Walking in someones`s path going in opposite directions and you both try to get out of each other`s way. You move left... He moves left, You move right... He moves right, at the same time, shile you`re still face to face.
Then you just grab him and throw him about 15 feet away from you.
.. trying to get on a water bed or other floaty thing in deep water... the one leg is on, the other is madly flailing.. lol, everyone looks like a tool doing that..
Trying on clothes that SUCK but you still need to come out of the dressing room because that`s where the mirror is and everyone sees your sucky clothes. Then you make a big announcement "I`m definately NOT buying this dress!" to alleviate the uncomfortableness in the store.
Trying on clothes that SUCK but you still need to come out of the dressing room because that`s where the mirror is and everyone sees your sucky clothes. Then you make a big announcement "I`m definately NOT buying this dress!" to alleviate the uncomfortableness in the store.
It is real hard to look cool while jerking off, getting head, having sex etc....Well, it is hard to look cool for an extended period, cause when you try to look cool, you look either look like a dildo or burst out laughing because you realize you look like a dildo.
I think it is also hard to not look like a fag carrying coffee and a little bag with a bagel or whatever in it into work, it is right up there with carrying an umbrella, I'd rather get soaked than look like an umbrella-carrying candy ass.