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stilleto

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I'm having a cocktail party in February, shortly after valentine's day.

I want to put a poem on the invitation (I make my own, very cool and funky invitations) but i'm drawing a blank.
can anyone think of something?

Can be eerie, strange, cute, etc. but i'd like it to include something about it being 'time to party' or 'have a drink' or about getting together with friends, etc.
 
Yes - the pheasants and the fen do it;
The robins and the wrens do it;
The roosters and the hens do it;
The wild Comanche braves do it,
The Esquamaux in caves do it.
And kings and queens are slaves to it.
Temptation all will bring to it,
Parsons doff their pantaloons to it;
Goats in fall and spring do it;
And boars bend their necks and swoon to it;
Moths and mites in cheese do it;
And butterflies and bees do it;
And frogs settle down and freeze to it;
Cold earth worms cone up in swarms to it;
And underneath the trees do it;
Well-- I'm but a lonely woman,
With every pulse and feeling human,
But I'm not the folks called "common".
And I'll never do it!
The deed is rash, and I would rue it,
I'd scorn the act, and well you know it,
But - Well -- I'll lay still, and let YOU do it.
 
stilleto said:
I'm having a cocktail party in February, shortly after valentine's day.

I want to put a poem on the invitation (I make my own, very cool and funky invitations) but i'm drawing a blank.
can anyone think of something?

Can be eerie, strange, cute, etc. but i'd like it to include something about it being 'time to party' or 'have a drink' or about getting together with friends, etc.

The dew may kiss the morning grass,
The clock may kiss the hours past,
A Knight may kiss a maiden lass,
And you my friends... drink hardy!
 
Too much work, and no vacation,
Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses;
Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
 
Here in my home
a party to come
To have some drinks
to have some fun

OR

Let's warm up feb together
by having some drinks
and sharing some fun
please rsvp
if you would like to come
 
redguru said:
Too much work, and no vacation,
Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses;
Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)


THIS is excellent.
so is the one above it. so far, this is winning.
 
blueta2 said:
Here in my home
a party to come
To have some drinks
to have some fun

OR

Let's warm up feb together
by having some drinks
and sharing some fun
please rsvp
if you would like to come

meh.
:)
It's good, but a little too pedestrian.
:heart:
 
stilleto said:
these are some pretty sophisticated people.

ie, NOT CANADIAN.


That's good!


Don't mail my invite to my home address. Mail it to my P.O. Box.


Casual Dress?

I bought two more Sport Coats this weekend. If it is causal I will wear the brown.
 
Oh, what a splendour fills all space!
Without bit, spur, or rein to race,
Let's gallop on the steeds of wine
To heavens magic and divine!

-Baudelaire "Le Vin des Amants" from Les Fleurs du Mal
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
Oh, what a splendour fills all space!
Without bit, spur, or rein to race,
Let's gallop on the steeds of wine
To heavens magic and divine!

-Baudelaire "Le Vin des Amants" from Les Fleurs du Mal


ooh. i like that one too, since I have horses and a big barn.
 
stilleto said:
awww, thanks.

but you can still use that for your wedding invitation.

I'm never getting married...But you can save it for a barn raising party or something.
























and by the way.........I would kill NOT to live in a city and be a country bumpkin so you do know I'm just jealous!
 
Here we lie in sweet repose,
belly to belly and nose to nose.
After the joys of passion have passed,
it's back to back and ass to ass.

;-) no charge for that one......
 
txbondsman said:
Here we lie in sweet repose,
belly to belly and nose to nose.
After the joys of passion have passed,
it's back to back and ass to ass.

;-) no charge for that one......

You freelance for Hallmark, don't you? lol
 
Can y'all make it to me party
I'z be serving franks and kool-aid
and you can all make some farty


Come in your best denim
or your favorite overalls
just don't come naked
cuz we're going to be cleaning out horse stalls



K worthy?
 
txbondsman said:
Here we lie in sweet repose,
belly to belly and nose to nose.
After the joys of passion have passed,
it's back to back and ass to ass.

;-) no charge for that one......


This is my favorite so far!! :)
 
blueta2 said:
Can y'all make it to me party
I'z be serving franks and kool-aid
and you can all make some farty


Come in your best denim
or your favorite overalls
just don't come naked
cuz we're going to be cleaning out horse stalls



K worthy?

No, but i see that canadian education system is hard at work.
 
I do not know of a good drinking poem but was at a dinner one night and heard a good toast. Was a formal dinner so this toast wasn't appropriate, but was very funny. The toaster said... "Here's to fire...... not the kind that takes down shacks and shanties, but the kind that takes down pants and panties!"

Anyone else know of good toasts??
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
You freelance for Hallmark, don't you? lol

can you tell?....
 
stilleto said:
No, but i see that canadian education system is hard at work.


True, my Masters in Biz is not exactly represented in my poem. I was just trying to get to a level country folk could understand.
 
smt said:
I do not know of a good drinking poem but was at a dinner one night and heard a good toast. Was a formal dinner so this toast wasn't appropriate, but was very funny. The toaster said... "Here's to fire...... not the kind that takes down shacks and shanties, but the kind that takes down pants and panties!"

Anyone else know of good toasts??

Here's to the pole that's always swole,
eternally looking for a deep dark hole.
Ain't no rubber that'll stretch that far,
won't fit in a barrel or a mason jar.
So here's to the hole and not your hand,
Here's a toast to our swolen gland!

hehehehe.... college days were good for something.
 
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