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need advice (possible menage-a-3 with twins)

SupraHero said:


Shit I better go to the bus stop. I might hook one up sooner than I thought.


THATS WHAT I'M SCREAMIN. FUCK A CAR, I'M GETTING A BUS PASS!!!





KAYNE
 
Shit, I'm going to start frequenting bus stops a little more often now..........maybe then I can have delusions of a menage-a-trois with exotic looking twins.

Wise man once say: "Anticipation of threesome almost as good as threesome itself."
 
CollegeKid said:
alright im chillin at a bus stop the other day waiting to get back from the mall, and this super hot exotic looking chick i'd noticed checking me out at a store is at the same bus stop. we make crazy eye contact and then all of the sudden she comes over to me and asks me what time it is. now, i'm an idiot when it comes to noticing when girls are hitting on me, but she was coming on pretty damn strong. we talked a lot and found out we had a bunch in common, and i think she was really impressed by my looks and smarts (and i was VERY impressed by her T & A). turns out she has an IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER too.

ok so it's really hot. i've flirting like no other with this chick. problem is, a car pulls up in the middle of the street, and it happens to be one of her friends. they honk at her to give her a ride, and she runs off. i never got a chance to give her my # :(

here's where i need some real good advice though. as any smart guy with a stalker instinct would, i was able to track down a guy she said she knew at the school i attend (she goes to a different college) and i asked him for her info. so now i have her screenname. THE QUESTION: how do i come across as smooth and as hot as the guy she met at the bus stop, rather than as some weirdo who stalked her and is now IMing her randomly?

if you guys help me make this work out... i will take pics of the menage-a-trois with exotic identical twin sisters. i swear to god. help me!

Just curious, are you a virgin?
 
holy shit you guys are harsh! first off i just mentioned the menage-a-trois thing to get your attention, obviously it worked, but there's no way in hell i'd actually expect that to happen in real life. secondly NO im not a fucking virgin, or a desperate stalker or whatever you might have inferred from my post. unlike most of the people who spend half their lives posting here on elite because they are maladjusted shut-ins, i am quite socially normal if i do say so myself.

the chick checked me out multiple times, then she came over to ME when there were a good 10ppl between us, asked ME what time it was, and then started making conversation with me. flirting. laughing etc. she did all the work, i just sat there. now if i'm interpreting this wrongly as her being interested in me, then fuck, i have no idea what flirting is or how i've been able to get other chicks in the past because obviously i must be delusional.

damn.
 
Easy trigger, you just seemed awful excited about a bus stop conversation and I had a mental image of some guy who had a raging hardon getting ready to tear through his pants and didn't know what to do about it. Good luck though.
 
hell, if you have her screen name, just send her an email and say you got it from whatever friend it was she mentioned in your conversation, and say you didn't get a chance to ask for her number, give her yours and if she's interested she will call.

ONLY send one email.....don't be a stalker, just say you are interested and leave it at that.

i was in a car wreck once, and was taken by ambulance to the hospital. one of the guys from the ambulance looked up where i worked and stopped by to say hi and he wanted to make sure i was ok. we dated for a year or so. he was and still is a nice guy. we would never have went out if he hadn't taken steps to look me up.
 
CollegeKid said:
first off i just mentioned the menage-a-trois thing to get your attention, obviously it worked,

LOL.
That was totally obvious.
Some of these brolys may not be the sharpest pencils in the box.
 
TEXgrl said:


i was in a car wreck once, and was taken by ambulance to the hospital. one of the guys from the ambulance looked up where i worked and stopped by to say hi and he wanted to make sure i was ok.


Us guys know why he stopped by and what was on his mind.;)
 
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