Nathan's Poetry Corner

[Nathan]

Okay, you've gotta really look into the depths of your soul here to grasp this particular poem cause it's all pretty deep and pretentious and all that jazz.

Ahem...


Here by my side
Lies an evil wit
Spreading a vile grin
And feigning bliss

Here by my side
Lies innocence lost
And if poked it in the ass
I'm damn sure it'd be pissed

I love no one
And feel no pain
So when i urinate on the homeless
No one complains

Upon the insipid world
I gaze with a blank stare
With my pants around my ankles
I hump a lonely tree


The end.

 

[Nathan]

So unique, unrefined, and wild. You have made me cry once again, bravo Nathan... Bravo!

Cry in a good way or a bad way? Jeez, maybe you're reading too much into my posts if it's in a bad way? Sorry.

Anyways, I find it helps elevate my poem to a new plateau if it is read with the voice of one who is severely mentally retarded. You know the voice - I imagine it is much like TheProject's.

 

[Whiskey]

when I was young
I had no sense
I took a wiz
on a electric fence
hurt so bad
shocked my balls
then I took a crap in my overalls


sorry not original by any means, but still makes my grin



Whiskey

 

[PinK233]

I love you
You love me
So let's start humping
And start a family

 

[c-sharp minor]

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND
THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT
THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG
WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST
DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING
YOUR GALL IS NEVER ENDING
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING FROM YOU
YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED
BORING AND CONFISCATED
IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
NO WAY!

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO!
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

JUST YOU TRY AND MAKE US
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
COME ON
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
OH CRINCH PIN
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH YOU AND YOUR UNIFORM
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

 

[KnoXville]

I don't want to play with a Rubiks cube
I'd rather untangle matted pubes
It's better than playing with my boobs
Or shoving my nob inside a tube.
It's lots of fun and keeps me busy
playing with hair that's short and frizzy
It gets messed up if you have a grope
and always ends up in the soap.

 

[Nathan]

I love you
You love me
So let's start humping
And start a family

Okay, if you could be so kind as to just PM me some directions to your house I'm sure I can get on a bus and be there within a few hours. To be honest though, I'm very likely to end up in Wonderland. For some reason, I always keep getting somehow re-directed and end up there. Damn white rabbit. Anyway, better give me a few hours lee-way in case of that mother fuckign white rabbit.

 

[LiLady11]

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger an orangutan
An orgy in the zoo

 

[bwood]

bloodfart...

 

[Nathan]

bloodfart...

Ew! EEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!

I hope you die at the hands of an angry and very homosexual midget for that one.

 

[Nathan]

Let's keep Nathan's Poetry Corner progressing in the right direction.

 

[Bullit]

It's peanut butter jelly time,
peanut butter jelly time,
peanut butter jelly time

[Chorus)
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Peanut butter jelly 4x

Do the peanut butter jelly,
peanut butter jelly,
peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

[Chorus]

Now, break it down and freeze 4x

[Chorus]

Now tic tac toe (uh-huh)
Tic tac toe (let's go)
Tic tac toe (you got it)
Tic tac toe (let's ride)

[Chorus]

Now, freestyle,
freestyle,
freestyle,
freestyle,
freestyle,
your style 2x

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x

 

[polarpixie]

Here by my side
Lies an evil wit
Spreading a vile grin
And feigning bliss

Here by my side
Lies innocence lost
And if poked it in the ass
I'm damn sure it'd be pissed

I love no one
And feel no pain
So when i urinate on the homeless
No one complains

Upon the insipid world
I gaze with a blank stare
With my pants around my ankles
I hump a lonely tree


The end.

I'm sorry about that porcupine incident.....




Here's a little something to cheer you up.

Every night when I close my eyes to sleep
All I see is your retarded face
and your big buck teeth.
Frankly, I'm a little tired of it.
Tonight, I sleep with pliers.




It needs a little tweaking but I think it has potential.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I got a poem dedicated to females

Your vagina is like a black hole,
I swear I thought I was going to get sucked in.

There is no way you only slept with three guys,
cause it feels and looks like you got fucked by a redwood tree.

Sure this was your first time you gave it up on the first night,
just like you felt bad that I payed for the dinner and everthing else but you said it didn't feel right.

Skank, start stepping and make it quick.
I just hope you didn't give me an STD you skeezy trick.

The end.

What ya guys think? Please females, I could care less what you think so save it.

 

[big_bad_buff]

one night when the moon was green, around the corner come a terd machine, a shot was fired, a screem was heard, a man got hit by a flying terd

 

[jesus 2]

hey, you can call me jesus 2
and i come rollin' through the ghetto

yo, yo
check it

well known fact: jesus 2 ain't no jesus christ
all the ladies love this muscular little savior
you're sitting there, tossin' some dice
you looking at me? it's your misbehavior

this jesus 2 ain't got no halo
it's more like jesus squared
bakin' himself up as a I DA HOE potato
that little bunny rabbit, he got it snared


greedy muthasuckas BLING-BLING
fo sho it's time to bid adieu
just remember this one thing
jesus 2 is here for you

j to da 2

 

[WODIN]

Look up in the sky
A greasy booger flies by my windshield
I find the time to urinate standing up
I like to fart and run

 

[beastboy]

My right testicle is twice the size of my left.

 

[jesus 2]

My right testicle is twice the size of my left.

lovely little rhyme!

j to da 2