Name your favorite MassiveGunz quotation.

[RottenWillow]

Mine has got to be about deadlifting so good the fuking bar levitated to his hands.

 

[nutsnack]

who the hell is massivegunz?

 

[RottenWillow]

who the hell is massivegunz?

you have exposed yourself as being very uncool.

 

[eat big]

you have exposed yourself as being very uncool.

Bwahaha

 

[nutsnack]

you have exposed yourself as being very uncool.

well in that case...

who the hell are you?

 

[-SD-]

Hey guys fax me sum paper dball. hook it up bor


hello

 

[powerslave]

"Shredded like big league chew". I think it was part of a poem.

 

[RottenWillow]

Hey guys fax me sum paper dball.

oh shit! that one's good.

 

[janstehlik]

Remember this post when he named his gunz?

bros its ok if your lookin to. just want to give the ladys somethin extra to think bout tonite when lyin in bed next to someonne not nearly as stakked as big mg - traps so mountanous they got snow and gotes on top of em

right gun <=this ones a littl bigger than my other one. thats left right. wait what did i just say> - 'MAOG'" - mother of al gunz

other one - left gun is a little bit smaler so i named it hi intensity

LOLL just kiddin bro

i namd it 'ANROLD'

so bros if your postin bout the arsinel thats trapped underneth some tap measure in my avater just use the names please

peace and get hoss lik its the last day ever to be hoss

BIG LIKE TOM HENCKS

 

[BileStew]

"Shredded like big league chew". I think it was part of a poem.

red lik roses
blue like villets
massivegunz
SHREDEDD LIK BIG LEEGUE CHEW

 

[Raina]

I liked that he told me that he liked to have fax sex.

 

[powerslave]

red lik roses
blue like villets
massivegunz
SHREDEDD LIK BIG LEEGUE CHEW

That's it. "EF POAT" was his title.

 

[TheProject]

other one - left gun is a little bit smaler so i named it hi intensity

LMAO - I'd totally forgotten about that one.

 

[Becoming]

left gun is a little bit smaler so i named it hi intensity

dude that is some funny shit. I might have to search to read more of these...

too bad I missed out on that time on EF

 

[Spartacus]

'gotes"
heh

 

[TheProject]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=195777&highlight=MassiveGunz+chronicles

 

[hardrock]

"Big like Tom Henks"

Best quote ever!

 

[Lestat]

he had some awesmoe posts, some of the funniest on EF

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol this guy cant be real. hes like retaarded funny

this skinny guy I work with - he's my dork ass manager. he says that dirnking aloe vera makes him regular.
I told him that he could drink whatever the hell he wants and he is still a skinny little fuck.

you fucking make me sick - yoiu and your gays.

I mean personal trainers. good personal trainers are straight and vcan make good money.

you gotta be big and know what you are oding, like me, but if you are good, then you can make good money.
and it helps to not be gay - then you get the best womenm wanting you to do all the stuff. if you knwo what I mean.

that was to AAP. also its funny cause hell say stuff like "i wanan get some pussy this weekend, if u know what i mean"

if u know what i mean is for like puns and stuff, but hell say something obvious like "i got my dick sucked, if u know what i mean"

joncrane, how much money do you make at the gay bars?

do you have to dance at all?

I don't even know if there are any gay bars near me - but I go out to bars a lot, so I'll ask someone I guess. I don't really know how I can ask someone where all the gay bars are without sounding really gay.