Need Help: Asking Girl Out Tonight

[HeavyDutyGuy]

Call her and tell her tht you heard they put $1000 bills under some seats at this movie as a promotional deal. Then say "What time can you be ready?"

 

[lynaghgrew]

for fucks sake dont say:

' i asked a load of muscle heads, juicers and hardcore nuts i sorta know and they said.......'

 

[satanic goatslayer]

seriously i think your best bet is when she answers the phone, pull out your rod and just start rubbing it all over the phone so that it produces some sort of static noise. then when she asks wtf that noise is just say oh nothing it's just my cock. at this point you should be good to go on asking her out. i've used this like 80 times, it's almost automatic.

LOL

When you meet with these women captured with that kind of smoothness, do you ever find yourself longing to tear out their eyeballs and replace them with half-melted ping-pong balls?

 

[Frackal]

Don't bother. All she's gonna do is get a free movie and probably some free dinner and some more free stuff if you take her out again until she gets bored. Waste of time and money. Go watch the movie by yourself and pick up a prostitute on the way home.

-Warik

Heheheheheehehhehe...same thing either way eh Warik? Except with the prostitute, you only have to go on one date.

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Talk with her and say...Would you like to go see (insert penis) with me tonight?...

WHEN she says yes....say..great can I pick you up at (insert penis)....

key is be clear and confident and you can't lose....

good luck!!! We want the results tommorow......

The subliminal messages in Shags thread will only boost your confidence.

 

[Warik]

Heheheheheehehhehe...same thing either way eh Warik? Except with the prostitute, you only have to go on one date.

WHAT? You have to go on a date with them TOO? I thought you were just paying for the service.... *SIGH*!!!

Man this planet sure sucks ass.

-Warik

 

[Yellowbomber]

ask her and before she replies u should have your cock in her mouth

 

[dawgslappa]

CANADIEN OAK IS MONEY

Movie bad. Dinner good. Eat something clean, no spagetti or mexican food. You will end up farting and you will have the runs all night. Go play pool or go to the go-kart track, perhaps miniature golf or a Baseball game. If you think of something fun to do chances are she'll go with ya. Oh yeah, fire a load into a sock before you pick her up so you're not tryin' to get down her pants all night.

You are so money and you don't even know it.