisher by General Motors. The M-36 is basically a Sherman Torseau with a BIG GUN! It has been upgraded with an over 2,000 C.I.D. V-12 diesel engine, 5-speed transmission, full rotation turret and a slamming 90mm gun! This is a really big hunk of Detroit Steel that rides smooth as silk. These tank destroyers are shown by appointment only. All of CWRI's tank destroyers have deactivated guns and require no special federal permits to own.

And where to buy these babies(includes a picture): http://www.coldwarremarketing.com/others.asp

 

[Dr.M]

Shit, those mothers must put out some serious torque!

I have heard of Caddy tanks, but no cannons

 

[supersizeme]

Well...i do have a tank source....and its completely legit.

Here is what they have:

We have only TWO WWII Tank Destroyers left in stock now. All of our Tank Destroyers are fully tracked armoured vehicles. These are very rare and are in running condition. We have the M-36 Fisher by General Motors. The M-36 is basically a Sherman Torseau with a BIG GUN! It has been upgraded with an over 2,000 C.I.D. V-12 diesel engine, 5-speed transmission, full rotation turret and a slamming 90mm gun! This is a really big hunk of Detroit Steel that rides smooth as silk. These tank destroyers are shown by appointment only. All of CWRI's tank destroyers have deactivated guns and require no special federal permits to own.

And where to buy these babies(includes a picture): http://www.coldwarremarketing.com/others.asp

That is perfect...thank you, nekra. I have already made an appointment and the bank has pre-approved me for a tank loan at 4.9% APR over 60 months. I can't wait to see the look of envy on my neighbor's face when I come back from the dealership with my new M-36 with paper plates and run him over until he's man-paste.

 

[manny78]

Wow a Steyr Pinzgaur for 10k eheheh nice deal I may buy one of these

 

[gymtime]

SSME - you're gonna put your eye out with one of those things.

 

[manny78]

That is perfect...thank you, nekra. I have already made an appointment and the bank has pre-approved me for a tank loan at 4.9% APR over 60 months. I can't wait to see the look of envy on my neighbor's face when I come back from the dealership with my new M-36 with paper plates and run him over until he's man-paste.

how much are they asking for it ?

 

[68GT350]

I'd rather just buy a bobcat and tie a shotgun to it. Same diff.

 

[Bullit]

I think this tank is what you are after

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

One of the funniest topics in a while, just the thought of buying a tank.

 

[HappyScrappy]

no tank, or really any military equipment for that matter, is complete without the requisite "Type R", "///M", and Calvin pissing on something stickers.
also get a really big sticker that spans the front that says "TANK" in fake Japanese lettering.